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« on: September 30, 2020, 05:56:50 pm »
Another Tuesday another ton less puppy dole thanks to that Mehaul cunt.

Dr. Leo was great so he was.
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2020, 05:58:09 pm »
Another Tuesday another ton less puppy dole thanks to that Mehaul cunt.

Dr. Leo was great so he was.


Today is Wednesday
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2020, 05:59:46 pm »
I was referring to yesterday hence "Tuesday".
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2020, 06:00:51 pm »
Cum Ear I want Ya .Did you know you wont get the Crimbo Bobo from the Puppy Dole .To get the Crimbo Bobo you must be signing on for 10 months .Leo the Emperor notice he fucked off before the Leaving Cert Shit hit the Air Conditioning Unit would of given it to us .He was Great .

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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2020, 06:01:05 pm »
I was referring to yesterday hence "Tuesday".

Nice to know your in the same time zone inanyways
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2020, 08:12:40 pm »
I got dole reduced by 50 last week ....immediately I gave up the gargle .....saving 100 a week which means I'm up 50 quid ....wont deprive me the cnuts ....
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2020, 09:02:05 pm »
Cum Ear I want Ya .Did you know you wont get the Crimbo Bobo from the Puppy Dole .To get the Crimbo Bobo you must be signing on for 10 months .Leo the Emperor notice he fucked off before the Leaving Cert Shit hit the Air Conditioning Unit would of given it to us .He was Great .
More good news. They'll be sending a nice new years gift to all the covid coin takers.

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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2020, 09:19:56 pm »
Self employed use the self assessment system. Now is the time to do the math and consider changing your year end if 2020 is earned income heavy and puppy dole heavy as is the case for me. My current y/e is 30 April. If I leave it like that I'll be looking at a c.€4,500 liability for 2020. If I changed it to 31 Dec from 2020 I'd be looking at c.€2,200 but switching to 31 Dec from 2019 would get me back into 3 figures with no significant revision to 2018. Do the math and do it sooner rather than later.
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2020, 09:01:32 am »
Self employed use the self assessment system. Now is the time to do the math and consider changing your year end if 2020 is earned income heavy and puppy dole heavy as is the case for me. My current y/e is 30 April. If I leave it like that I'll be looking at a c.€4,500 liability for 2020. If I changed it to 31 Dec from 2020 I'd be looking at c.€2,200 but switching to 31 Dec from 2019 would get me back into 3 figures with no significant revision to 2018. Do the math and do it sooner rather than later.
How can yu be" income heavy " rat if you on the 350 for 6 months an sittin on yur hole?
The rest of yur statement flu over me head aswell ?
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2020, 06:10:05 pm »
'cos me year ends on 30 April and COVID '19 started in March 2020 so if I didn't change my year end 2020s assessment would be for my profits for the y/e 30 April 2020 - i.e. 11/12ths BC - and for all the puppy dole paid in 2020. Puppy dole alone will be over €12,000. On top of that I suspended my pension contributions from March 2020 so have less than normal tax credit for that. However, as above, a bit of timely fucking about with my year end date will sort it.
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Re: Fucking Cunt
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2020, 06:44:54 pm »
Kicking the can up the road?
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2020, 07:09:59 pm »
If you mean the original choice of April 30, Yes. The tax year ran to April 5th back then so April 30 was the most efficient choice of date staying within the convention of drawing accounts to the last day of a calendar month.

If you mean the change of date, No. Doing it from 2019 just corrects the imbalance caused by puppy dole. It won't have much significance beyond that and the requisite revision to 2018 is similarly insignificant in my case... I've only done back of envelope figures but I may have to pay c.€42 extra for 2018 in return for which I may qualify for the higher rate of puppy dole so if the actual figures comply with the ball park it would actually be a win, win, win, win, win situation.

Conversely, doing nothing would cost me the guts of 4 large in 2021 - on foot of 2020s return. In fact it'd be the first time since I became self (un)employed that my liability would run to 4 figures.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2020, 07:13:36 pm by Rat Catcher »
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