People have just two weeks to save Christmas and turn around the lockdown setback which has stopped the fall in the spread of Covid-19.Said Scrooge as he stroked his chin and squeezed his blackheads that pox marked his long pointey nose .
Deputy Chief Medical Officer Dr Ronan Glynn implored people to make the most of the final two weeks of the six-week lockdown as he warned there is only a “short period to turn this around”.before all the children will have to eat yellow Snow and pick up Reindeer Shite with their bare hands
Dr Glynn said that “at best” the spread of the virus had stalled, but a number of indicators signal that the situation is deteriorating.He ejaculated into his new Pennys Pyjamas with excitement Santy had brought him more Misery .Soon he would be able to announce to all the boys and girls that Santy wouldnt be in Switzers or Mc Birneys or Clearys this year because they were already out of business and would soon be joined by more Companies .
There were 456 new cases of Covid-19 reported yesterday, which puts the target of between 50 and 100 cases a day by early December in jeopardy.but 400 or 500 a day was more than 100 so the more the merrier thought the Misery Maker the more the Merrier and everybody likes a merry Christmas
Referring to scenes of people drinking on the streets of Dublin over the weekend, Dr Glynn insisted that people need to “protect themselves and others”.Drink only out of cans or plastic bottles if your pissed and fall on a glass you will be fucked as all the nurses and doctors are treating the fever and wont be able to stitch you up so you bleed to death
He added: “People can be going meeting people for a drink like we saw on Saturday night and bringing it home, which can have serious consequences for vulnerable people.”Increasing the spread and there by increasing the amount of people in hospital so my mates in the Beacon and Matter Private can earn some extra coin for Christmas ,thank you
Dr Glynn asked people not to focus on the festive season unduly, but to concentrate on the basics of preventing coming into contact with others as much as possible.Only Doctors should come into contact with sick people as only Doctors are trained to make money from sick people he said with a smile .
“Do not worry about what might happen in a few weeks time,” he said. “Don’t look forward.”Your probably going to Die said Doctor Glynn .Then he said did ya ever notice when the government want things to get worse they send me out to tell ya stuff .It was when I was in charge last time and Hoolo was on holliers the whole thing went to hell in a hand cart .Anyway I hope the Indo edit this article to make me sound more doctory like Hoolo or Leo or that other Doctor Timmy O Tool that Leo sent the secret letter to .I thought that was messing when I heard it cos Timmy O Tool wasant that the name of the Kid Bart Simpson let on to be when he was letting on to be stuck down the well .If my name was Timmy O tool I would change it and use the Irish version or people wouldnt take me serious they would think Im a Simpsons Character .