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NORTH SIDE DUBLIN LEAVING CERT *(includes vast areas of South Dublin not on the Dort Line)
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE NORTHSIDE OF DUBLIN


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SOUTH SIDE LEAVING CERT* (includes Clontorf, Malahoid and Hewth)
MATHS TEST FOR SECONDARY SCHOOLS IN THE SOUTHSIDE OF DUBLIN
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[silverbullet]

Just like Coolock Tech (Or Colaiste Dhulaigh as it is rebranded).

A Math Teacher Quizzed His Students About Coke and Drug Dealers
"You take 600 mg of cocaine. Your body filters out 40 percent per hour. How high are you in three hours?"
Drew Schwartz
By Drew Schwartz
BROOKLYN, US


Ninth graders are an unruly bunch, more prone to playing Candy Crush than actually paying attention in class. So in an apparent attempt to get a roomful of freshmen students' attention, one teacher in Illinois hit them with a set of math problems he hoped might finally pique their interest in algebra.

"You take 600 mg of cocaine," he scribbled on the board. "Your body filters out 40 percent per hour. How high are you in three hours?"



The impromptu lesson even included some real-world financial planning, teaching the kids how to factor in interest if they need their dealer to front them a sack.

"Unfortunately, you can't pay your dealer, so she sets up a payment," the teacher wrote. "You owe her $1,000 at 25 percent daily. How much do you owe one year later?"

According to KMOV, parents of students at Roxana Senior High School were a little concerned when they found out their kids were getting quizzed about a schedule II narcotic in class.

"We don't need to be teaching children how long it takes to filter cocaine out of their bodies. That is ridiculous," parent Christy Scott told KMOV. "We should be preventing this and not teaching them how to get rid of it."

The school sent out a letter apologizing for Wednesday's lesson plan, and promised that it was "taking the necessary measures to ensure that the damage is repaired."

"Unfortunately, unacceptable examples were used in a high school math class causing some parent and student distress," the school wrote in a statement. "The faculty member has apologized to students and parents for this lapse in judgment and has reiterated the intent was never to promote or make light of illicit drug use."

But considering that today's teens don't really party like they used to, some parents figured that the lesson plan wasn't really all that bad.

"The teacher sent out an email explaining that some of the kids were in la la land, so he used an example that would grab their attention," one parent wrote on Facebook. "His example didn’t glorify, promote, or condone cocaine use. I wish some parents cared more about their kids learning math (arguably the most important subject taught in school) than finding new ways to be offended."



It's not entirely clear whether or not the teacher will be fired for his creative lecture. But when you think about some of the wildly inappropriate shit teachers have done in class, Wednesday's ordeal doesn't seem all that bad. It's not like the guy was openly doing coke in front of his students in class or anything.

[john m]

Silver that is truer than you think .Talk in Tallaght is dealers are charging daily interest on lay ons .

[silverbullet]

Tyrrelstown ship HIGH School:

Teacher hands out 'racist' maths quiz featuring questions on 'pimps and drug dealers called Leroy and Tyrone'
One of the questions introduced 'Tyrone' and asked for the 'exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up'


JoAnne Bolser, teacher at Burns Middle School in Mobile, Alabama who presented school children with a maths test featuring questions on guns, drugs and prostitution





Joanne Bolser, who is set to retire this year, is accused of telling students to complete the exam which featured questions on 'hos turning tricks', 'drive-by shootings' and a drug dealer who 'sells an 8 ball'.

But shocked parents of Year 9 students, aged between 13 and 14, from Burns Middle School in Mobile, Alabama, have called it 'unacceptable'.



Bolser has now been suspended with an investigation launched by the school.


The 'LA Math Proficiency Test' is understood to be a parody quiz posted on the internet.

One of the questions in the quiz refers to 'Tyrone' who 'knocked up four girls in the gang' and asks: 'There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?'

Another references a drug dealer named Leroy, who 'sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram'.


