« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: Holliers  (Read 2240 times)

Offline silverbullet

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 26702
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • You don't want to do it like that
Holliers
« on: May 10, 2022, 07:42:42 pm »
8)
Logged

Offline Cool Boola

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6287
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • B me
Re: Holliers
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2022, 08:38:54 pm »
He is not Idle?

Logged
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

Offline Octavia1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21626
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Re: Holliers
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm »
Quote from: silverbullet on May 10, 2022, 07:42:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWo1oqZTe4&t=688s 8)


For wat ? Yu get on an airplane sittin beside a load of cnuts yu don't know ....fartin, snorin , eatin shite micro meals made by Pakistani refugees ... yu get to the hotel an thers a load of fuking football  louts fukin tellys out of Windows ...then yu wake up bitten by mosquito an get sores all over yur legs ...then yu get burnt  an pull the skin off yur face in one piece ....then yu start gettin the shits from the  food an pukin yur ring up bleedin legs Tremblin wit some virus or bacteria yu got from the sandwich at the pool bar...You come back home even more bleedin depressed....an tired after bean stuck in an airport sleeping  on a steel bench an afraid to go for a piss in case yur seat come bed come new home because of the airport strike is gone .......
Naa fuk that ....its all a bleedin con .....if yu want to get sick an ripped off ...go to temple bar for a nite an that'll turn yu off bein a tourist ...its the fukin same all over the world ....
I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
Logged
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

Offline Tony

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3784
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Holliers
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2022, 03:23:29 am »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on May 10, 2022, 07:42:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWo1oqZTe4&t=688s 8)


For wat ? Yu get on an airplane sittin beside a load of cnuts yu don't know ....fartin, snorin , eatin shite micro meals made by Pakistani refugees ... yu get to the hotel an thers a load of fuking football  louts fukin tellys out of Windows ...then yu wake up bitten by mosquito an get sores all over yur legs ...then yu get burnt  an pull the skin off yur face in one piece ....then yu start gettin the shits from the  food an pukin yur ring up bleedin legs Tremblin wit some virus or bacteria yu got from the sandwich at the pool bar...You come back home even more bleedin depressed....an tired after bean stuck in an airport sleeping  on a steel bench an afraid to go for a piss in case yur seat come bed come new home because of the airport strike is gone .......
Naa fuk that ....its all a bleedin con .....if yu want to get sick an ripped off ...go to temple bar for a nite an that'll turn yu off bein a tourist ...its the fukin same all over the world ....
I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life




Now I understand why she left you  rofl
Logged
Mr. T-bag to you

Offline John m

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11040
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Holliers
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2022, 08:46:36 am »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on May 10, 2022, 07:42:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWo1oqZTe4&t=688s 8)


For wat ? Yu get on an airplane sittin beside a load of cnuts yu don't know ....fartin, snorin , eatin shite micro meals made by Pakistani refugees ... yu get to the hotel an thers a load of fuking football  louts fukin tellys out of Windows ...then yu wake up bitten by mosquito an get sores all over yur legs ...then yu get burnt  an pull the skin off yur face in one piece ....then yu start gettin the shits from the  food an pukin yur ring up bleedin legs Tremblin wit some virus or bacteria yu got from the sandwich at the pool bar...You come back home even more bleedin depressed....an tired after bean stuck in an airport sleeping  on a steel bench an afraid to go for a piss in case yur seat come bed come new home because of the airport strike is gone .......
Naa fuk that ....its all a bleedin con .....if yu want to get sick an ripped off ...go to temple bar for a nite an that'll turn yu off bein a tourist ...its the fukin same all over the world ....
I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life


If Yates or Shakespear wrote that it would be a great Poem .The Sunshine Symphony .
Logged
"Ahfuck

Offline Shallow Hal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2311
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Holliers
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2022, 01:42:38 pm »
Ye see Octy...that's what happens when a 50+ Yr old books 18-30 holidays....ye borin fuk ye!!
Logged

Offline Belker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19133
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Holliers
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2022, 02:43:31 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
.... I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
The Honeymoon holiday is usually a nightmare !
Once she has her ticket stamped, the real Her comes out !!
Logged

Offline Cool Boola

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6287
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • B me
Re: Holliers
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2022, 04:23:43 pm »
Im doin a tod hollier this year………..MAGIC[/size][/color]
Logged
Dis an Dat Im not a rat

Offline Octavia1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21626
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Re: Holliers
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2022, 06:05:47 pm »
Quote from: Tony on May 11, 2022, 03:23:29 am
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
Quote from: silverbullet on May 10, 2022, 07:42:42 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWo1oqZTe4&t=688s 8)


