First Taxi Fare

[Ollie Eyebrow]

Thanks Bubba Ho-Tep for your kind words, much appreciated. Ollie

[Ollie Eyebrow]

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Ollie and the Vampire is probably safe enough to read for most people. However, people with uncontrolled high blood pressure and heart disease should probably check with their G.P. before reading.

Here are some general precautions to take:

Avoid alcohol and medications that may impair sweating and produce overheating before and after you read.
Read in an open space for no more than 15–20 minutes.
Cool down gradually afterward with an ice cold glass of milk straight from the fridge.
Drink two to four glasses of cool water after each read.
Don't have a read when you are ill, and if you feel unwell during your read, head out for a quick stint of taxi driving, a brisk healthy walk or even head to the pub.

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more to follow >>

[Ollie Eyebrow]

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Again, Ollie and the Vampire is probably safe enough to read for most people.

But if you feel unwell during your read, DO NOT head out for a quick stint of taxi driving. A brisk healthy walk or even a rest in bed is probably a much better idea.


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more to follow >>

[Ollie Eyebrow]

And finally,


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If you're affected by any of the close-grained ridiculous nonsense or dishonourable and meandering skulduggery that unfold during the course of Ollie and the Vampire, I suggest you, as a reader, go and read something else that's actually worthwhile and has some real meaning.


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BTW, if anyone wants to get in early and purchase the rights to Ollie and the Vampire please let me know. I could really do with the sponds to beat the "10-year rule".

[markmiwurdz]

[Belker]

First Taxi Fare

The dirty shower of rotten bastards on the Croppy Acre’s dog-marked soccer pitch called him Ollie Eyebrow but in school the scarlet cheating rabble-rousing lots caters called him the Ham Roll Man. .........................

Peadar O Dea

Why do the words 'Peadar O Dea' feature at the end of the tale ?
https://disabilityarts.online/blog/bram-a-poe/set-your-eyes-on-me-once-more/

[Cool Boola]

Iz this a true picture of Ollie

https://jackybethart.wordpress.com/2018/11/19/how-to-paint-eyebrows-in-four-easy-steps-digital-painting/

[John m]

First Taxi Fare

The dirty shower of rotten bastards on the Croppy Acre’s dog-marked soccer pitch called him Ollie Eyebrow but in school the scarlet cheating rabble-rousing lots caters called him the Ham Roll Man. .........................

Peadar O Dea

Why do the words 'Peadar O Dea' feature at the end of the tale ?
https://disabilityarts.online/blog/bram-a-poe/set-your-eyes-on-me-once-more/

Its a lad with a blog who writes posting links here to get readers .

[Octavia1]

 

[Octavia1]

First Taxi Fare

The dirty shower of rotten bastards on the Croppy Acre’s dog-marked soccer pitch called him Ollie Eyebrow but in school the scarlet cheating rabble-rousing lots caters called him the Ham Roll Man. .........................

Peadar O Dea

Why do the words 'Peadar O Dea' feature at the end of the tale ?
https://disabilityarts.online/blog/bram-a-poe/set-your-eyes-on-me-once-more/

Its a lad with a blog who writes posting links here to get readers .

I taut it was Ken tryin to rejuvenate his literary career ....
 

[silverbullet]

I think Oily deserves his own thread.

[Shallow Hal]

I think Oily deserves his own thread.

Absolutely.....over on Boards.ie!!

[silverbullet]

I think Oily deserves his own thread.

Absolutely.....over on Boards.ie!!

+1

[John m]

Its Poor Drivel .The Standard of Writing on here is way beyond his literary talent .Without blowing me own trumpet Meself and Ken burned better .

[Belker]

I liked the tale, but there were so many adjectives and over exaggerated descriptions that it made it hard reading.