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tHE cHRISTMAS bOX
« on: December 17, 2020, 01:57:08 pm »
Im up in the attic today getting down the Christmas tree and I find an old Clarks Shoe Box full of Baubles,Old Paper Chains that we use to hang from the ceiling and some tinsel .I remember the day in 1967 me Ma bought those Chains in Woolworths in Thomas Street .I remember the excitment sitting on the 21 bus home dying to put the Chains up on the ceiling .When we got home I charged in demanding that My Da put the decorations up .He said he had no thumbtacks and went to the shops to get some .I watched as he walked down the road and went into Slatterys Pub to buy thumbtacks .The pub must of had none left because he didnt bring any home but me Ma put them up the next day so that was OK.
I threw the old paper chains out of the box and into a black plastic bag then emptied out the Baubles and Tincel to see what else was in the box .I found my old Santy letters .One dated 1967 said ,Dear Santy can I have a bike .If you get me one ill share with my sister .I have been very good said my prayers every night I even told God if I got a bike I would give the Baby Jesus a Crossbar .
I looked some  more in the old Shoe Box and found my shopping list from 1967 .Unlike this year I just went on line to Crap and Co .com Rubbish You Like .ie You buy it You Own it .Co .UK and ordered piles of crap to be delivered to my house by Big Dommos youngfella in his Courier job .no need for a list just click and pay I have loads of Christmas paper I recycled from last year .I sat on the top stair and read the list .If you asked me to remember to turn off the immersion in an hour I would probably forget but things that happened years ago I remember clearly .That year I got my first ever Christmas Card it was addressed to Master Mc Grath if it was for me Da it would of said Mister .The envelope was licked shut that use to cost a penny more than an open letter .I ripped it open and there was a picture of a Robin Readbreast ,it frightened me as I thought the red was blood and somebody had shot the bird . In the middle of the card in the place where you put the Lottery tickets now for people you dont really want to buy presents for was a Postal Order for Five Shillings from me Uncle in England .
Me Ma brought me down to the Post Office on Emmett Road and I cashed the Postal Order and put me Five Bob in me pocket .”Dont lose that” instructed me Ma but  there was no chance I still had a good tight hold on it as me clenched fist  in me pocket  .We went shopping first down to Mulvins for a Colouring Book cost threepence and a pakkage of Crayons for another truppence .Then Back to Boles Chemist .A jar of Brilcream for me uncle cost one and three ,a bottle of 4711 Au Do Toilet Water for me aunty another one and three .Some Nivea for me Ma cost one shilling and tuppence then one single Wilkinson Sword Double Edged Razor Blade cost tenpence for me Da .Then up to Mc Evoys Shop on Tyrconnell Road for a box of Jelly Fruits for me Granny cost another one shilling and Threepence and a Long John Chewing Gum for me new Baby sister she had no teeth so could only chew or suck soft stuff like Chewing Gum .
Now im sitting on the top stair reading the shopping list remembering the trouble that bike got me into and adding up the sums ,just like today I spent more money than I had .I realised that me Ma actually paid for her own Christmas Present .That Bike got me into loads of trouble I still have it took it out of me Mas old shed and now its in my Shed collecting Cobwebs .The Brilcream The Jelly Fruits ,The Razor blade and the Nivea are now gone but the old Santy Letters the Shopping list in the Old Clarks shoe box means the memories will live on .I took the Broken old paper celing chains back out of the Black Plastic Rubbish bin carefully refolded them and put them back in the shoebox .I think I remember they cost one shilling and eight pence as I got a small bar of Cadburys Chocolate out of the change and that cost fourpence .I remember me Ma complaining they were expensive but what value now in memories   from  the old Carks Shoe Box .

