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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2021, 08:12:31 pm »
I'd say ermy would love to put 13,000 kilos distance between his boxroom and the rest of the gaff.

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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2021, 08:31:31 pm »
Wasnt ther a pidgeon that got the victoria cross or sumtin durin the war ?
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« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2021, 08:33:36 pm »
Taken from wiki

On October 3, 1918, Major Charles White Whittlesey and more than 550 men were trapped in a small depression on the side of the hill behind enemy lines without food or ammunition. They were also beginning to receive friendly fire from allied troops who did not know their location. Surrounded by the Germans, many were killed and wounded and only 194 men were still alive and not captured or wounded by the end of the engagement. Because his runners were consistently intercepted or killed by the Germans, Whittlesey began dispatching messages by pigeon.[3] The pigeon carrying the first message, "Many wounded. We cannot evacuate." was shot down. A second bird was sent with the message, "Men are suffering. Can support be sent?" That pigeon also was shot down. The artillery batteries supporting Whittlesey's men attempted to provide a "barrage of protection" for Whittlesey's men on the northern slope of the Charlevaux Ravine, but believed Whittlesey was on the southern slope of the ravine, resulting in a barrage inadvertently targeting the battalion,[4] "Cher Ami" was dispatched with a note, written on onion paper, in a canister on her left leg,

We are along the road paralell [sic] to 276.4. Our own artillery is dropping a barrage directly on us. For heavens sake stop it.

As Cher Ami tried to fly back home, the Germans saw her rising out of the brush and opened fire.[5] After several seconds, she was shot down but managed to take flight again. She arrived back at her loft at division headquarters 25 miles (40 km) to the rear in just 25 minutes, helping to save the lives of the 194 survivors. She had been shot through the breast, blinded in one eye, and had a leg hanging only by a tendon.

Cher Ami became the hero of the 77th Infantry Division. Army medics worked to save her life. They were unable to save her leg, so they carved a small wooden one for her. When she recovered enough to travel, the now one-legged bird was put on a boat to the United States, with General John J. Pershing seeing her off.
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2021, 08:36:52 pm »
Medal of honour .....for a pigeon....an the  freenow licky lackys that snuffed it taking infected doctors to hospitals never got a mention.....
Poor cnuts
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2021, 09:31:13 am »
Do animals get the VC is it not the Dicken Medal ?  Occi you being an Intelligent man who ponders the meaning of nothing but asks the question of Who or Why . Sigmund the Philosopher  uncle of Lucien the painter had some weird ideas on Id and Ego and Women and stuff .I deduce from your references to The love of your life ,the Doll next door what dries her drawers on a closeline on the veranda even though closelines are banned in your Goulag and now your desire for a Dusky Beauty that you see your self as the thinking womans Pleasure Prince . I assume you studied the Artistic merit of Lusiens work and perchance you perused some of Uncle Siggies musings on Man and Superman .

 Occi I visited Big Dommos Sister last night on Zoom .Usually when you drop over to her Gaff behind the Flats on the playground side for some of her homemade Porter and baked goods ,she wont let you use the Jacks upstairs in case you wake her mother in law who sleeps in the Boys old room so you have to piss in the shore in the back garden .Thats scarey as she has two Dobermans Ronnie and Reggie if you take two long to have your slash they get annoyed and would bite the bollox off you if they got the chance and there is no way you would even consider taking a dump in the yard with that pair around .Anyhoo in keeping with modern times I did a bit of distance learning without knowing I was actually studying .First thing I learned was dont piss in the sink when your on zoom everybody can see you just go upstairs to the Jacks the other thing was more Freudian and kept me from me slumber trying to remember the Names of all our Dogs .

Occi or Silver Anybody can you tell me why we give Male Christian Names to Male Dogs like Bruce ,Ben,Charlie yet we give silly names like Flossy ,Tinkerbell or Lady to Bitches .I never remember any of my Boot Boy or Skinhead mates who all had Staffs calling any of their Bitches Sadie or Monica or Dolorus .Not very Masculine for a Man to be calling a Lady name to his Dog .So Occi after a sleepless night pondering the Great Cainine Calling Covid Conundrum can you try to set me racing mind at rest and tell me why do humans give human names to male Dogs but not Horses or Cats .You wouldnt go into the bookies to have a bet on Brian to beat Frank and Donal in the half four at Punchestown .

Its a Philosophical question and I thought members of Taxi Mensa would be the right men to ask .

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« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2021, 12:29:24 pm »
Do animals get the VC is it not the Dicken Medal ?  Occi you being an Intelligent man who ponders the meaning of nothing but asks the question of Who or Why . Sigmund the Philosopher  uncle of Lucien the painter had some weird ideas on Id and Ego and Women and stuff .I deduce from your references to The love of your life ,the Doll next door what dries her drawers on a closeline on the veranda even though closelines are banned in your Goulag and now your desire for a Dusky Beauty that you see your self as the thinking womans Pleasure Prince . I assume you studied the Artistic merit of Lusiens work and perchance you perused some of Uncle Siggies musings on Man and Superman .

 Occi I visited Big Dommos Sister last night on Zoom .Usually when you drop over to her Gaff behind the Flats on the playground side for some of her homemade Porter and baked goods ,she wont let you use the Jacks upstairs in case you wake her mother in law who sleeps in the Boys old room so you have to piss in the shore in the back garden .Thats scarey as she has two Dobermans Ronnie and Reggie if you take two long to have your slash they get annoyed and would bite the bollox off you if they got the chance and there is no way you would even consider taking a dump in the yard with that pair around .Anyhoo in keeping with modern times I did a bit of distance learning without knowing I was actually studying .First thing I learned was dont piss in the sink when your on zoom everybody can see you just go upstairs to the Jacks the other thing was more Freudian and kept me from me slumber trying to remember the Names of all our Dogs .

