a yungwan blew chunks in my car last thursday all over the rear left seat. it was like a carton of gooey custard blew up. fuckin horrendous peggy. no biggy. i've wunna them mask yokes in the glovebox and i've all the bollocks in the boot to clean it up. problem is i can't get the fuckin smell outta the car. boiling water and bleach on the carpet. a new mat monro. a tub of wipes all over the car. a whole car deodiser bomb on the floor where it happenned. constantly spraying air freshener and the car is still banging. i can't pin down where the smell is coming from. she hit the door and i think it went all down the winda in to the interior panel of the door. it's unbelievable. you know that rotten smell that parmesan cheese has. like that but even more sour and vile. i think for the first time after a puker i'll havta get the fuckin car professionally valeted by the albanians in darndale. they'll be sayin look at the rich man comin in here. does'nt wanna get his fingers dirty. we havta do his dirty work. fuckin baldy head on the cunt like your man from the crystal maze. WILL YE START THE FANS PLEASE they'll say when i get outta the car. no charge, no charge they'll be sayin but don't ever come back here again ye cuntcha.
