On the good ship Venus
You really should of seen us .
Sucking a dead mans Penis .
The First mates name was morgan
A bastard from Stillorgan ,
Ahoy scurvey's !
Listen to this then,
It was on the good ship Venus,
By Christ, ya should've seen us,
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
On his fuckin' organ.
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor,
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.
Hold on !
Give it some bollocks !
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
'Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
From cumming in the brandy,
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fuckin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper,
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do.
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To fuck she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
Across the bar-room table.
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
Delighted squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin' !
Friggin' in the riggin' !
There was fuck all else to do !!