I remember years ago one Saturday I was sent to the shop to get the winning lorra numbers.
your man printed the six winning numbers and the bonus out on the yellow slip from the machine and handed it to me.
it looked identical to the yellow docket they give ye when you do be doing your numbers.
my aulwan had teletext on I think to see the winning lorra numbers and picked up the yellow slip with the winning numbers instead of the actual docket with the numbers she'd played.
I hear this fuckin squealing noise coming from the sitting room.
she had everybody convinced she'd won 4 mil.
Jesus it was fuckin desperate it was.