Waiting Lists

[John m]

Got an appointment after 3 years to see the Doc next week but after 8 letters telling me I had an appointment just in case I forgot .Today I got another letter telling me that due to industrial action that no Bloods or Piss could be taken so could I arrange for Blood tests and Piss taking this week through my own GP and get the results sent over to the Hospital if I want to keep the appointment .Then due to the large amount of patients waiting if I cancel then I go back on the List .There was a woman in the Doctors today crying that her Kemo was cancelled yesterday as there was no Chemist available to mix it .Steo Donnelly is Great .GET A GUN .

[Shallow Hal]

I got to see the consultant urologist in April 2021,gave me a script for 6 months but I had to ring when I filled script No6,they sent out another 6 month script which finished last month,I rang the secretary and without speaking to anyone from the team I received another 6 month script in the post last week but still haven't received an appointment for the camera down the mickey yet which I'm really looking forward to.

[John m]

Im getting a Camera up me Hole looking for Liver damage as me old man died from Liver Cancer and its hereditary .Waited 3 years if I had it I would be dead while I wait .Big Dommo went for a hearing test he is sitting in the Surgery and Dolly Hogan who works in the Doctors reception called him and told him he was grand .Doommo says since when are you an expert she said Did you hear me calling you .He said yeh so she said then fuck off and stop wasting the doctors time you can hear grand .

[Shallow Hal]

Ah,they give you a mild anaesthetic fir the cam up the gicker,had it done twice although when I got it done in Navan they wiped me out completely,it's the gick you have to take for the colonic irrigation beforehand that's quite interesting!!

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

are ye sure they can check for liver damage by stickin a camera up your brenda fricker? trying to remember my school biology here.

[Wingnut]

I was put on the waiting list for the camera down the throat in November, could be waiting a while by sounds of things. Got a text from Beaumont a month ago asking did I want to stay on the waiting list Y/N. Better get onto the Doc for another 6 months of tabs so.

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[John m]

are ye sure they can check for liver damage by stickin a camera up your brenda fricker? trying to remember my school biology here.

They check your Colon or something for signs of polops or something .