Some Good News

[Rat Catcher]

Mrs Brown’s Boys shows cancelled by Brendan O'Carroll this summer

The show creator and show released a statement: “We had hoped to be putting our rescheduled 2020 shows on in 2021 but as time has gone on we can see that is not going to happen"

Read on:

https://www.rsvplive.ie/news/celebs/mrs-browns-boys-shows-cancelled-23988788

[markmiwurdz]

Can't believe we're going to miss out on the same joke for the last 25 years being trotted out again,I'm reminded when some hack a few years back went to see one of the live shows he commented in his review "Laugh?,I thought I'd never start"...

[Shallowhal]

I'll admit i did like him years ago...90's....when Gerry Browne and his band were part of the show and playing in pubs,yeah...it was crude but it was funny but when you know what the punchline is it's time to create new material which he never did,when he became Gaybos BFF and moved to bigger venues attracting a more middle to upper-class audience and then the bucks started rolling in it was a case of if it's not broke,don't fix it......Gerry and the band got pushed or jumped....don't really know but the current format hasn't changed since he became a regular on The Late Late all those years ago.

[silverbullet]

Maybe the kids won't have to inhale nitrous oxide to watch him anymore.

[markmiwurdz]

I'll admit i did like him years ago...90's....when Gerry Browne and his band were part of the show and playing in pubs,yeah...it was crude but it was funny but when you know what the punchline is it's time to create new material which he never did,when he became Gaybos BFF and moved to bigger venues attracting a more middle to upper-class audience and then the bucks started rolling in it was a case of if it's not broke,don't fix it......Gerry and the band got pushed or jumped....don't really know but the current format hasn't changed since he became a regular on The Late Late all those years ago.

Ditto,it was funny back then but just listening to BOC and his extended family cursing wearing a stupid costume is not funny enough any more.

[Shallowhal]

I remember one night in The Fingal(Glasnevin Ave)....two burds come up the stairs in the middle of the act.....BOC.....says....."did yis leave Cinderella at home?"......the two of them barrel into the jacks and he follows them in..mic in hand...fukin screams out of them.....two of them barrel back out and down the stairs.....and gonzo!!

[Belker]

I remember one night in The Fingal(Glasnevin Ave)....two burds come up the stairs in the middle of the act.....BOC.....says....."did yis leave Cinderella at home?"......the two of them barrel into the jacks and he follows them in..mic in hand...fukin screams out of them.....two of them barrel back out and down the stairs.....and gonzo!!

That's a cracker of a one-liner tbf !! 

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

i was reading about him there recently.
he owned a gargler in finglas and the bidness partner effed off with all the dosh one day and resurfaced a couple years later.
turns out the bidness partner was a bandit who was riddled with a bad dose of AIDS and he wanted to just live it up.
carroll turned up to confront your man at your man's aulwan's gaff and be found out that he'd topped himself the day before.
dreadful carry on.

[silverbullet]

I remember one night in The Fingal(Glasnevin Ave)....two burds come up the stairs in the middle of the act.....BOC.....says....."did yis leave Cinderella at home?"......the two of them barrel into the jacks and he follows them in..mic in hand...fukin screams out of them.....two of them barrel back out and down the stairs.....and gonzo!!

Shooting fish in a barrel there, Finglas and ugly sisters...

[silverbullet]

i was reading about him there recently.
he owned a gargler in finglas and the bidness partner effed off with all the dosh one day and resurfaced a couple years later.
turns out the bidness partner was a bandit who was riddled with a bad dose of AIDS and he wanted to just live it up.
carroll turned up to confront your man at your man's aulwan's gaff and be found out that he'd topped himself the day before.
dreadful carry on.

Did he leave an I.O.U instead of a suicide note?

From someone who was actually funny:

I went round to my friend, Ted's house , and asked his wife if I could speak to him .

His wife said " I'm sorry , Ted died at 3 o' clock this morning " and she burst into tears

I said " Before he died did he mention anything about a tin of paint ? "

Tommy Cooper.

[Cool Boola]

 

[Cool Boola]

Frankie Carson.....


My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."

[stonethecrows]

Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.

[stonethecrows]

Woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale clitoris licking frog' .

She goes in and the shopkeeper say's 'Bonjour madame'.

[stonethecrows]

It's important to keep fit as you get older, my granny started walking 5 kilometres a day when she was 60.

Today she's 97 and we don't know where the fcuk she is!