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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2021, 09:21:02 pm »
Pay no attention to that owlone in the way
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2021, 09:32:16 pm »
Anyway...I want to get out of taxi driving...after a year off I'm incapable of doing it again .....I cant deal with cnuts anymore .....that last court appearance was a close one an the anger management class was a pain in the hole....tho the owlone was nice ...big  fat blond wit  huge boobs  an an  arse that moves like a gypsies accordion....lovely 
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2021, 09:41:58 pm »
tho the owlone was nice ...big  fat blond wit  huge boobs  an an  arse that moves like a gypsies accordion....lovely

Yeah.....thinking it...ok....sayin it....not so much!!

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2021, 09:43:56 pm »
That's graffiti, Octy... not even in a fucking frame.... the mind boggles.

I've fallen out of love with the cab myself in the past... funny thing is once I (inevitably) got back to it I loved it again... I guess a change is as good as a rest.
If it doesn't have a roof sign and door stickers it's not a taxi.

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2021, 10:20:23 pm »
That's graffiti, Octy... not even in a fucking frame.... the mind boggles.

I've fallen out of love with the cab myself in the past... funny thing is once I (inevitably) got back to it I loved it again... I guess a change is as good as a rest.
Yea but a year off  ???...a new found alcoholism....an the parties
....god ther was wife swappin all in these apartments an all the single owlones wer phonin me to come over an ide get a free haircut if ide unblock the sink an all ...of course one ting led to another  an next minute the bags wer round the ankles  ...... if the owlone next door across the hall found out about the owlone in the next block who hangs her lingerie( pronounced lawnjeray) out on the balcony against house rules  theyll be murder .....
How yu supposed to go back diving a taxi wit all that excitement an debauchery an hedonism goin on anturnin yu into a lazy cnut ?
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2021, 10:32:08 pm »
You're only letting on to be a lazy cunt to try on the lawngeree.
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2021, 10:47:41 pm »
You're only letting on to be a lazy cunt to try on the lawngeree.
It works wonders on over the hill owlones ....that an a few whiskeys  lol
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2021, 10:58:50 am »
You're only letting on to be a lazy cunt to try on the lawngeree.
It works wonders on over the hill owlones ....that an a few whiskeys  lol
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2021, 11:15:45 am »
Lads FFS Ive known for a long time Occi has a knicker fetish .It was in the far ago he was having Congical Constipation you remember the Love of his life wasent interested in a bit of out standing and Occi was calling over to the Oul one across the hall with the telly .Now we know Occi has an artists eye and that he would scan the oul one across the halls gaff for inspiration for one of his artworks .A bowl of flowers or fruit her cat or even the pattern of her Persian Rug but no what he said was the Oulone across the hall had a telly and hung her knickers on the line on her balcony and that was not allowed in his upmarket flats .Now the amateur Phycologist in me thought interesting .The way he put togeather Ladies undergarments with illegality breaking of laundry rules within his upmarket flats .This could be one of a few things he associated ladies undergarments with something naughty like hanging them out in restricted areas like around his waist or he was saying because she liked gadgets her Telly he was thinking of buying her a clothes dryer as a gift of friendship as she hadnt got one and needed to dry her knickers but I dismissed that when he never asked did anybody know anybody working in DId or Currys or even if Big Dommo had anybody from the flats that could get their hands on a clothes dryer .Anyway live and let live .Ladies large underwear with reinforset Gussett can be bought in Pennys 3 for a fiver but you will have to wait till they open as they dont sell on line .

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2021, 11:26:44 am »
Is that the biggest underwear department store in Ireland...Them frilly knickers just make Mutton dressed up like Lamb... like
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2021, 12:34:32 pm »
Where is Hal when ya need him ?
To clear up the thigh high boot fetish thing.

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2021, 12:49:03 pm »
Where is Hal when ya need him ?
To clear up the thigh high boot fetish thing.

And the ferrets..... ::fuck ::fuck

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2021, 02:05:32 pm »
Pullin his wire!!

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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2021, 02:11:17 pm »
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Re: Dry February?
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2021, 02:19:09 pm »
Lads FFS Ive known for a long time Occi has a knicker fetish .It was in the far ago he was having Congical Constipation you remember the Love of his life wasent interested in a bit of out standing and Occi was calling over to the Oul one across the hall with the telly .Now we know Occi has an artists eye and that he would scan the oul one across the halls gaff for inspiration for one of his artworks .A bowl of flowers or fruit her cat or even the pattern of her Persian Rug but no what he said was the Oulone across the hall had a telly and hung her knickers on the line on her balcony and that was not allowed in his upmarket flats .Now the amateur Phycologist in me thought interesting .The way he put togeather Ladies undergarments with illegality breaking of laundry rules within his upmarket flats .This could be one of a few things he associated ladies undergarments with something naughty like hanging them out in restricted areas like around his waist or he was saying because she liked gadgets her Telly he was thinking of buying her a clothes dryer as a gift of friendship as she hadnt got one and needed to dry her knickers but I dismissed that when he never asked did anybody know anybody working in DId or Currys or even if Big Dommo had anybody from the flats that could get their hands on a clothes dryer .Anyway live and let live .Ladies large underwear with reinforset Gussett can be bought in Pennys 3 for a fiver but you will have to wait till they open as they dont sell on line .

Ah heer ...leave it out sigmund Freud ffs ......wer yu going with yur non factual horse manure ( were horse these days ? )     anyway wer was I....oh yea .....wat I actually said was
The love of me life wears the  white panties which I have a fondness for  I cant lie but I havnt seen her in 3 months since she went off the rails again...
The owlone across the hall who's post menopausal is into them dark navy knickers from the nuns that makes her arse itchy ....an the owlone in the penthouse who's mad for it displays her up market knickers , bras , an thongs an gussetts on the balcony  to all in sundry on a 24/ 7 / 52 week a year  against the house rules which I took to be an advertisement of her eagerness shall we say to trow the leg over anyone who's up for a bit of nookie ....
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That's all I said.... >:(
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