Dalymounts Christmas Present

[john m]

Ok Dollyer here is your Christmas present .I know your a big fan of Big Dommo .Now im going to tell you why he is called Big Dommo .Dommo is a little smaller than me about five foot ten he is a twin his twin brother is Michael or Mickey .Mickey was the first born he was born @ 1.55 Am on the 25 of October. Dommo was born ten minutes later so was younger  than Mick so although he was his younger brother he was in fact his older brother so  Dommo was Micks Big brother .

Now Dollyer let me explain Mick was born @ 1.55 AM Dommo was born @2.05 ten minutes later but on the Night they were born the Clock went back officcially @ 2.00 AM so the time recorded on Micks Birth Cert was 1.55 AM on October 25 while Big Dommo Micks younger elder brother was born ten minutes later @1.05 AM on October the 25th a full 50 minutes before his brother who was born in fact  ten minutes before Dommo .Now to clear up any confusion Dommo is the oldest even though he was the second born and your older brother is always your Big Brother .Thats why Big Dommo is called Big .

[dalymount]

Thanks for clearing that up

[john m]

I was going to ask the Irish Taxi Mensa lads that question .How can your younger twin be your older brother ?but after the Great egg Covid Conundrum I thought I would just tell you the answer .

[Taxi driver42]

I was going to ask the Irish Taxi Mensa lads that question .How can your younger twin be your older brother ?but after the Great egg Covid Conundrum I thought I would just tell you the answer .

Was that the Thompson twins?
3 of them and one was black?

[john m]

@42  Twins run in Families .Big Dommos sister had Triplets two of them were actually twins the other triplet wasent .I know ,I know What the Fucck .Ill tell you how .When she was pregnant one Egg split and grew into Identical Twins .Called John and Paul (after the Popes not the Beatles )the other triplet is called George but his nickname is THAT  because he was bottle fed .The oulone put the twins on the Diddy and breast fed them George was bottle fed and because there was no Tit for That they Nicknamed him THAT .Poor cunt grew up with a complex listening to people say Whos THAT ?or Whats THAT ?

[Horse]

I've twin sisters.  I've always been led to believe that the twin who comes out first is actually the younger of the two. Something to do with the eldest one being further inside the womb. So big dommo may infact be small dommo.

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/birth/birth-stories/twin-born-first-is-officially-younger-than-twin-born-second-20161114-gspeey

Looks like I've now solved two conundrums for the taxi mensa club.

[john m]

I've twin sisters.  I've always been led to believe that the twin who comes out first is actually the younger of the two. Something to do with the eldest one being further inside the womb. So big dommo may infact be small dommo.

So Pony which twin is Hardest ? Dont complicate it .Dollyer is probably sitting in the scullery right now with a boiled egg in an eggcup and a round of Bread and Butter for breakfast thinking WTF.For months he has looked for a really tall fella every time he did a dropoff in a block of flats to see if he could guess where Big Dommo was from .

[Horse]

I'm just saying John that with my two twin sisters the one who came out 2nd is deemed to be the eldest. She even looks the eldest, always has. She's taller and broader and stronger than the other one who is a lot more petite.  My ma was told the first one out is the youngest.

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[Horse]

But I'm sure octy will show up to throw in another one of his wacky ideas about it all. The man's not well.

[john m]

Pony Big Dommos Ma before she Died and told Big Dommo he could have her old armchair sent for him and she told him he might be his own  brother .She said" Brendan I need to talk to you" .Big Dommos real name is Brendan but he was always called after Brendan Behans Brother Domminic because he actually might be his own brother .I know I know its complicated .See what happened was when the twins were born and she brought them home she put both of them in the old Belfast sink in the Flats for a wash and she thinks she might of mixed them up and the one she christened Brendan and the other one Mick could of gotten mixed us so Dommo might not be Dommo but his brother .So like the Behan Brothers Dommonic and Brendan she Nicknamed her son Brendan, Domminick so he could be his own brother if she did mix them up in the sink .If you are following this Big Dommo is actually a medium sized fella Named Brendan .

[Horse]

My sisters dont even look like sisters let alone twins. Completely different heights, weights, hair colour etc. My ma was convinced the hospital must have mixed one of them up with someone else's kid. Just not sure which one.

[john m]

Think me Da use to think I wasent his .I remember the Gards bringing me home and the Oul fella saying to me Ma "I dont know where you got that Bastard From "

[Horse]

I have similar memories John.

[Octavia1]

Twins are mad ....having to share a womb does tings ...
I'm not impressed wit the taxi drivers members club  Christmas science question......obviously I found it very easy to do but ther was no participation from anyone else which just goes to show that  ther isnt very much between the ears
In most taxi drivers .....apparently yur man who drove the black london cab who won mastermind was a one off because at the time the " experts"  that write for the newspapers said that taxi drivers had a bigger part of ther brain growing on account of they workin out all the time the route.......but use all proved that use are bleedin thick.....every one on this site is a dope except me cause I won the competition.......
Even ken hadn't a clue ........
Anyway elvis had a twin an he murdered him in the womb battered the poor baby to death because he probably was a better singer

[Octavia1]

I rekon he strangled the poor cnut wit the umbilical cord .....I worked that out cause I'm brainy