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john m

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Booze Cruise
« on: December 30, 2020, 12:35:38 pm »
Anybody know anybody with a passenger boat .Im starting a business with a booze cruise sail out 12 miles then sell duty free drink and smokes .Will be marketed as a Whale and Dolphin sightseeing trip .
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2020, 12:48:51 pm »
Maybe you could charter the Isle Rider... and smuggle us back some of them British Dublin bay prawns while you're at it.
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #2 on: December 30, 2020, 12:53:07 pm »
Im just checking on the paperwork I would need a licence to sell alcohol and Tobacco and need a bonded warehouse to store my goods on shore .The lads in Dingle will do it go looking for Fungi and buy 200 Rothmans and a Liter or Smirnoff .A great day out ob Dole Day .
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2020, 12:59:31 pm »
I doubt you'd see many fungi at sea but I guess it's as good an excuse as any.
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2020, 01:17:28 pm »
I think anyone even considering being trapped on a death trap with ye John would need to be gargled up before "boarding".
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2020, 01:25:16 pm »
He could do one of them all you can drink (fibre)glass bottom boat trips that are popular in sunnier climes I guess.
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2020, 01:55:51 pm »
Quote from: Shallowhal on December 30, 2020, 01:17:28 pm
I think anyone even considering being trapped on a death trap with ye John would need to be gargled up before "boarding".

What the fuck would I be doing on a boat the money is made selling the tickets on shore .
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Re: Booze Cruise
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2020, 01:59:52 pm »
It's maritime law, 200 years old. Putt Putt around the old canal basin selling heavily marked up piss.
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