Explain this ?

[Belker]

Probably best fer the intellectual brains of Octy or Horse to explain this. But all explanations welcome.

I was dropping off some empty cans and bottles at the small suburban re-cycling center in Cork on Chrimbo day, when I was done I noticed this brown paper bag with a bottle in it standing up right bang smack in the middle of the re-cycling center, being a civic minded kinda chap I went to pick it up and put it in the proper glass bin. So I pick it up, it's a full 70cl of Huzzar vodka with the seal still seeming intact, so I Snaffle it as nobody is around and stick it in the cab boot, and later on I promise it to a Taxi mate of mine (Vodka drinker) telling him exactly where it came from.

What mystifies me is Why would anyone leave a full 70cl of Huzzar vodka on the ground in a re-cycling center ?

The Taxi mate I promised the bottle to suggested that it was "Planked" and the owner was coming back fer it later, but I told him, it was not "Planked", it was in open view in the middle of the re-cycling center.

Anyone any thoughts on why this happened ?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

ye thieving itinerant ye ken.

[Octavia1]

Probably best fer the intellectual brains of Octy or Horse to explain this. But all explanations welcome.

I was dropping off some empty cans and bottles at the small suburban re-cycling center in Cork on Chrimbo day, when I was done I noticed this brown paper bag with a bottle in it standing up right bang smack in the middle of the re-cycling center, being a civic minded kinda chap I went to pick it up and put it in the proper glass bin. So I pick it up, it's a full 70cl of Huzzar vodka with the seal still seeming intact, so I Snaffle it as nobody is around and stick it in the cab boot, and later on I promise it to a Taxi mate of mine (Vodka drinker) telling him exactly where it came from.

What mystifies me is Why would anyone leave a full 70cl of Huzzar vodka on the ground in a re-cycling center ?

The Taxi mate I promised the bottle to suggested that it was "Planked" and the owner was coming back fer it later, but I told him, it was not "Planked", it was in open view in the middle of the re-cycling center.

Anyone any thoughts on why this happened ?

Horse has a brain ?   

[Horse]

I put forward the thesis that some fella who is a recovering alcoholic let the pressure get to him and
went out and bought a bottle of vodka. After much anguish and tearing his hair out and almost breaking his 14 months of sobriety he managed not to open the bottle and instead dropped it off at the recycling centre for some bum to find. Elementary dear Ken, Elementary.  That puzzle is a bit like octys brain, simple.

[john m]

Probably it was placed with the empties by mistake  and when they were being dropped off it was discovered and set aside only to be forgotten again .

[Octavia1]

I put forward the thesis that some fella who is a recovering alcoholic let the pressure get to him and
went out and bought a bottle of vodka. After much anguish and tearing his hair out and almost breaking his 14 months of sobriety he managed not to open the bottle and instead dropped it off at the recycling centre for some bum to find. Elementary dear Ken, Elementary.  That puzzle is a bit like octys brain, simple.

Why dont ya shine yur industrial laser at it an find out if yur " thesis " is correct ? Or ask the hospital to scan it in an MRI scanner or sum other stupit suggestion yu usually come out wit .......
Anyway it's a bottle of vodka ken ....who cares ?
The one yu told us about the prostitute who robbed yu was a bit interesting but

[Horse]

Why don't you put the bottle of vodka in a saucepan of salty water to see if it floats and if its really full? Oh wait, that wouldn't work at all.  Bit like your stupid answer to the egg conundrum. A complete waste of time and effort with only you thinking it would work. Everyone else and I mean everybody knew how daft it was but you're too dumb to see it.

[Octavia1]

Why don't you put the bottle of vodka in a saucepan of salty water to see if it floats and if its really full? Oh wait, that wouldn't work at all.  Bit like your stupid answer to the egg conundrum. A complete waste of time and effort with only you thinking it would work. Everyone else and I mean everybody knew how daft it was but you're too dumb to see it.

That statement is like something yud hear in a playground......
 

[Taxi driver42]

Sometimes ya don't want something ya give it away
Leave it were the winos find it

[Horse]

Why don't you put the bottle of vodka in a saucepan of salty water to see if it floats and if its really full? Oh wait, that wouldn't work at all.  Bit like your stupid answer to the egg conundrum. A complete waste of time and effort with only you thinking it would work. Everyone else and I mean everybody knew how daft it was but you're too dumb to see it.

That statement is like something yud hear in a playground......
 

I wouldn't know,  I dont hang out in playgrounds.  Only paedo's do that!

[john m]

Ken bottlebank on Christmas Day ?

[Octavia1]

Why don't you put the bottle of vodka in a saucepan of salty water to see if it floats and if its really full? Oh wait, that wouldn't work at all.  Bit like your stupid answer to the egg conundrum. A complete waste of time and effort with only you thinking it would work. Everyone else and I mean everybody knew how daft it was but you're too dumb to see it.

That statement is like something yud hear in a playground......
 

I wouldn't know,  I dont hang out in playgrounds.  Only paedo's do that!

https://serc.carleton.edu/mathyouneed/density/index.html#:~:text=Density%20is%20the%20mass%20of,same%20volume%20as%201%20milliliter).

Heres some primary school maths for ya horse ....
 

[Horse]

Are you still banging on about that? Holy shit, let it go will ya. Your experiment was deemed flawed,  extremely flawed. The reason being you have no idea how much air is inside each egg therefore you can't say with any certainty which one will float first. Ive explained all this to you numerous times already but you don't seem capable of grasping this very basic concept.  Not surprising really considering what you're working with, brain wise. So for the gizillionth time, stop banging on about density.  It DOESN'T work!

[Horse]

Also I see you've not offered an explanation to kens question.  Probably, like the egg conundrum,  you haven't a bog how to solve it.

[Octavia1]

Also I see you've not offered an explanation to kens question.  Probably, like the egg conundrum,  you haven't a bog how to solve it.

Ken found a bottle of vodka  ....I'm hardly goin dwell on that now am ffs . Ken got drunk ....The End ....
 Unlike Johnny's Brill Christmas science taxi driver mensa question which I solved .....an yur the one keeps goin on about it cause it exposed yur limited pea brain   an yur sorry yu even.opened yur gob ....