Im down the Flats in Big Dommos drinking Lidil Cider and he has a bottle of Factor 40 sun tan Oil that was on Special offer for 25c .I asked why he bought that and he says for his Holidays he is going away for Paddys Day down to Curracloe to Bernie Shevlins Caravan .I said your not allowed travel but he recons you can if you are a member of an etnhic minority .I asked do you need a passport he recons if the thin blue stop him he will tell them he is a traveller and if they question him he will claim they are racist .