For wat ? Yu get on an airplane sittin beside a load of cnuts yu don't know ....fartin, snorin , eatin shite micro meals made by Pakistani refugees ... yu get to the hotel an thers a load of fuking football  louts fukin tellys out of Windows ...then yu wake up bitten by mosquito an get sores all over yur legs ...then yu get burnt  an pull the skin off yur face in one piece ....then yu start gettin the shits from the  food an pukin yur ring up bleedin legs Tremblin wit some virus or bacteria yu got from the sandwich at the pool bar...You come back home even more bleedin depressed....an tired after bean stuck in an airport sleeping  on a steel bench an afraid to go for a piss in case yur seat come bed come new home because of the airport strike is gone .......
Naa fuk that ....its all a bleedin con .....if yu want to get sick an ripped off ...go to temple bar for a nite an that'll turn yu off bein a tourist ...its the fukin same all over the world ....
I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life




Now I understand why she left you  rofl


Thank fuk she did  lol
Logged
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

Offline Octavia1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21626
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Re: Holliers
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2022, 06:08:37 pm »
Quote from: Belker on May 11, 2022, 02:43:31 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
.... I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
The Honeymoon holiday is usually a nightmare !
Once she has her ticket stamped, the real Her comes out !!

It wud bean grand Ken...if the mother in law hadn't bean ther
Logged
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

Offline Shallow Hal

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 2311
  • Karma: +0/-0
Re: Holliers
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2022, 06:11:24 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 11, 2022, 06:08:37 pm
Quote from: Belker on May 11, 2022, 02:43:31 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
.... I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
The Honeymoon holiday is usually a nightmare !
Once she has her ticket stamped, the real Her comes out !!

It wud bean grand Ken...if the mother in law hadn't bean ther

Why....did ye ride her aswell? lol
Logged

Offline Octavia1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21626
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Re: Holliers
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2022, 07:20:16 pm »
Quote from: Shallow Hal on May 11, 2022, 06:11:24 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 11, 2022, 06:08:37 pm
Quote from: Belker on May 11, 2022, 02:43:31 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
.... I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
The Honeymoon holiday is usually a nightmare !
Once she has her ticket stamped, the real Her comes out !!

It wud bean grand Ken...if the mother in law hadn't bean ther

Why....did ye ride her aswell? lol

Seriously hal ...holidays wer invented by the ruling classes in the 18th century to make the plebean   gimps feel like life was worth livin ...but it wasn't.....off to Blackpool wit ya an jump on a
Merrygoround horse an go round in circles for 3 minutes , stick a fukin toffee apple in yur gob then back  to the fukin drudgery  of a 12 hour day 6 days a week shoveling shite an eatin potato's for breakfast an tea for another yer
Nowadays it's the same ting only worse ....
If you don't go away ...then yu won't come home disappointed..an broke ..
an another ting ...how many airplanes have committed suicide lately ? ...not to mention sciztophrenicic
Piolets?
 Ther was one in China only Cople weeks ago ...Probably fed up bean Chinese...
How many of yous on here have had nightmare holidays ? C,mon ...hands up ... :(
« Last Edit: May 11, 2022, 07:29:37 pm by Octavia1 »
Logged
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant

Offline silverbullet

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 26702
  • Karma: +2/-0
  • You don't want to do it like that
Re: Holliers
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2022, 07:28:30 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 11, 2022, 07:20:16 pm
Quote from: Shallow Hal on May 11, 2022, 06:11:24 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 11, 2022, 06:08:37 pm
Quote from: Belker on May 11, 2022, 02:43:31 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on May 10, 2022, 08:42:24 pm
.... I havnt had a fuking holiday since me honeymoon ......
Fuking nightmare turned me off holidays  for life
The Honeymoon holiday is usually a nightmare !
Once she has her ticket stamped, the real Her comes out !!

It wud bean grand Ken...if the mother in law hadn't bean ther

Why....did ye ride her aswell? lol

Seriously hal ...holidays wer invented by the ruling classes in the 18th century to make the plebean   gimps feel like life was worth livin ...but it wasn't.....off to Blackpool wit ya an jump on a
Merrygoround horse an go round in circles for 3 minutes , stick a fukin toffee apple in yur gob then back  to the fukin drudgery  of a 12 hour day 6 days a week shoveling shite an eatin potato's for breakfast an tea for another yer
Nowadays it's the same ting only worse ....
If you don't go away ...then yu won't come home disappointed..an broke ..an another ting ...how many airplanes have committed suicide lately ? ...not to mention sciztophrenicic
Piolets?
 Ther was one in China only Cople weeks ago ...Probably fed up bean Chinese...
How many of yous on here have had nightmare holidays ? C,mon ...hands up ... :(
I think you're trying to come across as Hollier than thou!  8)
Logged

Offline Octavia1

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21626
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Re: Holliers
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2022, 05:15:22 am »
Logged
Ide rather be a poor master than a rich servant
Pages: [1]
« previous next »
 


Show Unread Posts