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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2021, 04:42:30 pm »
You have a buddy... gway outta that!

I do...but his name is Carr....and clearly an immigrant by all accounts and he and his family need hounding out of the country and the house on Botanic Ave repossessed.

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2021, 05:24:13 pm »
The 2CV doesn't count as a buddy...

Offline john m

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2021, 05:30:50 pm »
Credit where credit is Due he was at it for ten months  X by at least four weeks per month .Only took the Gards 40 attempts to catch him .Or should the Gard of said we caught him once Your Honour .Is he charged with 40 offences ?

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2021, 06:35:57 pm »
How much per run was he getting?

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2021, 06:44:36 pm »
How much per run was he getting?

About 5 years last two suspended .

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2021, 06:52:05 pm »
M'lud, I  put it to you that my client was a talented footballer.  He passed the Gardai 39 times before being stopped.

He was also a team player, alas, because of his advanced years he doesn't remember the captain's name , having only met approximately 40 times.

The damage done to the country is a lot less than that of David Drumm's crimes. So I'd ask that in the event of a custodial sentence  that my client be considered for the beautiful lakeside location of Loughan House.




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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2021, 10:01:22 pm »
more bad news.
the hoover is the only thing keeping the taxi game moving at the moment.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0218/1197986-garda-cocaine-seizure/

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2021, 10:13:41 pm »
more bad news.
the hoover is the only thing keeping the taxi game moving at the moment.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0218/1197986-garda-cocaine-seizure/

DEEP RUMMAGE OFFICERS  including a container x-ray scanner, drug dog detection teams, and deep rummage officers.Spread your Cheeks there Buddy  while Bruce has a Deep Rummage Buddy .

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2021, 11:33:41 pm »
more bad news.
the hoover is the only thing keeping the taxi game moving at the moment.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0218/1197986-garda-cocaine-seizure/

DEEP RUMMAGE OFFICERS  including a container x-ray scanner, drug dog detection teams, and deep rummage officers.Spread your Cheeks there Buddy  while Bruce has a Deep Rummage Buddy .
Someone looking for a reduced sentence.

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2021, 09:29:18 am »
more bad news.
the hoover is the only thing keeping the taxi game moving at the moment.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0218/1197986-garda-cocaine-seizure/

DEEP RUMMAGE OFFICERS  including a container x-ray scanner, drug dog detection teams, and deep rummage officers.Spread your Cheeks there Buddy  while Bruce has a Deep Rummage Buddy .
Someone looking for a reduced sentence.

"Alri buddy....no problemo,no problemo.....i'm only asking where you're comin from....no need to be aggressive....i've got a job to do aswell!!

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2021, 12:37:15 pm »
more bad news.
the hoover is the only thing keeping the taxi game moving at the moment.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/0218/1197986-garda-cocaine-seizure/

DEEP RUMMAGE OFFICERS  including a container x-ray scanner, drug dog detection teams, and deep rummage officers.Spread your Cheeks there Buddy  while Bruce has a Deep Rummage Buddy .
Someone looking for a reduced sentence.

"Alri buddy....no problemo,no problemo.....i'm only asking where you're comin from....no need to be aggressive....i've got a job to do aswell!!
A Brucie bonus.

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2021, 12:47:39 pm »
He's comedy gold is our Bruce....comprende!!

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2021, 12:59:37 pm »
He's comedy gold is our Bruce....comprende!!

"I trained in martial arts,I know what a sword looks like buddy".. rofl

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2021, 02:28:31 pm »
He's comedy gold is our Bruce....comprende!!

"I trained in martial arts,I know what a sword looks like buddy".. rofl
I used to knock around with Geraldine Heller from Beaumont, and Bruce had to be related. Not too may around with that Germanic moniker.

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Re: drug dealing taxi driver loses license
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2021, 02:33:35 pm »
"Yore Honnohour I arriveded into Dubbblin Aeroport and Mr Bruce called me Amego so I thinked that I was still in Kolombia so I tell Mr Bruce I had Kokkkkkain in my bottom Hole .Your Honnnnnor it was ennnntrappment he no speak the English to me so I do no no now that I am In Ireland breaking the Law ."

Officer what you got to say ?

Well Justice im pushing out the Esperanto to the Amigos unless their wearing tracksuits or their birds are covered in cheap paint on tan and dyed  blond on the way back from Ibiza then I use the Bubby greeting as I find it brings me into their Orbit and they know that I know its tactics your Justiceship .The way I see it Justice is there is You me and the Gards minding the gaff from these bad Hombraes .

Judge asks is there anybody in court from Ballymun or Clondalkin to act as interpreter for this officer .

 


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