Occi or Silver Anybody can you tell me why we give Male Christian Names to Male Dogs like Bruce ,Ben,Charlie yet we give silly names like Flossy ,Tinkerbell or Lady to Bitches .I never remember any of my Boot Boy or Skinhead mates who all had Staffs calling any of their Bitches Sadie or Monica or Dolorus .Not very Masculine for a Man to be calling a Lady name to his Dog .So Occi after a sleepless night pondering the Great Cainine Calling Covid Conundrum can you try to set me racing mind at rest and tell me why do humans give human names to male Dogs but not Horses or Cats .You wouldnt go into the bookies to have a bet on Brian to beat Frank and Donal in the half four at Punchestown .

Its a Philosophical question and I thought members of Taxi Mensa would be the right men to ask .

Intelligence johnny ...the more closer to a humans brain the animal has ....the more likely heel have a human name .....
Dogs are more intelligent than bitches .....
I've a female shrimp in me fish tank an me yungfella calls her  brine ....I was explaining that the amano shrimp in Japan swim down the river close to the sea to release ther eggs cause they only hatch in brackish water ...."that's brine da"

A mate of mine had a dog called allen ...even tho it was a bitch ...it was a very smart jack Russells ...
A female shud be called  a jane Russell

https://youtu.be/EHk4B1MtQF8
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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2021, 12:33:27 pm »
When I was Squatting in England we had to Hens Sarah and Helen shit all over the place but they did lay eggs neighbor's cat got them .

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« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2021, 12:59:59 pm »
Thers alot more dogs around now than ther was wen I was growin up ....the park an beach is full of dog shite ....itll never be the same ....
The more antisocial a community gets ....the more dogs they have ..did yu notice....?
Yers ago.i.went to paris an the french are ignorant cnuts wudn giv yu the time of day .....hated each other...tink it was because they gave up so easily wen the germans took over ...
.any way everyone had a dog for company an on the corners of the streets they had dog toilets for the dogs to do ther
doggie  doo in.....
Cant stand the cnutin tings meself ....a cat burys its goo on account it knows it gives away its presence to its prey ....
Smart cats ......dogs are thick as planks
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« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2021, 03:32:04 pm »
If this Bird Flu is serious they will have to kill a lot of them .Any of you know how to Choke a chicken ?
Naughty - Choke the chicken or Chokin’ the chicken is slang for male masturbation.
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« Reply #24 on: January 16, 2021, 03:43:25 pm »
Do animals get the VC is it not the Dicken Medal ?  Occi you being an Intelligent man who ponders the meaning of nothing but asks the question of Who or Why . Sigmund the Philosopher  uncle of Lucien the painter had some weird ideas on Id and Ego and Women and stuff .I deduce from your references to The love of your life ,the Doll next door what dries her drawers on a closeline on the veranda even though closelines are banned in your Goulag and now your desire for a Dusky Beauty that you see your self as the thinking womans Pleasure Prince . I assume you studied the Artistic merit of Lusiens work and perchance you perused some of Uncle Siggies musings on Man and Superman .

 Occi I visited Big Dommos Sister last night on Zoom .Usually when you drop over to her Gaff behind the Flats on the playground side for some of her homemade Porter and baked goods ,she wont let you use the Jacks upstairs in case you wake her mother in law who sleeps in the Boys old room so you have to piss in the shore in the back garden .Thats scarey as she has two Dobermans Ronnie and Reggie if you take two long to have your slash they get annoyed and would bite the bollox off you if they got the chance and there is no way you would even consider taking a dump in the yard with that pair around .Anyhoo in keeping with modern times I did a bit of distance learning without knowing I was actually studying .First thing I learned was dont piss in the sink when your on zoom everybody can see you just go upstairs to the Jacks the other thing was more Freudian and kept me from me slumber trying to remember the Names of all our Dogs .

Occi or Silver Anybody can you tell me why we give Male Christian Names to Male Dogs like Bruce ,Ben,Charlie yet we give silly names like Flossy ,Tinkerbell or Lady to Bitches .I never remember any of my Boot Boy or Skinhead mates who all had Staffs calling any of their Bitches Sadie or Monica or Dolorus .Not very Masculine for a Man to be calling a Lady name to his Dog .So Occi after a sleepless night pondering the Great Cainine Calling Covid Conundrum can you try to set me racing mind at rest and tell me why do humans give human names to male Dogs but not Horses or Cats .You wouldnt go into the bookies to have a bet on Brian to beat Frank and Donal in the half four at Punchestown .

Its a Philosophical question and I thought members of Taxi Mensa would be the right men to ask .
The kids having kids now are giving their spawn dog names like Cooper, Brodie, Rocco , Hayden, etc , an  American affectation.

Essentially any surname you can think of.
It comes from American Netflix and chilling.

Kids having female kids often give their spawn names like Brandi Kayla, Amber, or double barreled trailer trash names ending in Rae or Lyn.

Any name that can be misspelled starting with K is a badge of honour amongst the lower orders.

Roxy is OK for a dog's name!

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Re: Lofty stuff
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2021, 04:41:18 pm »
If this Bird Flu is serious they will have to kill a lot of them .Any of you know how to Choke a chicken ?
Naughty - Choke the chicken or Chokin’ the chicken is slang for male masturbation.
As an atheist, should I continue bashing the Bishop?
Carry on SB
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« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2021, 06:13:24 pm »
If this Bird Flu is serious they will have to kill a lot of them .Any of you know how to Choke a chicken ?
Naughty - Choke the chicken or Chokin’ the chicken is slang for male masturbation.
As an atheist, should I continue bashing the Bishop?
Carry on SB
Cheers STC.

 


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