Dear Doctor

[watty]

It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself.  The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.

[john m]

It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself.  The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.

The rest of the world gets in your way Occi .My biggest mistake in life was believing you have to be competent or able all you really need is to be lucky .

[Bob Shillin]

Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.

Writing from info from a friend, dem oul' prostate massages, and/or a bit of pegging, can frighten the life outa ya when your PSA numbers take a jump.

[Shallowhal]

Just spend your coin on a prostate massage,i'm sure Frankey would supply you with the number of his chinee masseuse.

Writing from info from a friend, dem oul' prostate massages, and/or a bit of pegging, can frighten the life outa ya when your PSA numbers take a jump.

Trust you Bob to ruin my mental health advice...between you and RC and yisser supermodel burds!!

[Justin Time]

€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.

50 quid??? how can he justify that for a phone consultation?
By the way how did he check your BP and Prostate?

[watty]

€50 for a telephone "consultation" with my guy.

50 quid??? how can he justify that for a phone consultation?
By the way how did he check your BP and Prostate?

Doctor:  Now, Bob, stand in front of a mirror and shove the phone up your arse.  Did it hurt?  And what shade of red is your face turning?  The first question diagnoses the prostate and the second the blood pressure.

[Octavia1]

It took me a long time to learn it but you can only look after yourself.  The rest of the world can look after itself so don't be worrying about the rest of the world.

The rest of the world gets in your way Occi .My biggest mistake in life was believing you have to be competent or able all you really need is to be lucky .

Johnny ....yur gettin lot of johnny bashing on here lately .....
I think the mental health of the all them  is deteriorating by the day on account of the flu .
They dont seem to realise that yu an I use this place as part of our protect our mental health strategy program therapy  sort of ting to get rid of gick in our heads an therefore remain sane ....
I can see few them startin to crack up . The shrink the court ordered me to go to ( it was self defence) told me wen I get angry to write how I feel  down on a little piece of paper an trow in the bin ....I set fire to  the bin wen that didnt work then I found this place an I never looked back 

[stonethecrows]

If it does snow heavy, does anyone know how many snowmen you are allowed in your garden under current Level 5 Restrictions ?

[Octavia1]

If it does snow heavy, does anyone know how many snowmen you are allowed in your garden under current Level 5 Restrictions ?

Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer ........
Anyway I've a question for all yu depressives .....
I was eatin a  classics magnum earlier an it just dawned on me .....
Do yu know the way the vaccine doesn't stop you getting the flu ...right .....but it prepares yur immune system to handle the flu so yu dont get much symptoms......does that mean that those that got the vaccine an get the flu are walking around spreading it instead of taking to ther beds if they had
the  proper flu ?
Yu know wat I mean like ?

[Shallowhal]

Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer


A snowman has snowgee?

[Octavia1]

Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer


A snowman has snowgee?

Yur gone very vulgar  since you started workin with them tradesman

[stonethecrows]

My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird ?"

I told him " Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan-shaped Tails and live on insects"

A Blackbird has BIG Rubbery lips, a FAT ARSE and lives on benefits.

[Shallowhal]

Good question mr crow.....I was going to ask yu wats the difference between a snowman an a snowoman but yu kno the answer


A snowman has snowgee?

Yur gone very vulgar  since you started workin with them tradesman

I know....since wolf whistling burds was banned all this filth talk started at lunch breaks!!

[Octavia1]

My son asked me today "What's the difference between a crow and a blackbird ?"

I told him " Crows have somewhat heavier beaks, fan-shaped Tails and live on insects"

A Blackbird has BIG Rubbery lips, a FAT ARSE and lives on benefits.

Yur in for it after that one 

[john m]

Occi me oul Mate I really couldnt give either of my two fucks what anybody says Abuse is just part of life the woke snowflakes get annoyed dosent bother me .Most of the abuse comes from the man in the Mirror they hate themselves when they see themselves exactly as I have described them and then get annoyed not with me but with themselves .