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what happened?
« on: December 08, 2020, 06:27:07 pm »
ok, so I hoovered and cleaned the taxi sunday, I might have had 1 customer in the taxi after the cleaning, who sat in the front, and put her handbag in the back.
first customer monday sat in the front.
second customer sat in the back with her young kid, the kid didn't seem like they wanted to go to school, wanted the mother to bring her in etc, nearly crying.
I was cleaning the handles and belts etc before my 3rd customer, saw that the back middle seat was wet, assumed the kid wet it, rang the parent as anyone would. she said neither of them sat in the middle seat. The mother said oh yeah I noticed it was wet, she never mentioned this to me at the time.

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2020, 06:41:15 pm »
ok, so I hoovered and cleaned the taxi sunday, I might have had 1 customer in the taxi after the cleaning, who sat in the front, and put her handbag in the back.
first customer monday sat in the front.
second customer sat in the back with her young kid, the kid didn't seem like they wanted to go to school, wanted the mother to bring her in etc, nearly crying.
I was cleaning the handles and belts etc before my 3rd customer, saw that the back middle seat was wet, assumed the kid wet it, rang the parent as anyone would. she said neither of them sat in the middle seat. The mother said oh yeah I noticed it was wet, she never mentioned this to me at the time.
Strange...first customer gets in the front .....and puts her handbag in the back  ??? That's never happened to me in all the time I drivin a taxi ....anyway why not get her in the back wit the flu goin round .....?
Anyway its obvious...the handbag had a bottle of hand sanitizer in it that wen lying on its side spilt onto the middle seat as that wud be the closest position she cud reach around from the front....
Why dont you have a screen and ask them get in the back? 1990
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Re: what happened?
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2020, 06:44:28 pm »
Very good powers of deduction there octy. I'm impressed.

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2020, 06:47:18 pm »
Very good powers of deduction there octy. I'm impressed.
I'm  bored out me tree horse hence the egg conundrum....cant paint in this bleedin weather ...me goolies arnt able for it anymore
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Re: what happened?
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2020, 06:53:43 pm »
ok, so I hoovered and cleaned the taxi sunday, I might have had 1 customer in the taxi after the cleaning, who sat in the front, and put her handbag in the back.
first customer monday sat in the front.
second customer sat in the back with her young kid, the kid didn't seem like they wanted to go to school, wanted the mother to bring her in etc, nearly crying.
I was cleaning the handles and belts etc before my 3rd customer, saw that the back middle seat was wet, assumed the kid wet it, rang the parent as anyone would. she said neither of them sat in the middle seat. The mother said oh yeah I noticed it was wet, she never mentioned this to me at the time.
Strange...first customer gets in the front .....and puts her handbag in the back  ??? That's never happened to me in all the time I drivin a taxi ....anyway why not get her in the back wit the flu goin round .....?
Anyway its obvious...the handbag had a bottle of hand sanitizer in it that wen lying on its side spilt onto the middle seat as that wud be the closest position she cud reach around from the front....
Why dont you have a screen and ask them get in the back? 1990


The first customer opened the back door and put her bag in the back. I will have to see where she puts it in future, im not sure if she put it on the back seat or on the floor.
As long as they wear a mask in the front im ok with it, I never bothered with a screen, I had visions of some drunk ejit putting his foot through it.

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2020, 07:18:58 pm »
ok, so I hoovered and cleaned the taxi sunday, I might have had 1 customer in the taxi after the cleaning, who sat in the front, and put her handbag in the back.
first customer monday sat in the front.
second customer sat in the back with her young kid, the kid didn't seem like they wanted to go to school, wanted the mother to bring her in etc, nearly crying.
I was cleaning the handles and belts etc before my 3rd customer, saw that the back middle seat was wet, assumed the kid wet it, rang the parent as anyone would. she said neither of them sat in the middle seat. The mother said oh yeah I noticed it was wet, she never mentioned this to me at the time.
Strange...first customer gets in the front .....and puts her handbag in the back  ??? That's never happened to me in all the time I drivin a taxi ....anyway why not get her in the back wit the flu goin round .....?
Anyway its obvious...the handbag had a bottle of hand sanitizer in it that wen lying on its side spilt onto the middle seat as that wud be the closest position she cud reach around from the front....
Why dont you have a screen and ask them get in the back? 1990


The first customer opened the back door and put her bag in the back. I will have to see where she puts it in future, im not sure if she put it on the back seat or on the floor.
As long as they wear a mask in the front im ok with it, I never bothered with a screen, I had visions of some drunk ejit putting his foot through it.
That's a bit weird thi isny it ? How big is a handbag?  Not as if it's a shopping bag or a small suitcase....why in the back ?
No wonder ther always losing the tings .....
Ask yur misses 1990 ?
I'll ask the owlone next door why theyed put it in the back .....think she said she was comin over later for a cup tea
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Re: what happened?
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2020, 07:31:00 pm »
FFS Yer one Dat got in the Frunt had gargle in her bag put it in the back just in case you said no porter in the car .It spilled .Did you stick your snout in it did it smell pissy or Portery .

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2020, 07:33:09 pm »
I will check the bag the next time I carry her. I might have been a bigger bag, I doubt anything spilt from it though.

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2020, 07:35:40 pm »
FFS Yer one Dat got in the Frunt had gargle in her bag put it in the back just in case you said no porter in the car .It spilled .Did you stick your snout in it did it smell pissy or Portery .


Definitely didn't smell of drink, or piss. The way the kid was acting makes me think it had to be her.

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2020, 07:40:57 pm »
FFS Yer one Dat got in the Frunt had gargle in her bag put it in the back just in case you said no porter in the car .It spilled .Did you stick your snout in it did it smell pissy or Portery .


Definitely didn't smell of drink, or piss. The way the kid was acting makes me think it had to be her.
More importantly,  what did it taste of? 8)

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2020, 08:06:38 pm »
The sniff test would have determined what it was....or ye have a leak!!

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2020, 11:18:00 am »
 Why did ya phone yer wan ?

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2020, 11:19:16 am »
Why did ya phone yer wan ?

Clearly to accuse or insult!!

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2020, 12:08:18 pm »
Was it looking for 140 bucks or concerned the kid might catch a cold with a wet pants

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Re: what happened?
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2020, 03:20:19 pm »
There's not a hope in hell I would have anyone sitting in the front seat , if I was out working.
Theres a f**in killer virus going around you know

 


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