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Re: tHE cHRISTMAS bOX
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2020, 02:03:12 pm »
And here ya are 100 years later,and ya are STILL asking santy for A GUN

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Re: tHE cHRISTMAS bOX
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2020, 06:02:09 pm »
I never got a Raleigh chopper .......
All the snobs had them.......the one I got had 2 wheels the same size an no gear stick or gears ....couldn't do a wheelie
On it .....I was never good with women after it from the lack of confidence i gained from that heap of shite
All these yers I've been looking for the the worse fukin kip of an owlfolks home in revenge
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2020, 06:04:45 pm »



Look at it ......its beutiful....if I had one them even now .....I wouldnt know wedder to ride it ....or shag it ....
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2020, 07:15:47 pm »



Look at it ......its beutiful....if I had one them even now .....I wouldnt know wedder to ride it ....or shag it ....

I got one Octy...1974 i think.....i used to get the hand me downs from me brother....me Ma got one of his bikes done up by McQuaids Cycles down beside us....but when i came down that Christmas morning and saw the Chopper(kind of a purple colour)...deffo one of my most memorable.

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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2020, 07:48:24 pm »
I hate Christmas This is a true Story .I was 6 got a Action Man not the real one with the scar on his face but Action Jackson and the Dandy Annual sister got Sindy Doll and the Bunty Annual .The old lad went into town to get the swag as me Ma had a new Baby .Brought the Stuff home and hid it so we wouldn't find it .Fell home christmas Eve couldnt remember where he hid the stuff In was on top of an old fashioned Hall Stand in the hall .So Christmas Day Me Ma told us there was no such thing as Santy .My kids never got more than a Book off Santy for Christmas they always got the best of gear my Hen does Christmas like a Shoplifter there will be about 100 parcels under our tree for 6 of us but the Good stuff is always from Mam and Dad not some fictional Fat Fuck .When I was eight I got the money off me ma to buy my own Santy Present .I wanted a Tape Recorder but we hadnt got the money so I bought a transistor Radio in Bolgers on Emmett Road and a Battery in PJ Powers bike shop wrapped it myself and put it under the tree .I fucking Hate Christmas brings out the Greed in the Irish and one up manship .If it was up to me I would outlaw the fucking Day altogeather .

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2020, 08:07:44 pm »



Look at it ......its beutiful....if I had one them even now .....I wouldnt know wedder to ride it ....or shag it ....

I got one Octy...1974 i think.....i used to get the hand me downs from me brother....me Ma got one of his bikes done up by McQuaids Cycles down beside us....but when i came down that Christmas morning and saw the Chopper(kind of a purple colour)...deffo one of my most memorable.

Not an original Chopper no gear leaver .

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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2020, 08:09:02 pm »



Look at it ......its beutiful....if I had one them even now .....I wouldnt know wedder to ride it ....or shag it ....

I got one Octy...1974 i think.....i used to get the hand me downs from me brother....me Ma got one of his bikes done up by McQuaids Cycles down beside us....but when i came down that Christmas morning and saw the Chopper(kind of a purple colour)...deffo one of my most memorable.
Yea ..the purple was cool ........
The red one tho I wanted ..I think yu can buy a restored one for big money....or one in good nick ......ther was a silver one an a yellow one.....
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2020, 08:10:22 pm »



Look at it ......its beutiful....if I had one them even now .....I wouldnt know wedder to ride it ....or shag it ....

I got one Octy...1974 i think.....i used to get the hand me downs from me brother....me Ma got one of his bikes done up by McQuaids Cycles down beside us....but when i came down that Christmas morning and saw the Chopper(kind of a purple colour)...deffo one of my most memorable.

Not an original Chopper no gear leaver .

Yea yur rite johnny ....they changed them after few kids lost ther testicles
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2020, 08:13:44 pm »
Fella I went to School with had one I often got a lift on the carrier .Cut the shinney boney arse off of you .

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« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2020, 08:15:32 pm »
Jaysus Ermy...i almost felt sorry for there!!

@Octy.....they were lethal bikes to ride in fairness but deffo had a cool factor about them...ermy probably had a Triumph 20.

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« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2020, 08:21:26 pm »
Jaysus Ermy...i almost felt sorry for there!!

@Octy.....they were lethal bikes to ride in fairness but deffo had a cool factor about them...ermy probably had a Triumph 20.

