Eye Eye

[Belker]

I've applied for an eye test and other optical benefits, will let you know how I get on.

PRSI should cover your eye test in full and the glasses will be about half price.
If you are a night time driver then I would recommend the anti-glare feature, costs about 40 notes but well worth it to take the glare off incoming traffic by night. And avoid Specsavers, a mate of mine went to them a few years back just fer reading glasses and they fairly rode him selling him Two pairs of bi-focal glasses with all the bells and whistles fer a Monkee, and now he doesn't even bother using them.

[silverbullet]

I've applied for an eye test and other optical benefits, will let you know how I get on.

PRSI should cover your eye test in full and the glasses will be about half price.
If you are a night time driver then I would recommend the anti-glare feature, costs about 40 notes but well worth it to take the glare off incoming traffic by night. And avoid Specsavers, a mate of mine went to them a few years back just fer reading glasses and they fairly rode him selling him Two pairs of bi-focal glasses with all the bells and whistles fer a Monkee, and now he doesn't even bother using them.

Cheers Belker. The local guy is Donal McNally, so I'll arrange a test. There are only 3 Vision express shops in Dublin, which were beyond my 5km limit.
The nearest one is Henry Street in the city. A literal walking Petrie dish.

[Cool Boola]

Any jokes ....Silver?






went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into...
Everyone.

[silverbullet]

Any jokes ....Silver?






went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you'll never guess who I ran into...
Everyone.

I love taking my blind wife out for a drive.

Every time I hit a speed bump, I tell her it was a dog.

[silverbullet]

What goes..... Click click click........is that it? Click click click........is that it? Click click click........is that it?

Stevie Wonder doing a Rubik’s cube!


A guy sat next to me in the taxi  and showed me a photo of his wife and said “She’s stunning, isn’t she?”

I asked “If you think she’s stunning then you should see my wife.”

He said “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician.”

[silverbullet]

Up your street Cools:

A bloke goes to an optician carrying a violin case. The optician sits him down at his desk and asks " before I test your eyes do you have anything concerning you ? ".  The bloke puts the violin case on the table and snaps it open and inside there is a shit the length of the case and nearly as wide.
The optician jumps up and screams " You dirty bastard, get out of my fucking office and take that with you " the bloke casually says " I did that " .  The optician says " you did that ? it's a fucking doctor you want not an optician, now fuck off out".  The bloke says " you don't understand... every time I do one of them, my eyes water"

[silverbullet]

Last one:

A Polish immigrant went to the opticians for an eye test. The optician shows him a card with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
"Can you read this?" the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Pole replies, "I know this guy." 

[stonethecrows]

What’s the worst thing you could do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

[stonethecrows]

What is the definition of confusion?


3 blind lesbians in a fish market.

[Cool Boola]

Thats it....Young lads on a Friday/Saturday night....Mr. Taximan tell us a joke...If you had none, you were no crack and no tip.

[vandriver]

U should be on the stage!

Gonna start a combined gym routine for devout Catholics. The first part is Boxercise, the second part is core strength training. I'm going to call it Punches Pilates 

Then do a bit of cross training.

[Cool Boola]

Ha! Ha!.....very good

[silverbullet]

U should be on the stage!

Gonna start a combined gym routine for devout Catholics. The first part is Boxercise, the second part is core strength training. I'm going to call it Punches Pilates 

Then do a bit of cross training.

[john m]

Thats it....Young lads on a Friday/Saturday night....Mr. Taximan tell us a joke...If you had none, you were no crack and no tip.

Not anymore Mr Boola .The Conversation for tips now is .Here Mr taxidriver that cunt in the flats has nuttin do you know anywhere ?

[silverbullet]

I've applied for an eye test and other optical benefits, will let you know how I get on.

PRSI should cover your eye test in full and the glasses will be about half price.
If you are a nighttime driver then I would recommend the anti-glare feature, costs about 40 notes but well worth it to take the glare off incoming traffic by night. And avoid Specsavers, a mate of mine went to them a few years back just fer reading glasses and they fairly rode him selling him Two pairs of bi-focal glasses with all the bells and whistles fer a Monkee, and now he doesn't even bother using them.

Woo Hoo, I'll be able to see the fretboard now: