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Lofty stuff
« on: January 14, 2021, 11:00:23 pm »
Talking to Big Dommo this evening by Phone as he is quarantining as the new birds x got the fever and he was over in the gaff last week to pick up his ladders .Anyway he was telling me that His Pigeon Club rang him today to tell him not to let his birds out of the loft and if more than one bird in the loft dies unexpectedly he should kill them all as there is a huge Bird Flu on the loose .Anybody racing pigeons lock them up .

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2021, 12:31:59 am »
if theres any chickens on here   theyre  goosed   lol
Six legs good, four legs bad!

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2021, 12:35:41 am »
You think its funny now Devil but you will get fed up eating Sirloin Steak and Salmon when there is no Kentuckey fried Bat .

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2021, 12:37:09 am »
 ;)
Six legs good, four legs bad!

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2021, 09:05:20 am »
 Havin a read ther bout the ting  ....
H5n1 bird flu ....kills 60% of those that get it  ???
 Makes The chinese cold look harmless
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2021, 09:37:57 am »
Could be worse!  An American racing pigeon went missing and turned up 13,000km away in Australia.  But because it never went through quarantine, the Aussie authorities are gonna kill the pigeon!  Stay local!

US pigeon in trouble for evading Australian quarantine
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2021, 10:09:33 am »
Looks like its a joke .Somebody got a ring off an American fancier and put it on a young Chick earlier this year .Often happens if you are going to give a mate a few birds he gives you his rings and you ring the birds saves him having to re register them .

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2021, 10:19:46 am »
Fake news again ????
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2021, 10:35:05 am »
If this Bird Flu is serious they will have to kill a lot of them .Any of you know how to Choke a chicken ?

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2021, 07:11:28 pm »
If this Bird Flu is serious they will have to kill a lot of them .Any of you know how to Choke a chicken ?
Naughty - Choke the chicken or Chokin’ the chicken is slang for male masturbation.
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2021, 07:55:55 pm »
Looks like its a joke .Somebody got a ring off an American fancier and put it on a young Chick earlier this year .Often happens if you are going to give a mate a few birds he gives you his rings and you ring the birds saves him having to re register them .

Not 13 fukin thousand kms away though!!

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2021, 07:58:09 pm »
His next door neighbour could be 13,000 kilos away in the outback.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2021, 07:59:05 pm »
Fukin doubt it.

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2021, 08:00:12 pm »
Looks like it was fake news afterall.  Unless the website is telling lies in a fake fake news operation  ::fds

Fake U.S. Leg Band Gets Pigeon a Reprieve in Australia

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A pigeon that Australia declared a biosecurity risk has received a reprieve after a U.S. bird organization declared its identifying leg band was fake.
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2021, 08:08:35 pm »
Could be, Hal... did you see the size of that Australia... it's bigger than Loud and Mead put together so it is.
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