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Offline Taxi driver42

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Nordies
« on: December 22, 2020, 03:03:48 am »
Town full of the down shopping and hotels full of nordie accents full of covid escaping the crap just past dundalk

Wash ur hands their filthy
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2020, 09:04:42 am »
42 our kid went over the line last Saturday to shop .This virus has no passport if its comming our way its comming our way .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2020, 12:16:59 pm »
Are we allowed go up to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Might pop up tomorrow, if so...
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2020, 12:42:25 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2020, 12:16:59 pm
Are we allowed go up to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland? Might pop up tomorrow, if so...

Yes and no Its a bit Father Ted its sort of an Ecumenical Question you need to think of the greater good and the greater value dont forget go in by Carlingford avoid the Hill down into Newry nice scenic drive along the coast .Big Dorris and the Bingo Girls are working the Buttercrain today always good shoplifting opportunities now up north they can all wear masks so the Facial Recognition Tech dosent alert the Security that the  girls that the Girls are back in town .I bet your humming it !
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2020, 12:51:54 pm »
Indeed... but is it against the law to cross the borderless border?
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2020, 01:01:01 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2020, 12:51:54 pm
Indeed... but is it against the law to cross the borderless border?

Again I can see the confusion the Irish Government have closed the Border between the Mother Land Bit of Britain but left the non existent border on the Island of Ireland between down here and up there open .Under the Legendary Good Friday/Belfast Agreement you have freedom of movement between Britain and Ireland access to Brit Dole NHS unless The Irish Government totally disrespect the same Agreement and restrict movement between the Motherland and Dublin Airport and Docks .So the answer to the question has to be who the fuck knows .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2020, 01:17:14 pm »
So, if I took a spin up tomorrow and a Garda asked the purpose of my trip should I lie and say I have a booking up there or just say I'm shopping. BTW, I haven't had a haggis since February.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2020, 01:37:10 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2020, 01:17:14 pm
So, if I took a spin up tomorrow and a Garda asked the purpose of my trip should I lie and say I have a booking up there or just say I'm shopping. BTW, I haven't had a haggis since February.

Well based on Big Dommos advice he recons when dealing with the Gards tell them what they need to hear not necessarily what they want to hear .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2020, 03:46:54 pm »
When does Level 5 kick in?

I bet our puppy dole won't be restored to €350 when it does kick in. It's all very well that Mehaul cunt saying we can earn a few notes if we want but, judging by the lack of waiting time on Free Now last night - traditionally one of the hardest nights to find a cab - that's easier said than done. Bring back Dr. Leo. Dr. Leo was great so he was.
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2020, 04:24:25 pm »
Rodent the Scottish Free Prespeterians have issued guidance because of lockdown and not mixing in gaffs that six packs of Porter should not be sold to their mob so if you want to buy loads of porter bring your prayer book .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2020, 04:27:00 pm »
Last time I was in Lidl they had trays of Draught Guinness (24 x 470ml) and Carlsberg (24 x 500ml) - mix and match - 2 for €33, no need to smuggle it in at those rates.
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2020, 04:35:26 pm »
Ah you couldnt beat the old IRA vodka .Industrial alcohol and a bit of flavouring diluted in big plastic bulk containers and rebottled in 1.5 liter Smirnoff bottles with upside down labels that were collected year round from the Bars of Ulster Says No and recycled £600 a pallett or £3.40 a bottle in bulk .£12 a bottle the Girls in the flats swore by it .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2020, 04:37:13 pm »
Sounds like something you'd suffer (after) in a Belfast club...
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2020, 04:41:01 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on December 23, 2020, 04:37:13 pm
Sounds like something you'd suffer (after) in a Belfast club...

I didnt do the Belfast Clubs Dundonald was as far north as I would venture .I once made the mistake of going for Porter in the Village .
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Re: Nordies
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2020, 06:56:49 pm »
Quote from: john m on December 23, 2020, 04:35:26 pm
Ah you couldnt beat the old IRA vodka .Industrial alcohol and a bit of flavouring diluted in big plastic bulk containers and rebottled in 1.5 liter Smirnoff bottles with upside down labels that were collected year round from the Bars of Ulster Says No and recycled £600 a pallett or £3.40 a bottle in bulk .£12 a bottle the Girls in the flats swore by it .
They're shneaky bastids  them Provo  lites.Making industrial alcohol in Armagh and sticking Smirnoff labels on it, then selling it through Dial A Drink.
The  only flaw, apart from the vile taste and toxicity is the label
S mirnof F... 8)
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