Cab mascot.

[Belker]

Most cabs have a Mascot or figurine on their dash.
My last cab which I had fer 10 years had the Beast figurine from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

But I traded up my Joe last summer and could not put the old mascot on the newer car,
it would be like putting your dead wife's marriage ring on your nua misses.

[Belker]

So me small fella calls up one night to see the nua motor and sits in and gives it a rev up in the car park,
and I'm telling him about all the new annoying features like lane change, cruise control, auto lights and wipers, Etc...

And then he asks; "Where is the Beast ?",
And I explain it to him.

A few days later he calls again and sez to me; "I know who your new mascot should be, 'Jack Jack' from the Incredibles 2, he has all new powers too".
And here he is !



What mascot do you have on your cab ?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

I name my cars. I like black cars so theres black themes running through them.
My current car is Denzel after Denzel Washington.
Car before that was the Stealth Bomber.
Car before that was Beyoncé.
Next car is gonna be Uncle Phil.

[Horse]

That little figurine looks surprisingly similar to you ken. Its uncanny. 

[Jack Meoff]

You never took the test.

[Octavia1]

So me small fella calls up one night to see the nua motor and sits in and gives it a rev up in the car park,
and I'm telling him about all the new annoying features like lane change, cruise control, auto lights and wipers, Etc...

And then he asks; "Where is the Beast ?",
And I explain it to him.

A few days later he calls again and sez to me; "I know who your new mascot should be, 'Jack Jack' from the Incredibles 2, he has all new powers too".
And here he is !



What mascot do you have on your cab ?

The likeness is uncanny ken 

[watty]

I don't keep anything personal in my taxi so no mascots etc.

[Shallowhal]

I name my cars. I like black cars so theres black themes running through them.
My current car is Denzel after Denzel Washington.
Car before that was the Stealth Bomber.
Car before that was Beyoncé.
Next car is gonna be Uncle Phil.

Ah....after Phil Babb no doubt!!

I don't like anything on my dash....i hate those scented shite yokes that dangle out of the rear view mirror....i usually chloroform all the burds with me Hugo Boss aftershave!!

[silverbullet]

I name my cars. I like black cars so theres black themes running through them.
My current car is Denzel after Denzel Washington.
Car before that was the Stealth Bomber.
Car before that was Beyoncé.
Next car is gonna be Uncle Phil.

Phil McCavity?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Uncle Phil Hustles the Hustler