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Total Members Voted: 18
Voting closed: November 15, 2020, 11:59:26 am
You're a night worker? Why are you not in bed if you were working 'til after 9am?
I thought she lost her phone? How did she find it on a train??
there's been tons of times when I was convinced i'd been kurt russelled but they then turn out to be genuine. around 5 this morning in the pissings of rain I encountered a young lad in the middle of the road about 19 or 20 waving his hands and blocking the road and he would'nt let me pass. i had just seen another taxi u-turning away from him. ranting and raving he was that he needed a lift home. get in the car i says. no if I come round the side you're gonna floor it like all the other taxis then he falls to his knees and starts begging I've been trying to get home for hours. get in the fuckin car I says. no turn your engine off and let me see the keys. so I do and i says get in the fuckin car ye clown. he gets in and he starts crying like charlie sheen at the end of platoon when he gets choppered outta the jungle. the waterworks stop on cue then and he sits there dead quiet until he starts talking on the blower but I can't hear anybody on the other end. he's pretending I says. he asks to pull up short of the address he gave me and says can he pay by card. grand. can I knock in my number on the machine because I don't have my card. for fuck's sake how am I supposed to know. I says do ye have your card in your gaff and he said yes and he directed me to a cul de sac and started actin all confused. here we go he's gonna bolt. that's my house in the corner there let me out. sure it is ye little cuntcha and he went over to it and the aulwan opened the door and handed him a bullseye and he paid the fare.
You're a heartless bastard Marky....suppose hangin out in the Boiler House does that though!!
Quote from: Dr. Martin Gooter Bling on November 08, 2020, 03:05:48 pmthere's been tons of times when I was convinced i'd been kurt russelled but they then turn out to be genuine. around 5 this morning in the pissings of rain I encountered a young lad in the middle of the road about 19 or 20 waving his hands and blocking the road and he would'nt let me pass. i had just seen another taxi u-turning away from him. ranting and raving he was that he needed a lift home. get in the car i says. no if I come round the side you're gonna floor it like all the other taxis then he falls to his knees and starts begging I've been trying to get home for hours. get in the fuckin car I says. no turn your engine off and let me see the keys. so I do and i says get in the fuckin car ye clown. he gets in and he starts crying like charlie sheen at the end of platoon when he gets choppered outta the jungle. the waterworks stop on cue then and he sits there dead quiet until he starts talking on the blower but I can't hear anybody on the other end. he's pretending I says. he asks to pull up short of the address he gave me and says can he pay by card. grand. can I knock in my number on the machine because I don't have my card. for fuck's sake how am I supposed to know. I says do ye have your card in your gaff and he said yes and he directed me to a cul de sac and started actin all confused. here we go he's gonna bolt. that's my house in the corner there let me out. sure it is ye little cuntcha and he went over to it and the aulwan opened the door and handed him a bullseye and he paid the fare.how the fikk did ya get a fare at 5 am ?
So she departed with a few "God bless you's" and headed in to the train station in the direction of the ticket office. I got a job offer on my phone from Mayfield to Ballyvolane which I accepted so I didn't get to see if she actually went to the ticket office or not.As I'm driving to Mayfield, I'm thinking to myself, "HUSTLE, HUSTLE, HUSTLE" !!As I'm pulling in fer the Mayfield Taxi job my phone rings, it's Emma T saying; "Thank you, Thank you soo much, I found my phone, I will be on to you to pay you back, I have to go, I have very little credit left" ........That was all just this morning.So call it ? Hustle or Genuine ?
Yer dragging this thread out Ken.Have ya not got any gold medals ya wanna show off?