Too hot to sleep ?

[Belker]

Open yer windows.


Gas thing is , in a few weeks we'll be complaining about the cold,the wind and rain.

In my lifetime I will never ever complain about the cold again !!

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

i'm incapable of giving directions.
i've made a right cunt of meself over the years with foreigners askin me for directions.
a cunt in a taxi pulled alongside me one night looking for a place that i knew well but i could'nt explain it.
it was like a two ronnie's sketch.
the correct thing is just tell them to folly your car.

[Tony]

https://www.dyson.ie/fans-and-heaters/dyson-hot-cool/dyson-hot-cool-overview

[john m]

Have you tried Smirnoff Sleeping Fluid .half fill a pint glass with fluid add coke and ice repeat until you drift off to sleep .

[Belker]

https://www.dyson.ie/fans-and-heaters/dyson-hot-cool/dyson-hot-cool-overview

Good to see your still with us El Tonio, I reckoned that when you were missing that you had a chungwan on de go in de boot !

[Belker]

Have you tried Smirnoff Sleeping Fluid .half fill a pint glass with fluid add coke and ice repeat until you drift off to sleep .

Naw ! It does not work.
It's just too damn Fookin hot !!

[markmiwurdz]

Ken :That was very nice of you

John: 

[Rat Catcher]

i'm incapable of giving directions.
i've made a right cunt of meself over the years with foreigners askin me for directions.

If they're asking it's 'cos they don't know so it doesn't matter where you send them... Like all them bars/restaurants up above in Dublin that are just through there where it's all pedesdrianised.

[Belker]

I take back what I said about the Chillmax Air being just OK yesterday.



It's by night (or sleep time) that it is absolutely fantastic, last night I put it on a chair at the end/side of the bed and had a great sleep with it mildly blowing cool (not dry) air over me on the medium (2) setting, as fer the noise level, you would want to be listening to hear it.

As fer it dripping water, the only water drips were from me clumbsily filling the water tray.
As fer the ice in the water tray, I tried that, didn't make much difference, but seemingly it is important to use cold refridgarated water.

Fer 50 notes, I would highly recommend it.

[Rat Catcher]

How muich water does it use... and does it need a refill during the night and, if so, could you kill two birds with one penis so to speak?

Have you tried taking a short walk on the beach and going home for a wank?

[Shallowhal]

Ken doesn't play with hisself...he's got an app for that!!

[Horse]

I take back what I said about the Chillmax Air being just OK yesterday.



It's by night (or sleep time) that it is absolutely fantastic, last night I put it on a chair at the end/side of the bed and had a great sleep with it mildly blowing cool (not dry) air over me on the medium (2) setting, as fer the noise level, you would want to be listening to hear it.

As fer it dripping water, the only water drips were from me clumbsily filling the water tray.
As fer the ice in the water tray, I tried that, didn't make much difference, but seemingly it is important to use cold refridgarated water.

Fer 50 notes, I would highly recommend it.

Where did you get that Ken? My missus went fan hunting today. B&Q, woodies,  D.I.D. electrical, power city and argos. Not one of them had a single fan left except for the really expensive ones at 500 or so.

[Belker]

I got mine in Woodies but seemingly sold out now. Homestore still have them in stock in Blancardstown fer 35 notes.
It is a mini fan Horse as in it aint gonna cool a room down.

[Horse]

It's only for the bed room Ken as it's always steaming in there eh. Would it not cool down a room if you left the windows and door closed?

[Belker]

How muich water does it use... and does it need a refill during the night and, if so, could you kill two birds with one penis so to speak?

Have you tried taking a short walk on the beach and going home for a wank?

The water tray holds about 60ml or just over half a liter bottle, with a full fill it lasts about 8 hours (not 10 as the manufacturer suggested).
As fer the short walks, the old pegs aren't the best hence I seldom walk.
As fer wanking, that does help with sleep as after ejaculation the body releases an enzyme that helps you to sleep.