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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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mother of jaysus
« on: July 12, 2021, 06:56:31 pm »
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2021, 07:13:21 pm »
Imagine havin to listen to that accent.....straight back on the market....5k in the phoca......what year is his heap?.....sell it for cash only!!
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2021, 07:15:33 pm »
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2021, 07:21:22 pm »
Yeah, I was thinking the same - where's the wife and kid!
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2021, 07:29:24 pm »
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Offline Dr. Martin Gooter Bling

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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2021, 07:35:52 pm »
get the box room ready momma.
your big boy is coming home.
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2021, 09:51:55 pm »
 Sumtin going on....cud be a smart one  .maybe he's dun his calculations....bono reads the headline an bill Gates an all the millionaire an they buy million worth raffle tickets cause its a good cause an they feel sorry ( an guilty for bean rich ) for the poor cnut an he's worked out that he has an unlimited number of tickets an if he doesn't sell enough to buy 40   ape jump starters an have made a half million on top of it that he pockets .......he says he didn't sell enough tickets an back's out of it but doesn't give them all ther money back cause he forgot but nobody wants ther 20 euro back cause he tried an he deserves to keep few Bob for bean nice ..........
Either way  it's a scam ............

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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2021, 09:54:48 pm »
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2021, 10:00:46 pm »
So he collects 550 k if all the tickets sell,spends 50 k on defibrillators and gives away a car and cash worth say 20k.
470k clear on a house worth 230k.
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2021, 10:12:22 pm »
Quote from: vandriver on July 12, 2021, 10:00:46 pm
So he collects 550 k if all the tickets sell,spends 50 k on defibrillators and gives away a car and cash worth say 20k.
470k clear on a house worth 230k.

Yea that sounds like it van .....after bit research ( wikipedia) a jump starter costs between 1000 -2500 euro so he says he's going" buy 40"  .......I tink so that's at most 100k so why doesn't he buy 100 them an still have money left over ....? As his house is worth 250k or sumtin ......why doseny just sell the house an buy 100 them ......
I think we need Ken on to this to do the maths him bein a bookie
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2021, 10:42:18 pm »
He wont sell the tickets ?
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Offline Shallowhal

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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2021, 01:34:53 am »
Probably like yer man who won the lotto in the UK....didn't tell his missus but she became suspicious when he asked her to wash all his clothes.....he's deffo up to something.
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Re: mother of jaysus
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2021, 10:23:05 am »
Putting them in GAA clubs, run by one of the wealthiest organisations in the country?
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