A new meaning to Splash and Go .Reliving the Past Big Dommo ,Nodger,Billy the Bastard,Tommy Two Scars, Two other lads whos names I forgot but they played in the 5 a side team that won on the tar in 1978 some other fella from the Gaffs near the flats and his oulfella all went out last night for take away Pints .The pub door was open and they had a table across it and you ordered your porter and the barman put the gargle in plastic pint pots .Anyway the lads all had their first gallon each then they went for a Piss .The steaming river of Piss running down the street ran along the edge of the path twords the stormdrain .Nula Brophy and her mates from the Mother and Baby group that they run in the flats were out celebrating Doreens double celebration ,it was her 17th Birthday and she had just had her fourth child .Anyway they were furious when they were standing ankle deep in Piss because floods of Piss from the lads in the on Street Bar was running through the on street Lounge .Noleen Doyle from the Gaffs near the flats got the bottom of her coat soaked in piss when she was squatting down in the corner of the street to have a slash ."Jasus I hate these on Street take away pubs ya would be fucked if you needed a shite "she said as she pulled up her nickers and ordered another three pints of Bulmers with a dash of Blackcurrant before the barman called last orders .