An acquaintance of mine misplaced his mask while socialising up above in Dublin. When he hailoed a Free Now he rang the driver - unusually white, Irish by accident of birth - and mentioned that he lost his mask while explaining where he wanted collecting from. No bodder says your man, I've one you can borrow to keep us legal and all.... When he was getting out the driver says ah he'ar givus that mask back bud, it's me last one.... Ya couldn't make it up!