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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: No way
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2022, 05:52:43 pm »
Quote from: Cool Boola on January 20, 2022, 03:06:36 pm
Could somebody tell me, where I could find someone who can explain the jokes put up on here? ::fds

What jokes??  ??? ??? ???
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Offline Shallow Hal

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Re: No way
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2022, 06:50:11 pm »
We're a serious bunch around here....well apart from the chuckle brothers!!
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Re: No way
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2022, 06:52:26 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on January 20, 2022, 06:50:11 pm
We're a serious bunch around here....well apart from the chuckle brothers!!

Who's them?
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Re: No way
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2022, 07:03:42 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on January 20, 2022, 06:52:26 pm
Quote from: Shallow Hal on January 20, 2022, 06:50:11 pm
We're a serious bunch around here....well apart from the chuckle brothers!!

Who's them?

Look in the mirror!!
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Re: No way
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2022, 08:13:49 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on January 20, 2022, 07:03:42 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on January 20, 2022, 06:52:26 pm
Quote from: Shallow Hal on January 20, 2022, 06:50:11 pm
We're a serious bunch around here....well apart from the chuckle brothers!!

Who's them?

Look in the mirror!!

Who's the other one ? 
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Offline markmiwurdz

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Re: No way
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2022, 08:41:05 pm »
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Re: No way
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2022, 08:57:49 pm »
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Re: No way
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2022, 08:59:26 pm »
Hal ...hav ya no gutters left to clean or skirtin to paint ? ...gettin all knarky
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Re: No way
« Reply #38 on: January 21, 2022, 03:53:38 pm »
Quote from: Rat Catcher on January 20, 2022, 02:24:08 pm
Do you wash the house windows often?
Never. It's a pane.
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Offline Shallow Hal

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Re: No way
« Reply #39 on: January 21, 2022, 07:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on January 20, 2022, 08:59:26 pm
Hal ...hav ya no gutters left to clean or skirtin to paint ? ...gettin all knarky

Ah,there's a bit of a stretch in the evenings now and given that I work from 7am and at home by 3pm(Mon-Fri) the gutters will get a doin one of these days to be sure,the skirting is grand btw...thanks for asking,
The missus is 52 today and I have a dirty weekend planned....which will coincide nicely with the reopening tomorrow,she can ply me with alcohol and I might pull the shantoos out of her!!
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Re: No way
« Reply #40 on: January 21, 2022, 07:21:21 pm »
Octy and Ken the chuckle brothers  rofl  Excellent way to describe you's two  rofl
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Re: No way
« Reply #41 on: January 21, 2022, 07:56:20 pm »
Ha ha ..havin a chuckle here…Hal is havin a dirty weekend…working in the garden…
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Re: No way
« Reply #42 on: January 21, 2022, 08:00:16 pm »
Quote from: Cool Boola on January 21, 2022, 07:56:20 pm
Ha ha ..havin a chuckle here…Hal is havin a dirty weekend…working in the garden…

I hope that's a euphemism Cools? lol
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Re: No way
« Reply #43 on: February 11, 2022, 02:00:12 pm »
Someone at the very top is listening to BS:

Garda Checkpoints: Changes to new cars from July could prevent drivers from being fined

Then it will sound a warning and automatically slow the vehicle down if it is exceeding the detected limit

BySophie Collins
19:03, 7 FEB 2022
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A particular manufacturer update coming to new vehicles in 2022 will prevent thousands of owners from being handed speeding fines in Ireland.

A new agreement among the European Commission will see newly built cars fitted with a speed limiter from July this year.

The system, known as Intelligent Speed Assistance, is one of the many safety measures to become mandatory in European vehicles.

It will use GPS data and sign recognition cameras built into the car to detect speed limits wherever you may be.

Then it will sound a warning and automatically slow the vehicle down if it is exceeding the detected limit.

However, it is understood that drivers will be able to override the device by continuing to press on the accelerator, which some officials have said is a necessary feature for safety.

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https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/garda-checkpoints-changes-new-cars-26164612
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Re: No way
« Reply #44 on: February 11, 2022, 03:18:45 pm »
I'm glad that we are in the EU. Does GoSafe cost more than it brings in? If so, the state would be on a winner, and drivers would become unconsiously more aware of their  as time goes on.
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