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Offline John m

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Hot Ball
« on: August 14, 2022, 09:31:09 pm »
Down the Flats today for Dinner with Big   Dommo .His Grandson is in Jamses Hospital with Hot Ball .Went to the beach yesterday lashed on the Sun tan Lotion fell asleep but the sun shone up the leg of his shorts and burned his ball bag .Woke up this morning screaming in pain with Sunburned ball bag and his bollock swelled as big as a tennis ball .he will now forever be known as Hot Ball .
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2022, 09:59:49 pm »
Quote from: John m on August 14, 2022, 09:31:09 pm
Down the Flats today for Dinner with Big   Dommo .His Grandson is in Jamses Hospital with Hot Ball .Went to the beach yesterday lashed on the Sun tan Lotion fell asleep but the sun shone up the leg of his shorts and burned his ball bag .Woke up this morning screaming in pain with Sunburned ball bag and his bollock swelled as big as a tennis ball .he will now forever be known as Hot Ball .
If he's mottin ....they shud chop his goolies off Johnny...sack an all ....its the only solution to global warmin....so me ma says anyway ....
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2022, 10:12:13 pm »
 Accordin to the scientific  "experts" Johnny  ....yur goolies hav to be kept at 1 degree cooler than yur 37c body temperature or the sperms overheat an die ....an that's why they dangle ....
I tink that's a load of cobblers ....why don't seagulls or dolphins or snakes  don't have a big bollix
Hangin out of them then ?
If it wer true ....then why are the fastest growing populations on earth all in countries that wud roast the bollix off ya Johnny?
Cud be the annual Christmas question for the taxi drivers mensa club ....
If it wer true ....the world be full of Eskimos....
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2022, 10:16:33 pm »
Quote from: Octavia1 on August 14, 2022, 10:12:13 pm
Accordin to the scientific  "experts" Johnny  ....yur goolies hav to be kept at 1 degree cooler than yur 37c body temperature or the sperms overheat an die ....an that's why they dangle ....
I tink that's a load of cobblers ....why don't seagulls or dolphins or snakes  don't have a big bollix
Hangin out of them then ?
If it wer true ....then why are the fastest growing populations on earth all in countries that wud roast the bollix off ya Johnny?
Cud be the annual Christmas question for the taxi drivers mensa club ....
If it wer true ....the world be full of Eskimos....

If Cold bollox was the answer to world population .There would be more Eskimos than Africans .
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2022, 10:34:41 pm »
Quote from: John m on August 14, 2022, 10:16:33 pm
Quote from: Octavia1 on August 14, 2022, 10:12:13 pm
Accordin to the scientific  "experts" Johnny  ....yur goolies hav to be kept at 1 degree cooler than yur 37c body temperature or the sperms overheat an die ....an that's why they dangle ....
I tink that's a load of cobblers ....why don't seagulls or dolphins or snakes  don't have a big bollix
Hangin out of them then ?
If it wer true ....then why are the fastest growing populations on earth all in countries that wud roast the bollix off ya Johnny?
Cud be the annual Christmas question for the taxi drivers mensa club ....
If it wer true ....the world be full of Eskimos....

If Cold bollox was the answer to world population .There would be more Eskimos than Africans .

That's wat I'm sayin  ::fight fuk sake ...thers a billion Africans an a billion Indians....an for 6 months of the yer its 50 degrees or sumtin so the poor cnuts shud be extinkt  ??? :P :-\ :)) O:-)
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2022, 01:14:26 pm »
Quote from: John m on August 14, 2022, 09:31:09 pm
Down the Flats today for Dinner with Big   Dommo .His Grandson is in Jamses Hospital with Hot Ball .Went to the beach yesterday lashed on the Sun tan Lotion fell asleep but the sun shone up the leg of his shorts and burned his ball bag .Woke up this morning screaming in pain with Sunburned ball bag and his bollock swelled as big as a tennis ball .he will now forever be known as Hot Ball .

Hair would have protected him, but he thinks he's a porn star the baldy little bollix, AKA Ivor Bolokov!! 8)

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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2022, 04:14:17 pm »
Poor oul Hot Ball .His bollock didnt swell it was fluid the sun damaged a Ball bag vein .Had to have a needle in the sack .Back home now .His new name is not Hot ball its Bollo .He was greeted with a slogan painted on the Wall near the flats saying Get Well Bollo .
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2022, 06:47:05 pm »
Quote from: John m on August 15, 2022, 04:14:17 pm
Poor oul Hot Ball .His bollock didnt swell it was fluid the sun damaged a Ball bag vein .Had to have a needle in the sack .Back home now .His new name is not Hot ball its Bollo .He was greeted with a slogan painted on the Wall near the flats saying Get Well Bollo .
Bollo is a poxbottle:


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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2022, 08:47:49 am »
Quote from: silverbullet on August 15, 2022, 06:47:05 pm
Quote from: John m on August 15, 2022, 04:14:17 pm
Poor oul Hot Ball .His bollock didnt swell it was fluid the sun damaged a Ball bag vein .Had to have a needle in the sack .Back home now .His new name is not Hot ball its Bollo .He was greeted with a slogan painted on the Wall near the flats saying Get Well Bollo .
Bollo is a poxbottle:



I bet you saw  that on a Wall somewhere and corrected the Grammar by adding the word IS to it ,It looks like different hand writing .
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Re: Hot Ball
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2022, 08:45:23 pm »
Quote from: John m on August 16, 2022, 08:47:49 am
Quote from: silverbullet on August 15, 2022, 06:47:05 pm
Quote from: John m on August 15, 2022, 04:14:17 pm
Poor oul Hot Ball .His bollock didnt swell it was fluid the sun damaged a Ball bag vein .Had to have a needle in the sack .Back home now .His new name is not Hot ball its Bollo .He was greeted with a slogan painted on the Wall near the flats saying Get Well Bollo .
Bollo is a poxbottle:



I bet you saw  that on a Wall somewhere and corrected the Grammar by adding the word IS to it ,It looks like different hand writing .
Its in the Kinahan park near Oliver Bong flats.
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