Get out the Kleenex Hal .First bike I built in the Pramsheds in the Flats Got a frame out of the canal using the cloths line I took from the lines in the Flats and a butchers Hook I robbed from the butchers ,The frame has a chain on it .Then I got wheels and Tyres out of the Canal at Bluebell swapped a five Speed Wheel with Derek from the Middle block for a saddle and a tube .Swapped a jumper for a set of racing handlebars .Back brakes only .Only problem was it was a Girls frame painted it Green .

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« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2020, 09:41:48 pm »
Jaysus Ermy...i almost felt sorry for there!!

@Octy.....they were lethal bikes to ride in fairness but deffo had a cool factor about them...ermy probably had a Triumph 20.

I couldn't believe me eyes ...just came out of aldi .....
Wait u hear wat they have ......SCALEXTRIX .......
No messing ....another toy too posh for me ......
Great toy for the grand kids ......couldn't find the price on it but if yur looking for one ....aldi have them
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2020, 09:47:30 pm »
Scalectric Occi ..Here is one I prepared earlier .......Driving a taxi I picked up an old woman  two years  ago it was  two days after Christmas she must of been about 90  years old the  skin on her hands was so frail you could nearly see through it .She was out Christmas shopping in the sales for next year looking for bargains . She had bought 5 rolls of Christmas paper in the sales ,she asked me "How much do you think I paid for that ?"I played along and said 2 euro a roll .She told me it was 2.50 a roll before Christmas but she got it for presents and it was only 20cent a roll .Usually I would try to be a smart arse and say somebody is going to be delighted getting a roll of Christmas paper as a Christmas present but because of her age and because she was lovely I decided not to .
  "Young man do you like Christmas ?I hate it I replied never liked it ."Young man Christmas in a beautiful time of year why do you not like it" ?I just dont I replied .When we got to her destination she paid me but then said she wouldn't get out of the car until I told her the reason I didn't like Christmas .I told her I had no reason I just did not like it .Well she pressed there must be a reason try to think .
 Then I just found myself telling her .When I was about 6 or 7 our big treat at Christmas was to be brought in to Grafton Street to see the Switzers Window Display .Then you would line up from the front door on Grafton Street round the corner into Wicklow Street and sometimes even around the next corner waiting for your turn to go and see Santy .Now Switzers were brilliant at marketing as you entered the shop the que snaked past the perfume counter just in case it was your Da that brought you he might pick up a bottle of cent for the mammy ,then the que moved through the gents department in case it was the mother who brought you she might buy a hankie or a shirt or tie for himself .
 Then with absolutely no regard for health and safety excited children qued all the way down the stairs climbing up on the handrails trying to get a good luck at all the toys in the toy department .Jumping excitedly off of the last step onto the shop floor of the  Children's Toy Department .You had to snake your way up one isle and down the next  walking past all the toys you saw advertised on the telly they were all here in real life the excitement made us breathless.
 Then I told her one year just as I got to the last Isle and could see Santy in his Grotto I spotted Scalectrix on the shelf a big box with a blue and a red car going around a black track  ."LOOK " ma Santy has Scalectrix" .I had asked Santy for Scalectrix in my santy letter  after I saw the add on the telly .I use to watch the telly with a pencil and a bit of paper and every time the add for Scalectrix came on I would write down some of the letters off the package so I spelled the name right so  Santy wouldnt be confused and bring the wrong thing .I squeezed my mothers hand with excitement look look look I chanted in a high pitched squeaky kids voice clenching my teeth with excitement.I remember my mother very matter of factually saying  ."Oh thats for the other boys and girls he has no more left your getting  actionman   "I remember the Christmas spirit evaporating I just didnt understant why the other kids were getting Scalectrix and I wasent .I was a good boy I kept my bedroom tidy washed my face and neck and went to bed when I was told I even stopped fighting with my sister ,I just didnt understand .
 Now I have Children of my own and for Christmas Santy brought   them a book or something small and If I could  afford it they got  what they asked for and if times were tight the girls would understand but still get to believe in Santy and the magic of Christmas .So the old lady took my hand and said "Your a good man .

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Re: tHE cHRISTMAS bOX
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2020, 09:52:03 pm »
Ifn ya went to skool you woulda made the paper chains and saved your ma 2p.
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