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Offline Justin Time

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Wasp attack
« on: September 23, 2020, 02:42:24 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.

Offline Tony

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2020, 03:14:05 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.

Ah Damien is the shovel ok?
Mr. T-bag to you

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2020, 04:33:32 pm »
I think a wasp attack is a good analogy for the virus debacle.
If you chill the fuck out and just go about your business it'll leave you alone.
if you panic and become hysterical you'll convince yourself it's gonna sting you like a child would think.
you know those beekeeper suits they wear when they're collecting the honey.
that's what cunts are doing with the rubber gloves, the masks and all the other paraphernalia.

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2020, 04:35:32 pm »
Most profound, well done Doc.

Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2020, 04:37:45 pm »
there's no need for sarcasm now.

Offline watty

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2020, 05:13:26 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
Next time, maybe wait until the wasp has left her forehead before you swing the shovel  O:-)

Offline Octavia1

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2020, 05:52:11 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.
rofl
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2020, 09:26:09 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.


No winners in this one... ::fuck ::fuck ;)

Offline Shallowhal

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Re: Wasp attack
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2020, 09:56:14 pm »
The missus is in A&E after being stung on the forehead by a wasp.
Her face is all swollen and bruised, but thankfully I got the wasp with my shovel.


No winners in this one... ::fuck ::fuck ;)

I'm not so sure about that Marky!!

 


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