Too hot to sleep ?

[Belker]

It's only for the bed room Ken as it's always steaming in there eh. Would it not cool down a room if you left the windows and door closed?

It does a fine job in the bedroom, you won't even need it on the max (3) setting.

[Horse]

Cheers Ken.

[Horse]

Had a look there Ken, no joy, sold out. The misses just informed me she's ordered 2 oscillating fans from the Internet.  I tried explaining that that's only gonna move hot air around. What we need is one of kens bad boy air con units!

[Bob Shillin]

How muich water does it use... and does it need a refill during the night and, if so, could you kill two birds with one penis so to speak?

Have you tried taking a short walk on the beach and going home for a wank?

The water tray holds about 60ml or just over half a liter bottle, with a full fill it lasts about 8 hours (not 10 as the manufacturer suggested).
As fer the short walks, the old pegs aren't the best hence I seldom walk.
As fer wanking, that does help with sleep as after ejaculation the body releases an enzyme that helps you to sleep.

"Le petit mort" as the French say.

[Belker]

Had a look there Ken, no joy, sold out. The misses just informed me she's ordered 2 oscillating fans from the Internet.  I tried explaining that that's only gonna move hot air around. What we need is one of kens bad boy air con units!

Hardly a 'Bad Boy' unit, but it will keep you cool if'n your just watching the telly or sleeping.

[Horse]

If it keeps the room cool it most definitely is a bad boy unit Ken. Pity I can't get one though.

[Belker]

I booked my one on Sunday morning fer Click and Collect as I reckoned they would sell out soon.

Ya see us Ambassadors do be always be thinking a step ahead of the regular Plebs !

[Rat Catcher]

You weren't wrong.

[Horse]

I booked my one on Sunday morning fer Click and Collect as I reckoned they would sell out soon.

Ya see us Ambassadors do be always be thinking a step ahead of the regular Plebs !

And always throwing snide remarks at the ordinary man but get offended when ordinary man retorts.

[john m]

Ken Tuesday Fortnight you will be loading that fan up wit Zip firelighters trying to warm up your bunker .

[silverbullet]

How muich water does it use... and does it need a refill during the night and, if so, could you kill two birds with one penis so to speak?

Have you tried taking a short walk on the beach and going home for a wank?

The water tray holds about 60ml or just over half a liter bottle, with a full fill it lasts about 8 hours (not 10 as the manufacturer suggested).
As fer the short walks, the old pegs aren't the best hence I seldom walk.
As fer wanking, that does help with sleep as after ejaculation the body releases an enzyme that helps you to sleep.

Only if you swallow it.

[Belker]

Ken Tuesday Fortnight you will be loading that fan up wit Zip firelighters trying to warm up your bunker .

I would agree John M probably even sooner than Tuesday week, but the little yoke even if it was to break today was more than worth the Nifty.

Apologies to all fer posting on an item that is currently sold out, but it was available when I started this topic last Sunday morning.

[Belker]

You weren't wrong.

I think I bought meself a birra luck by looking after the old fella outside Woodies on Monday morning.

[Belker]

I take back what I said about the Chillmax Air being just OK yesterday.



It's by night (or sleep time) that it is absolutely fantastic, last night I put it on a chair at the end/side of the bed and had a great sleep with it mildly blowing cool (not dry) air over me on the medium (2) setting, as fer the noise level, you would want to be listening to hear it.

As fer it dripping water, the only water drips were from me clumbsily filling the water tray.
As fer the ice in the water tray, I tried that, didn't make much difference, but seemingly it is important to use cold refridgarated water.

Fer 50 notes, I would highly recommend it.

To add, this little yoke was brilliant over the last week during the heatwave.
I would recommend to get one and plank it fer the next heatwave.

[Shallowhal]

I started taking viagra last week.....kept the sheets off me!!.......BOOM!!