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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #105 on: October 13, 2020, 06:09:29 pm »
correction: i meant 120 per week is net income, not gross income

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #106 on: October 13, 2020, 06:25:59 pm »
When do we start work? How are we to prove we earned 120 a week? Thatll be my main questions now


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i'll say as soon as the finance bill is passed and signed by mick, you are safe to start work. also remember the 120 per week is gross income, not net income. so i would say approximately when your meter records 200 per week, you should head back to the sofa for the rest of the week.
[/quote I wosh yis luck trying to earn 120 a week,particularly now that there is going to be so many more of yis out

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #107 on: October 13, 2020, 06:55:29 pm »
Minister Paschal Donohoe has announced a range of measures to support the SME sector through the pandemic.

He said he was extending the debt warehousing provisions to allow self-employed taxpayers to defer payment for a period of a year with no interest applying.

A rate of 3% would apply thereafter and there would be no surcharge.

The provision would be extended to include the 2019 balance and 2020 preliminary tax.

Building on the measures introduced in the July Stimulus, the Minister said he was directing his department to coordinate a group comprised of representatives from the Department of Business, Enterprise and Innovation, Enterprise Ireland, the Ireland Strategic Investment Fund and the European Investment Fund.

The group, he said, would report to him by the middle of next month with proposals to leverage European capital and establish an equity fund with a mandate to invest in domestic, high innovation enterprises.

Pashal Donohoe said he was providing an initial €30m in funding through the Ireland Strategic Investment Fund (ISIF) to support an appropriate and effective scheme and thereby leverage matching funding for early stage seed and growth capital.

"In addition, as part of a continuing process of ensuring that our business supports remain efficient and responsive, my Department will this year initiate an assessment of how the Employment and Investment Incentive Scheme can be enhanced in light of the impact of the current crisis," the Minister said.

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #108 on: October 13, 2020, 06:58:23 pm »
Bob I don't know your setup but maybe sign on the Covid for two weeks(wink wink) then you might be eligible for the €1000 grant.You don't even have to stay off.(wink wink}

I still think we're unlikely to be reopened fully in 2020/21.
Age 67, don't qualify. Too many life mistakes leave me still needing reasonable money despite the OAP.
Trump has called for help, so I'm on a plane heading for The Strait of Hormuz, talk soon.

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #109 on: October 13, 2020, 07:22:14 pm »
Good luck looking for "reasonable money" with all the puppy dole scroungers scratching around for a ton and a bit.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #110 on: October 13, 2020, 07:23:57 pm »
I know the feeling bob

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #111 on: October 13, 2020, 07:32:00 pm »
When do we start work? How are we to prove we earned 120 a week? Thatll be my main questions now


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i'll say as soon as the finance bill is passed and signed by mick, you are safe to start work. also remember the 120 per week is gross income, not net income. so i would say approximately when your meter records 200 per week, you should head back to the sofa for the rest of the week.
Thanks Sore


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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #112 on: October 13, 2020, 07:53:35 pm »
It surely is korky,  not to mention a few extra quid for the pudding.  I'm gonna celebrate with a beer. Yippee!

I knew yu wer a dipso horse ... ::cheers
Anyway......youv to put your insurance back to a taxi....that's an extra 40 a week for me ....then yuv to get petrol for the cople  jobs yu get a week ....but yu be able to go in the bus lanes again wit yur roof sin on again ........probably get fuk all wen yur out now that weel all be back but at least yu can fool yourself into believing your useful an can get away from the owlone and out get interrogated by the covid police yu get into yur taxi ....yu know the type .....fat diabetes riddled cnuts
Who've have been abusing themselves for years and have underlying issues and are shittin it an all of a sudden theve a PhD in contagion disease an givin out fuk to you .....
...I'll need a screen now ....so I dont have to listen to arseholes like that .....
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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #113 on: October 13, 2020, 08:25:17 pm »
It surely is korky,  not to mention a few extra quid for the pudding.  I'm gonna celebrate with a beer. Yippee!

I knew yu wer a dipso horse ... ::cheers

Takes one to know one   ::fuck

Anyways I'll take my chances, pass a car out, hopefully get cheaper insurance from that zego crowd and cut my fuel bills in half by driving a gay prius. If it doesn't work out I'll just cut my insurance to private and go back to being a lay about like you. Might even take up painting and roller skating and who knows, I might even go the full hog slap a load of aloe vera oil on meself  ::fight

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #114 on: October 13, 2020, 08:27:48 pm »
It surely is korky,  not to mention a few extra quid for the pudding.  I'm gonna celebrate with a beer. Yippee!

I knew yu wer a dipso horse ... ::cheers

Takes one to know one   ::fuck

Anyways I'll take my chances, pass a car out, hopefully get cheaper insurance from that zego crowd and cut my fuel bills in half by driving a gay prius. If it doesn't work out I'll just cut my insurance to private and go back to being a lay about like you. Might even take up painting and roller skating and who knows, I might even go the full hog slap a load of aloe vera oil on meself  ::fight
Just slap yourself....no need for the  aloe vera .... rofl
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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #115 on: October 13, 2020, 08:31:50 pm »
Gave up the gargle wen they cut me dole horse ....have to say I'm feeling marvellous.....trown meself into me painting....I'm goin be an artist one day .....goin be me job an nuttin going get in me way ........except maybe the chinese plaugue.....dont eat that shite anymore neither ...ide say ther all  agents workin for the communist party .....probably feeding the world with gick that makes alzheimer's
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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #116 on: October 13, 2020, 08:32:52 pm »
Ah here, you're back tracking now. According to your good self the aul aloe vera was the cure for everything.  Jasus you were banging on about it that much that you'd have the department of health recommending we all inject it for a covid cure. Youre as bad as trump for lunacy,  worse even, if thats possible.

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #117 on: October 13, 2020, 08:34:41 pm »
Gave up the gargle wen they cut me dole horse ....have to say I'm feeling marvellous.....trown meself into me painting....

Throw yourself into the liffey  rofl

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #118 on: October 13, 2020, 08:50:58 pm »
Gave up the gargle wen they cut me dole horse ....have to say I'm feeling marvellous.....trown meself into me painting....

Throw yourself into the liffey  rofl
Aloe vera is great ... wat yu on about? Are yu pissed again missquotin me  >:( 

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Re: Budget 2021
« Reply #119 on: October 13, 2020, 08:51:28 pm »
Did yu buy the rollorblades yet?
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