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Phil the Power
« on: April 09, 2021, 12:13:29 pm »
Prince Philip is dead .Wonder will the young Loyalists up North Riot Tonight ....

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2021, 12:37:21 pm »
Prince Philip is dead .Wonder will the young Loyalists up North Riot Tonight ....
R.I.P.

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2021, 12:44:35 pm »
Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2021, 12:46:30 pm »
Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad

If they are not banning me Mr Boola I think you can post away .

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2021, 12:51:27 pm »
Never met him...Saw him lashing down the Guinness in the Hop Store on the RTE NoNews1 a while back...Couldnt get him away from it...could say more buht Id be banned by Ad

If they are not banning me Mr Boola I think you can post away .
You've got to love the gaffes. https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/prince-phillip-duke-of-edinburgh-birthday-98-gaffes-98-years-10305

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2021, 01:08:01 pm »
“What are you doing here?” he asked Simon Kelner, editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception in 2002. “I was invited, sir.” Philip: “Well, you didn’t have to come.”

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2021, 01:34:21 pm »
Going to be interesting Will he have a Covid Funeral limited to 25 or will it be a Storey Type Funeral with men inn black walking with the hearse ?

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2021, 01:37:48 pm »
He was very funny at times  but unintentionally so... The product of inbreeding he  was somewhat  retarded...
Explains his lack of pc correctness which was refreshing because he was forgiven because of his age and position and for that reason yu can't be too harsh on him in my book.... In fact i had a  fondness for the poor owl cnut his racism was honest an he was a primitive nazi.....
I think it was him who asked the Harry's mot wud  she make sure that the sprog wasn't brown wen she cooked it in the oven as it be a bit. Of embarrassissment ....
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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2021, 01:41:49 pm »
Have the Brits got Hotel Concentration Camps if so can they get him in the Clay before Harry gets out of the Ritz Goulag ?

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2021, 01:46:10 pm »
Dear Leader...in waiting.

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2021, 02:11:24 pm »
Will Harry and Megan be welcome at funeral

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2021, 02:14:59 pm »
Have the Brits got Hotel Concentration Camps if so can they get him in the Clay before Harry gets out of the Ritz Goulag ?

I'll tell yu watll happen to poor owl Harry Johnny..... Harry has burned his bridges.... Its clear his mot is borderline personality disordered...even her own da doesn't talk to her . That is.... She'll. Make a career out of "im a victim" .
Combined wit the fact she's an afro American an feeding off the whole blm ' I'm a victim'  industry..... She's onto a very lucrative career in America.... But poor owl Harry doesn't see the divorce coming very soon atall atall..... Hé doesn't realise that he's been used an just a pawn in a psychos life....... Heel bé stranded in America..... Hé won't starve but heel become a figure of hate an will head back home to briny wit his tail between his legs wondering how the fuk it all went so terribly wrong an how he was so stupit
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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2021, 03:53:25 pm »
Billy Connolly told a great story about a time he went for dinner in a castle with a loada toffs.

Part 1
Billy Connolly ~ Chritmas Dinner part1/2


Part 2
Billy Connolly ~ Chritmas Dinner part2/2

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2021, 06:33:40 pm »

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it." (Prince phillip at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting). 

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Re: Phil the Power
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2021, 07:45:52 pm »

"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Chinese will eat it." (Prince phillip at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting).
How prescient. 8)

 


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