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Offline John m

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Lads Away Day
« on: February 08, 2022, 06:10:00 pm »
See the TDs are on the Road again for Paddys Day .Visiting Columbia probably to discuss the increased price of Coke on Dublin Streets  and not one minister visiting China or Russia .Think we know what Cock our Government Gobbles .
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2022, 06:11:16 pm »
The following visits will take place as part of the St. Patrick's Day programme:

Taoiseach Micheál Martin - London, UK; Washington DC, USA
Tánaiste Leo Varadkar - Colombia; Chile
Minister Eamon Ryan - New York, USA
Minister Paschal Donohoe - The Netherlands; London, UK
Minister Michael McGrath - San Francisco, USA; Vancouver, Canada
Minister Catherine Martin - Argentina
Minister Darragh O’Brien - UAE (Expo)
Minister Simon Coveney - Minister on call/Engagements on island of Ireland
Minister Norma Foley - Boston, USA
Minister Heather Humphreys - No travel
Minister Roderic O’Gorman - New York, USA; Philadelphia, USA
Minister Simon Harris - France
Minister Helen McEntee - Savannah, USA
Minister Stephen Donnelly - Austin, USA
Minister Charlie McConalogue - Canada
Minister of State Jack Chambers - LA, USA
Minister of State Pippa Hackett - Greece
Minister of State Hildegarde Naughton - Australia; New Zealand
Minister of State Thomas Byrne - Italy
Minister of State Patrick O’Donovan - Chicago, USA
Minister of State Ossian Smyth - Spain; Portugal
Minister of State Josepha Madigan - Slovenia
Minister of State Martin Heydon - Lebanon
Minister of State Anne Rabbitte - Romania
Minister of State Colm Brophy - Mexico
Minister of State Joe O’Brien - Finland
Minister of State Peter Burke - Japan; South Korea
Minister of State Malcom Noonan - No travel
Minister of State Robert Troy - India
Minister of State Damien English - Sweden
Minister of State Mary Butler - Belgium
Minister of State Frank Feighan - Poland
Minister of State Niall Collins - Croatia
Minister of State Sean Fleming - North of England; Scotland, UK
Minister of State James Browne - Czech Republic
Attorney General Paul Gallagher - Washington DC, USA
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2022, 06:14:36 pm »
Brilliant this Poor bastard reckoned we were lazy cunts not shopping around for cheaper Gas and Electricity so got this reward ...Minister of State Sean Fleming - North of England; Scotland, UK
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2022, 06:19:38 pm »
Covney also getting some payback for fucking up the Zapone gig and the Party in his office ...Minister Simon Coveney - Minister on call/Engagements on island of Ireland
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2022, 06:58:07 pm »
Quote from: John m on February 08, 2022, 06:19:38 pm
Covney also getting some payback for fucking up the Zapone gig and the Party in his office ...Minister Simon Coveney - Minister on call/Engagements on island of Ireland

Malcolm Noone got No travel, what ever he did?
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2022, 07:06:08 pm »
Quote from: John m on February 08, 2022, 06:11:16 pm
The following visits will take place as part of the St. Patrick's Day programme:

Taoiseach Micheál Martin - London, UK; Washington DC, USA
Tánaiste Leo Varadkar - Colombia; Chile
Minister Eamon Ryan - New York, USA
Minister Paschal Donohoe - The Netherlands; London, UK
Minister Michael McGrath - San Francisco, USA; Vancouver, Canada
Minister Catherine Martin - Argentina
Minister Darragh O’Brien - UAE (Expo)
Minister Simon Coveney - Minister on call/Engagements on island of Ireland
Minister Norma Foley - Boston, USA
Minister Heather Humphreys - No travel
Minister Roderic O’Gorman - New York, USA; Philadelphia, USA
Minister Simon Harris - France
Minister Helen McEntee - Savannah, USA
Minister Stephen Donnelly - Austin, USA
Minister Charlie McConalogue - Canada
Minister of State Jack Chambers - LA, USA
Minister of State Pippa Hackett - Greece
Minister of State Hildegarde Naughton - Australia; New Zealand
Minister of State Thomas Byrne - Italy
Minister of State Patrick O’Donovan - Chicago, USA
Minister of State Ossian Smyth - Spain; Portugal
Minister of State Josepha Madigan - Slovenia
Minister of State Martin Heydon - Lebanon
Minister of State Anne Rabbitte - Romania
Minister of State Colm Brophy - Mexico
Minister of State Joe O’Brien - Finland
Minister of State Peter Burke - Japan; South Korea
Minister of State Malcom Noonan - No travel
Minister of State Robert Troy - India
Minister of State Damien English - Sweden
Minister of State Mary Butler - Belgium
Minister of State Frank Feighan - Poland
Minister of State Niall Collins - Croatia
Minister of State Sean Fleming - North of England; Scotland, UK
Minister of State James Browne - Czech Republic
Attorney General Paul Gallagher - Washington DC, USA
Anyone fancy a coup?
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2022, 07:26:54 pm »
Thought it was the lads headin to Cork so Ken can keep his Cork agoraphobia under control!!
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2022, 10:28:34 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on February 08, 2022, 07:26:54 pm
Thought it was the lads headin to Cork so Ken can keep his Cork agoraphobia under control!!
Imagine fearing leaving the BIGGEST county.
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2022, 10:39:39 pm »
Eamon Ryan the cunt polluting the planet by flying to the states hope his plane crashes.
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2022, 03:45:42 pm »
Quote from: Tarmac on February 09, 2022, 10:39:39 pm
Eamon Ryan the cunt polluting the planet by flying to the states hope his plane crashes.

Ah no...it's a new air powered aircraft designed by Trevor Sargent(three hail Mary's and an oul our father)....they just need to tap into sleepy Eamos head for the journey....fukin endless supply there!!!
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2022, 01:21:34 pm »
Yisser don't mind taking Eamonn's money for yisser new washing machines on wheels.
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2022, 03:16:19 pm »
I won’t be going anywhere near an electric car till we build a nuclear power plant or until they give me €30000 to downgrade my present vehicle.
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2022, 03:51:03 pm »
Quote from: Tarmac on February 11, 2022, 03:16:19 pm
I won’t be going anywhere near an electric car till we build a nuclear power plant or until they give me €30000 to downgrade my present vehicle.

If my car wasn't goin next year to the NTA's pile in the sky I'd be hanging on to it but I'll take their 20k(ifn they offer it)....the missus thought she was getting a free,well maintained, top o the range,high mileage Prius.....well,she might well yet!!
I agree with the nuclear bit,if we're serious about goin electric,wind and solar or wave ain't gonna provide the energy we need to meet the unrealistic targets for even 2030,we'll be buried financially by EU fines by then!!
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2022, 04:55:04 pm »
I'm gonna get a diesel generator to charge me leccy car in an emergency.
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Re: Lads Away Day
« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2022, 05:05:12 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on February 11, 2022, 03:51:03 pm

.the missus thought she was getting a free,well maintained, top o the range,high mileage Prius.....well,she might well yet!!

I think you can keep your old heap under the new rules but you only get half a grant (or something like that).  Could be a handy Valentine's gift for your missus.  Give her the spare wheel from the Prius and tell her she can have the rest of the car in a few months when you're finished with it  :P
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