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Offline John m

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2022 predict
« on: December 31, 2021, 06:25:27 pm »
1.Joe Biden is dead .Killed or dies .(looks like he is bolloxed and dosent move fast enough to get out of the way of a bullett)

2.America goes to war .with ,China or Russia or Iran most likely Iran .(Cunts just looking for somebody to fight brought all their troops home from Iraq and Afganistan because they will be sending them somewhere else )

3.No Paddys Day Parade .(No barriers booked from the man who hires casual labour )

4.Luis Hamilton dosent race again .(Cunts robbed him last time unless he is certain he can win he wont play )

5.Covid will be replaced by Plague again coming from Asia .(If there are hundreds of thousands buried in mass graves in China or other Asian Countries if anything seeps into the water we might be fucked again )

6.Irish TD accused of spying .(Just look at what we have elected )

7.Ryanair plane to crash .(Lot of planes parked up for a long time as they are the biggest they are the most likely to have an accident )

8.FIFA world cup final not to be held in Qatar .(Terrorism ,Heat or Protest by Players )

The Good News PUP will be paid in some form until April .


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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2021, 08:48:15 pm »
Ryan turbidity is sacked   an replaced by a fat transgender  owlone from Nigeria called davinia equality Goodluck..... O0

Next Christmas all the santi,s will be required by law to be black  ::)

Bitcoin will dip to €25000 by mid February then will skyrocket to €100, 000 by the end of summer  ...in May jasmy will be the biggest selling crypto in Japan an a household name worldwide  an be 5 -10;$ each ..... ;D

Johnny buys octavia a telly  for makin him rich  an octavia buys Johnny a bullseye speed boat that gets fuked out the back garden wit all the gym equipment .... ::sleep

Ratt  fits a door to his shed  ....around October.  :-[

Tony wins housewives choice  best looking trucker  of the yer competition an gets his own calander .........before bean disgraced For importing Uzbekistanian goat hearders for freenow  in the back of his lorry  C:-)

Freenows raffle car ends up bean melted by the knackers... :-X.

Ken and Horse move in together and get married  ::fight



















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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2021, 08:52:02 pm »
 rofl rofl
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Offline Shallow Hal

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2021, 09:46:47 pm »
Octy wins the Epstein/Maxwell award for being God's gift to needy wimmin.
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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2021, 11:46:03 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on December 31, 2021, 09:46:47 pm
Octy wins the Epstein/Maxwell award for being God's gift to needy wimmin.

Desperate hal  desperate .....needy is a horse of a different colour ......

Anyway ...this yer we had a black miss ireland  , a Chinese lord mayor, a midget for president,  a Willie munching Indian for  teeshock , an a farmer an a cabbage in charge of the country ....
For 2022 .....as Johnny says ....." GET A GUN "


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Offline Taxi driver42

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2022, 10:24:44 am »
Next Christmas there be another lockdown
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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2022, 10:31:26 am »
Quote from: Taxi driver42 on January 01, 2022, 10:24:44 am
Next Christmas there be another lockdown


If the septic tanks go to war again there might not be another Christmas.. :o :o ::) ::) ::)
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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2022, 11:11:57 am »
Quote from: Octavia1 on December 31, 2021, 08:48:15 pm
Ryan turbidity is sacked   an replaced by a fat transgender  owlone from Nigeria called davinia equality Goodluck..... O0

Next Christmas all the santi,s will be required by law to be black  ::)

Bitcoin will dip to €25000 by mid February then will skyrocket to €100, 000 by the end of summer  ...in May jasmy will be the biggest selling crypto in Japan an a household name worldwide  an be 5 -10;$ each ..... ;D

Johnny buys octavia a telly  for makin him rich  an octavia buys Johnny a bullseye speed boat that gets fuked out the back garden wit all the gym equipment .... ::sleep

Ratt  fits a door to his shed  ....around October.  :-[

Tony wins housewives choice  best looking trucker  of the yer competition an gets his own calander .........before bean disgraced For importing Uzbekistanian goat hearders for freenow  in the back of his lorry  C:-)

Freenows raffle car ends up bean melted by the knackers... :-X.

Ken and Horse move in together and get married  ::fight



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Offline Jack Meoff

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2022, 12:57:33 pm »
I predict John is going to get a free leccie car.
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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2022, 06:35:38 pm »
An IRA council member is made Taoiseach.

Doc Bling declares all predictions a loada bollocks.

Tutu died two early to die in '22.

RC sheds...a few pounds, then pounds a few sheds.

Coola boola gets the annual painting contract for the Beckett bridge, it will be known as his "White period"

Pubs will open late, clubs later in line with Europe and the 21st century.

Watty is declared a goodwill ambassador for China.

Mytaxi 007 challenges the Murdoch empire for market dominance.

Hal turns down the role of Bond...again.

Ireland twinned with Pakistan.

Organ Ireland cast adrift into the north Atlantic, and rightly so.

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Offline Mytaxi007

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2022, 06:07:08 pm »
Lol very good rubber
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Offline Rat Catcher

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2022, 12:34:04 pm »
The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2022, 07:44:42 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 03, 2022, 12:34:04 pm
The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
Will ye be having a topping out ceremony?
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Offline Belker

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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2022, 01:16:57 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 03, 2022, 12:34:04 pm
The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
A cat-flap on a shed might not be the greatest idea ever !
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Re: 2022 predict
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2022, 05:37:10 pm »
Quote from: Belker on January 04, 2022, 01:16:57 pm
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 03, 2022, 12:34:04 pm
The shed has a door, complete with a cat flap. Just a bit of eves filling and painting left now... I'd say it could be deemed finished by the end of summer!
A cat-flap on a shed might not be the greatest idea ever !
Or two piss-flaps on a brazzer.
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