Keep This Under Your Hat

[Rat Catcher]

I don't want to make what I'm reporting too obvious. Suffice it to say the man who hires casual labour for the delivery, erection, maintenance, disassembly, removal and cleaning of barriers for Dublin's St. Patrick's Day parade wont be posting any help wanted notices on or before March 17 this year.

Yisser heard it here first... probably... assuming yisser don't read the papers... or listen to the wireless... or watch television sets... or use social media... or patronise shebeens or otherwise leave yisser gaffs...

[Shallowhal]

Read all about it folks!!

[Rat Catcher]

Not too much about it, just enough so you'll know not to put too many eggs in one particular basket. Again, don't be shouting this all over the internet but those scumbag double jobbing teachers won't be leaving the ranks during school hours this side of Paddy's day either... and, as for the airline pilots, doing crosswords on the ranks is as close as they'll be getting to cross checking anything.

[Shallowhal]

Ermy will probably do just that.....put all his eggs in one basket...and when the goin gets tough....the tough get goin......down to MABS.

[Rat Catcher]

Then he'll be on telling us the man who hires casual labour told John Curran that Mehaul told him he can't afford to compensate small traders who suspend trading to stay at home, wash their hands and protect the NHS. That might work for him but what about the men who need money to cover fixed costs, to pay mortgages, to feed their families, etc...

Bring back Dr. Leo. Dr. Leo was great so he was...

[john m]

Now watch next week when the Housewife from Kerry announces what I already told you months ago before Stage Two Cough that there will NOT be any Leaving cert exams in June .

And The Man who hires casual labour recons Covid Coin will be reduced to Standard Dole rate in April .Remember he hasent been wrong yet .

[Rat Catcher]

I'm sure that Mehaul cunt already said he's cutting puppy dole again on April Fools Day.

Bring back Dr. Leo. Dr. Leo was great so he was...

[Rat Catcher]

I knew I'd read that somewhere, erm:

https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/social_welfare/social_welfare_payments/unemployed_people/covid19_pandemic_unemployment_payment.html#la6b50

The COVID-19 Pandemic Unemployment Payment will remain open to new applicants and continue to be paid until 31 March 2021. From 1 April 2021, if you are unemployed you will have to apply for a jobseeker’s payment.

... and Alan Kelly told us it's inevitable that the leaving cert will be cancelled this year on RTE television during the week.

Would ya ever get that lad a new Waterford Crystal ball from the mainland so he can tell us something before it's all over the national media...

[Horse]

Come April,  when we have to apply for job seekers,  will we have to surrender our psv license in order to get paid or will we be forced back out to work, regardless of the level of lockdown,  to comb the empty streets looking to put food on our tables? If we are forced back to work will they vaccinate us beforehand? Seems a bit odd to force us out in a level 5 lockdown with no vaccination  no?

[john m]

I knew I'd read that somewhere, erm:

https://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/social_welfare/social_welfare_payments/unemployed_people/covid19_pandemic_unemployment_payment.html#la6b50

The COVID-19 Pandemic Unemployment Payment will remain open to new applicants and continue to be paid until 31 March 2021. From 1 April 2021, if you are unemployed you will have to apply for a jobseeker’s payment.

... and Alan Kelly told us it's inevitable that the leaving cert will be cancelled this year on RTE television during the week.

Would ya ever get that lad a new Waterford Crystal ball from the mainland so he can tell us something before it's all over the national media...

The man who hires casual labour done the sums the Coin we got in the Begging bowl from the EU only lasts till April .So it was obvious in November last year when they threw coin in the bowl that that feast wouldnt last long . Christine from France said the Purse is still open after they give Mick from Cork some more Coin to pay for Vaccines and expensive doctors ,Nurses and Vets to inject us all there wont be enough coin to pay elevated Dole Coinage .Putt it all togeather Dr Hooligan or Dr Leo will say its safe to reopen shops and factories and building sites if it is or isint .Poverty will be the final arbetor not how many are needled .The Man who hires casual labour looks at the facts they dont lie .Same when he told you last November No Paddys Day Parade .He knew the Dublin Corporation voted no funds for a parade .

[Octavia1]

Only in ireland among the highest paid politicians on the planet ...eamonn asleep stoned out of his face as usual.....an
Meehole the cabbage  talkin tru his hole ......I actually cant watch these yokes on the telly ( owlone next doors telly ) ....they make me nauseous....I actually feel me energy bein drained even if I hear meehole the cabbage on the car radio .....ther like kryptonite to superman....if I was forced to watch an listen ide probably snuff it in about 10 minutes I imagine.....
Leo is just smarter than these 2 .....he trew load of money at us ...then legged it with the hot potato that was the chinese flu .....he knew if he remained in power truout the ting that his political career wud be damaged beyond repair as the books didnt add up an he understood a pandemic........mean while meehole the cabbage has only one ting on his mind since he was a teenager .....to become teeshock ...that's all he cared about an went into the aras beaming like a Cheshire cat like a fool goin to the gallows ....poor cnut is bout as brainy as  me laundry basket .....as for eamonn the junkie .....heel destroy our business wit the stroke of a pen ...
An retire to conamara makin airfix models of electric cars
An watchin wild animals mount each other on david attenborough on the telly
Wit a big bag of weed an 12 pack of tayto an chocalate mars bars an gick ...
Leo decided to wait it out an let meehole take the hit .....
Poor dopey cnut

[Rat Catcher]

The extra few quid we were getting for SAVING LIVES is a tiny fraction of what the Mehaul cunt is giving his mates who own the private hospitals and they still treat him with the contempt he deserves. As least we'd be grateful.

Bring back Dr. Leo. Dr Leo was great so he was...

[Rat Catcher]

Come April,  when we have to apply for job seekers,  will we have to surrender our psv license in order to get paid or will we be forced back out to work, regardless of the level of lockdown,  to comb the empty streets looking to put food on our tables? If we are forced back to work will they vaccinate us beforehand? Seems a bit odd to force us out in a level 5 lockdown with no vaccination  no?

The boy who cried wolf... sure they started by saying we'd have to sign on for a regular unemployment payment within 6 weeks of claiming puppy dole!

[Horse]

I was thinking once these lockdowns continue they can't cut us off. Maybe I'm wrong.  Where will they get the money? Its a mess.

[Rat Catcher]

Don't be worrying about where they get the money, there's cleverer men than you or I to be worrying about that so there is...