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Is this a Hustle or was it Genuine ?

Hustle.
15 (75%)
Genuine.
5 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: November 15, 2020, 11:59:26 am

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Offline Belker

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #75 on: November 11, 2020, 05:57:25 pm »
...... Me kenny, i voted genuine because i known  there are some genuine cased but honestly ive never met them
I have had a few genuine cases over the years, about 1 in 20 I might add.
I honestly thought this one would swing in my favour, but Wednesday has passed with no contact, so not looking too good.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #76 on: November 11, 2020, 06:09:17 pm »
is there any cctv in the area where you picked her up kenny.
I'd go a loooooooooooooong way to get back at somebody who cunted me over.

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« Reply #77 on: November 11, 2020, 06:09:28 pm »
Id say ya have a better chance of getting an audience with the bob hope then you have of hearing from her again.ah fukkit I forgot your not talking to me

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #78 on: November 11, 2020, 06:19:15 pm »
I had a middle aged fella and his misses one night from a wedding in Fota hotel going out to east Cork somewhere.
He requested to pay by card which I told him was fine.

Along the way the talk in the back is; "Do you have the card ?",
"No, you have it".


At journey end the fare is 40 Euro and the card is lost, in their driveway is a saloon car, a people carrier and a load of kids bikes.
Yer-man-o is over aplogetic and runs to the house and comes back with 25Euro in Fivers and coins promising to pay the remainder tomorrow.

I say to him; "Hold on to your few quid, you will need it in the morning fer a sandwich or diesel, you can pay me another day".
He takes all my Douglas street cab details promising to pay the next day.

I went to my mechanic the next morning fer whatever and told him the story, he let loose upon me; "Ya Fookin idiot, would ya not have taken what was on offer ?".

I kinda had a bad feeling after that bollicking but I went home to bed and checked in with the base later that night only to be told over the radio; "A man called in earlier and left 40 Euro here in an envelope fer you".

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #79 on: November 11, 2020, 06:21:36 pm »
No tip, bad form!
Trump has called for help, so I'm on a plane heading for The Strait of Hormuz, talk soon.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #80 on: November 11, 2020, 06:23:15 pm »
Well ya cant win em all

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #81 on: November 11, 2020, 06:26:23 pm »
Man arrested after pedestrian dies in suspected hit-and-run in Co Kildare https://jrnl.ie/5261815



I thought you went up to kildare looking for her
Mr. T-bag to you

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #82 on: November 11, 2020, 06:33:02 pm »
is there any cctv in the area where you picked her up kenny.
I'd go a loooooooooooooong way to get back at somebody who cunted me over.
There is loads of CCTV, it happened on 'Pana' or the main street 'Patrick street' in Cork.
Fer 30 notes I couldn't be bother persuing it.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #83 on: November 11, 2020, 06:36:17 pm »
Man arrested after pedestrian dies in suspected hit-and-run in Co Kildare https://jrnl.ie/5261815



I thought you went up to kildare looking for her
I really shouldn't laugh, but Fookit behave yourself El Tonio  rofl

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #84 on: November 11, 2020, 06:50:23 pm »
You have her name go on to Facebook and ask her does she need a taxi this week in Cork .Dont mention the Money .

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #85 on: November 11, 2020, 06:57:30 pm »
Ken yer spending a lot of time thinking about this €30 for someone who doesn't care. I'll send you the money if yer stuck.....probably.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #86 on: November 11, 2020, 07:22:11 pm »
Hustler all the way, giveaway was she had lost her phone that mysteriously reappeared after netting 30 cool coins. But your good intentions Ken will be repaid by the Lord in a different way. i know its not the money lost that is bothering you, but the dishonesty of some.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #87 on: November 11, 2020, 07:23:40 pm »
Maybe tonight he will get a bigger job for 40 that won't pay either!

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #88 on: November 11, 2020, 07:29:21 pm »
a few year ago late one thursday I dropped this yungwan home. there was some sort of agro. she'd been chinned by somebody or she was separated from her friends or some dirt. she falls asleep and when I drop her at the address she wakes up. 50 pound on the meter. she's locked out. I've no bag. I've no purse. I've no phone etc. etc. I give her my blower to contact whoever the fuck and she signs in to what's app and contacts some absolute yoke of a thing and I drop her off there. she's no bread either. they're all on the swiss roll. we'll scrounge some dosh together and I'll come and find you tomorrow if i can roll out of the bag before four in the afternoon. so I go home, stripped fully nude and climbed in to the sack and my phone starts going ninety vibrating on the table. she was still signed in to the what's app on my phone and I could see all the messaging going back and forth. "ye shudda just walked away from the taxi", "he does'nt know where ye live anyway" etc. etc. the next day I get a sob story text. I send a message back saying when can you get the bread. I'm reasonable. I know yiz are all deadbeats. the next two couple of days I message her again a few times and she blanked me. I could see on the what's app that the little geebag was out living it up posting pictures in nightclubs. it's clear she's gone rogue. I start looking through all the pictures on her what's app and I found a picture where she was showing her pals she was after passing her driving test and she was brandishing the driver id card at the camera and I blew it up and got the address on it. it was the aulwan's gaff. went around her gaff on the monday and the partner opened the door. I did'nt order a fuckin pizza. nevermind that I says and I gave him the lowdown. very nice chap. that's fuckin disgraceful carry on. but i'm not her father he says. I'm only bending the mother over. about half an hour later my phone starts exploding with messages from her. how dare you this. how dare you that. etc. etc. you musta stroked me purse. there's no way ye knew where me aulwan lived. You're never getting dosh now. She was raging i found out where she lived. I went to the local cop shop. made a cunt of myself. I got the the old I can't intervene between two parties and make her hand over dosh. you could be some prowler or a raving lunatic for all i know the garda tells me. ye look a bit like your man graham dwyer and everything. it went back and forth with the text messages and I ended up telling her to cunt off in the end.

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Re: Hustle or Genuine. Call it ?
« Reply #89 on: November 11, 2020, 07:33:37 pm »
Definitely a hustle.  The "I'm starving as well" bit was it. You should have been on the ball after that. If she was genuine there's no way she'd be hitting for that as well. Anything after that statement is in one ear out the other. Fair play to you though. You didnt know she wasn't genuine when she jumped in.

 


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