New Pub gargling rules.

[markmiwurdz]

He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz 

Your wingman is back Octy..

[Belker]

Ar ais aris, ta failte romhat Sean.

I'll go along with that !
Fáilte ar ais John M.

[mercenary for hire]

Fuk off Erm ya whinging bastard...

Yis can translate that into any language ya like..

[Belker]

Fuk off Erm ya whinging bastard...

Yis can translate that into any language ya like..

Pot, Kettle, Black !! 

[mercenary for hire]

For the first time in weeks I've started to scroll again.Nothing lasts forever.

[Octavia1]

He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz 

Your wingman is back Octy..

I'm lookin forward to the annual taxi drivers mensa clubs Christmas conundrum question  competition marko ......now I'll have a worthy adversary...
Where I use me vast scientific education an  knowledge to win yet again .....an Johnny comes 2nd on intuition an workin man's common sense an above average IQ  ....an horse youtubes blue Peter lookin for answers an doodles on the back of the beano ...

[John m]

@ Octo as a member of the aforementioned Fellowship .Have you applied for your medical card yet ?based on last years earnings you will get a Doctor visit card .You could go see him about your strange Secadian Rhythm based sleep pattern .

[Shallowhal]

If octy just had a wank his Secadian(sic) Rhythm would be grand!!

[Octavia1]

Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
  

[silverbullet]

He's back,he's back,he's back with a bang,the undisputed king of mattressy land!!

Thank fuk
 ......place wasn't the same without ya Johnny.....
All the bullies wer talkin shite bout taxis ...borin as fuk ....welcome back ..the sunshine has emerged from the clouds of commoner garden monotonous gobbledegook shop talk ....me happiness insanity index is gone to 10 again .....
I was only readin the gick on here since yu wer gone to put meself to sleep for me naps .........that ...yawn ....ehh reminds me ...zzzzzz 

I'm surprised Ermy didn't start his own page.

[markmiwurdz]

Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
 

Think your vast wealth would preclude you from a medical card in the means test....

[Octavia1]

Interesting ....medical card  ... can we get that now ?
.yea I mite apply but me health  is grand  .......me head is banjaxed tho for yers now  ....hard to prove sometimes ....the last time I was in the looney bin for a rest ( an the opportunities to meet mad owlones cause nice girls are borin  )  the black doctor told me there was nuttin  they cud do for me anymore ......so I told him to use sun cream next time an packed up me bag of marbles an said goodbye to yo yo knickers an hand shandy mandy  ......I just call her philis on account of she lost an eye from the untreated syphilis ...poor cnut

Lovely birds .....
Very sleepy weather isn't it ?
 

Think your vast wealth would preclude you from a medical card in the means test....

I wish marko ....I wish .....

[John m]

Use your tax return from last year I think the cut off point for a Doctor only medical card is about 270 a week .

[Octavia1]

Use your tax return from last year I think the cut off point for a Doctor only medical card is about 270 a week .

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