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Well Done Scotland
« on: November 15, 2020, 07:40:55 pm »



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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2020, 03:00:21 am »
Are you Scottish...
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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2020, 07:30:11 pm »
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but  Walt Disnae!! 8)

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2020, 09:33:55 pm »
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2020, 12:23:09 pm »
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings, but  Walt Disnae!! 8)

      8/10  lol
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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2020, 12:24:16 pm »
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

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    Also 8/10  lol
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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2020, 12:29:32 pm »
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2020, 12:55:02 pm »
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
7/10
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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2020, 05:23:41 pm »
I'd say the erm's on at 8/10.

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2020, 06:44:17 pm »
Did you know -

In some Scottish restaurants they heat the knives so you can't use too much butter.

Miserable Cnuts
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Hassan Bin Laid!!

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2020, 07:36:41 pm »
I'd say the erm's on at 8/10.

More of a non runner!!

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2020, 02:39:41 pm »
Man walks into a Glasgow pub and asks for a pint of lager with a dash of lime.

“We don’t do cocktails,” replies the barman.”
A Frankie Boyle joke, one of my favourite comedians.

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2020, 02:47:17 pm »
Two Glasgow men standing at the bar with dregs in their glasses.
Neither want to put their hand in their pocket.

First guy says "Ah'm doing a crossword, what's another word fae " Stuck on a desert Island - eight letters?"

Second guy answers straight away and says " "Its Marooned "

First guy says " Why, thanks very much Shuggy, Ah'll have a large whisky"!! 8)

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2020, 04:15:59 pm »
 rofl rofl

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Re: Well Done Scotland
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2020, 11:33:31 pm »
“Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common.

They’re the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.
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