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Offline Cool Boola

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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #60 on: September 20, 2022, 10:45:29 am »
What was the-point of alias OLLIE  ??  Someone bored?
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #61 on: September 20, 2022, 09:07:54 pm »



Ollie and the Vampire


Here's the next teriffically, terrible tall tale about Ollie Eyebrow, the happy chappie with the nitwit titwit bald head and narrow-stretched longneck resembling a chrome plated one-arm pull-lever in any feckin' family-fun arcade.

Ollie belongs to Peadar O Dea, so you can stick that where Molly stuck the rent, and he tells the tale of his delightfully dodgy dealings and moody misadventures as he drives his beautifully dilapidated, peacock green, trashed-up taxi across the length and breadth of the city and surrounding countryside. Ollie is kind and honest, but he often gets into trouble, especially when he forgets to take his tablets the night before. Ollie works extremely hard and risks his life driving night and day to put food on the table, pay bills and keep the big bad wolf from the door.

A big thank you to those wonderful souls who've directed their occupied minds to post comments to date - good, bad or downright indifferent because it is your words that give me a reason to write.

And remember you lot, just be careful out there!



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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #62 on: September 21, 2022, 02:23:54 am »
Listen Ollie…Im after been spending loads of time reading your stuff an I tells you that your after been wasting me time…Ya see….there was no mention of a vampire in it…not even a drop of blood?……So me thinks I wont be after spending any more time reading your stuff again.
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #63 on: September 21, 2022, 02:27:01 am »
Think its just a copy of a story he got off the tinternet?
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #64 on: September 21, 2022, 06:12:24 am »
Parting sign off from the late great Phil Esterhaus !

Lets hear some more Ollie !

......Ollie belongs to Peadar O Dea, ......
So are you Peadar ?

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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #65 on: September 21, 2022, 09:50:39 am »



"Mind your little taxi Oliie" said Mum, "'cause money's hard to come by."



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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #66 on: September 21, 2022, 10:14:13 am »
Down to 1 liners now?
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #67 on: September 21, 2022, 10:56:23 am »

"Mind your little taxi Oliie" said Mum, "'cause money's hard to come by."

Things not looking so bright when an author can't spell his own name !

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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #68 on: September 21, 2022, 02:05:59 pm »
Beginning to look like Little Britain around here..... "I`m the only story teller in the village"

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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #69 on: September 21, 2022, 11:52:16 pm »




'Twas a grim nip-numb November that encapsulated the Feast of All Saints and All Souls in the waning year of our Lord 2004 and was as c-c-cold as a witch's tit in a brass bra on a wrapped-up Wednesday night when these extraordinary strange events played out in and around Ollie's tattered taxi.

The freezing spade-blackened ice latched hard fast to cold grave silent roads like smooth gloss-marbled floors reposing in an intense and charmingly flamboyant 1436 Florentine cathedral.




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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #70 on: September 22, 2022, 02:16:24 am »
It can only be the special.         Octy
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #71 on: September 22, 2022, 02:25:16 pm »
Oily, does your vampire use soiled tampons as teabags? 8)

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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #72 on: September 22, 2022, 04:01:18 pm »
Oily, does your vampire use soiled tampons as teabags? 8)

Ah here ....fuk sake ...I'm having me dinner  >:(
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #73 on: September 22, 2022, 04:04:06 pm »
It can only be the special.         Octy

Wat ya mean " special " cools  :-[
I'm not ollie ...I can hardly rite me name ....
Anyway wat happened to the Vampire story?
I was like a kid waitin for the new Harry Potter book to come out ....
Very dissapointin ....
 ???
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Re: First Taxi Fare
« Reply #74 on: September 22, 2022, 04:46:45 pm »
It can only be the special.         Octy

Wat ya mean " special " cools  :-[
I'm not ollie ...I can hardly rite me name ....
Anyway wat happened to the Vampire story?
I was like a kid waitin for the new Harry Potter book to come out ....
Very dissapointin ....
 ???



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