Hey Doc whats the Diagnosis

[john m]

Crazy World
 I had an appointment with the Doctor on Friday @12.00 I arrived @ 11.50 in the reception Im the only person in the waiting room  .Doctor walks out asks what am I doing there ?I say I have an appointment for 12.00 he says "Ah John that was a telephone appointment "I say. Sure Im here now what did you want to tell me have you my blood test results ?He says I have but you will need to go home so I can ring you and tell you as I have you booked in for a telephone appointment only .And he is charging me 60 Euro .

[Cool Boola]

I made a appointment to see a new quack.
The last one tried to
overdose me. Anyways I needed to get a Doctor who is on the free doctor visit card list. I make sure that he was seeing patients in the flesh. All the patients looked like they had the over 70 visit card. I had to pay 60 escudos cos I am still a young lad for a while more....Your health is your wealth.   

[Tony]

Crazy World
 I had an appointment with the Doctor on Friday @12.00 I arrived @ 11.50 in the reception Im the only person in the waiting room  .Doctor walks out asks what am I doing there ?I say I have an appointment for 12.00 he says "Ah John that was a telephone appointment "I say. Sure Im here now what did you want to tell me have you my blood test results ?He says I have but you will need to go home so I can ring you and tell you as I have you booked in for a telephone appointment only .And he is charging me 60 Euro .

Id send the quack a €60 invoice for the pleasure of you visiting him

[john m]

Your asking this fella to look after you and he lacks the common sence to see you are there in front of him but he still wants to ring you to tell you your results .I got the results all ok but I doubt he will be getting his coin .I would of paid the receptionist as I was leaving if he had of given me the results in person .

[Octavia1]

Your asking this fella to look after you and he lacks the common sence to see you are there in front of him but he still wants to ring you to tell you your results .I got the results all ok but I doubt he will be getting his coin .I would of paid the receptionist as I was leaving if he had of given me the results in person .

Johnny he sounds like a wimp.....
 My dochar seen mé few weeks ago in person........ Go to a new doctor yer man is acting the bollix.... Hé shud Of been well vaccinated by now anyway..... And as a matter of course he shud be monitoring yur blood pressure, heart an looking at yur overall condition as a matter routine.....
...... Mé dóc has his own ecg app.... Wudnld yu believe that?
Yu stick yur fingers on to metal electricity tingys..... And he can tell if yur heart is full of lard or if it's like a bilge pump..... Amazing technology.....
Anyway dump that cnut

[john m]

I was in Occi a few weeks earlier for an MOT I was getting the results got a letter to say I had an appointment but I didnt know he was only doing Phone appointments .I dont mind him ringing with results but common fucking sense would of said I was already in the Surgery so why not tell me there and then .He probobly forgot I pay the bill thought I was a medical card patient usually once you are rattling coin no problem getting an appointment .

[Belker]

Good to see ya got the All Clear John M. 

[Punter]

My Lads practice tried the same trick so I asked the receptionist how do I get my blood pressure and heart/lungs check on phone ?
Got to see him next day 70 yoyos !
Did you ever drive a Doc --the most miserable people I ever encountered--there was 38 quid on meter Monkstown to Dap --he said that was very expensive waited for his change and receipt !

[silverbullet]

Ring up and tell the receptionist you've no credit. Then when he rings you back you've got him. 

[Cool Boola]

Have you tried it............................................yet

[Rat Catcher]

Mad.