And one question explains that Dwayne 'pimps 3 ho's' and reads: 'If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit.'


The incident came to light after a mother, Erica Hall, was sent a picture of the test by her son on Friday.


She told WPMI NBC she “couldn’t believe" the photograph and added: “They took it as a joke, and she told them that it wasn't a joke, and they had to complete it, and turn it in.

“I was shocked because she's a strict teacher.”

Bolser will face a hearing and be able to appeal, but is understood to have been suspended just a day before the end of the school year.

City of Los Angeles - Math Test
A piece of humor about mathematical word problems, set in the context of an urban criminal environment.

THE AREA OF CRUMLIN— HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
 

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GANG: KINAHAN__________________

 

Johnny has an AK-47 with an 80-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800-per-day crack habit?
Jarone want to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a 4X4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs, 3 4X4s, how many Chevies will he have to steal to make $800?
Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the bitch that that spent his money?
If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
Thelma can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $325 per month rent goes up 15%, how many more children should she have to keep up with her expenses?
Salvador was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

[silverbullet]

Silver that is truer than you think .Talk in Tallaght is dealers are charging daily interest on lay ons .

When I was clubbing, green was a lay-on, everything else was cash upfront.

Now they give a dope an ounce, tell him to bulk it with say, Creatine, and the profits are his. Unfortunately, the dope tries his own supply and buys a duck-down jacket and e-bike and thinks he's Tony Montana.

[john m]

Silver I have never taken a drug of any sort .Friend of mine ODed day before my 21st and I owe it to his memory not to do the same .I have lost other friends to drugs or drug violence .I see whats out there its as common as daylight .Our economy is bankrupt ,its time to tax and control supply and quality .I would think more people have died in Ireland from Drug abuse that Covid Cough and we havent spent .0001% of the money we spent on Covid Cough on drugs treatment or education .

[silverbullet]

Silver I have never taken a drug of any sort .Friend of mine ODed day before my 21st and I owe it to his memory not to do the same .I have lost other friends to drugs or drug violence .I see whats out there its as common as daylight .Our economy is bankrupt ,its time to tax and control supply and quality .I would think more people have died in Ireland from Drug abuse that Covid Cough and we havent spent .0001% of the money we spent on Covid Cough on drugs treatment or education .

Absolutely. Although they've no problem erecting monuments to the dead junkies outside the Bird Flanagan and Sean Mc Dermott St.

Do we have a monument to dead alcoholics? Apart from Behan sculptures that is.

[Bob Shillin]

Silver I have never taken a drug of any sort .Friend of mine ODed day before my 21st and I owe it to his memory not to do the same .I have lost other friends to drugs or drug violence .I see whats out there its as common as daylight .Our economy is bankrupt ,its time to tax and control supply and quality .I would think more people have died in Ireland from Drug abuse that Covid Cough and we havent spent .0001% of the money we spent on Covid Cough on drugs treatment or education .

Absolutely. Although they've no problem erecting monuments to the dead junkies outside the Bird Flanagan and Sean Mc Dermott St.

Do we have a monument to dead alcoholics? Apart from Behan sculptures that is.

The Matt Talbot Bridge?

[silverbullet]

Silver I have never taken a drug of any sort .Friend of mine ODed day before my 21st and I owe it to his memory not to do the same .I have lost other friends to drugs or drug violence .I see whats out there its as common as daylight .Our economy is bankrupt ,its time to tax and control supply and quality .I would think more people have died in Ireland from Drug abuse that Covid Cough and we havent spent .0001% of the money we spent on Covid Cough on drugs treatment or education .

Absolutely. Although they've no problem erecting monuments to the dead junkies outside the Bird Flanagan and Sean Mc Dermott St.

Do we have a monument to dead alcoholics? Apart from Behan sculptures that is.

The Matt Talbot Bridge?

Good one.

Was Butt bridge to honour Oscar Wilde?