Filty sex fetishes right under our noses

[Octavia1]

Wer ya ever so buckled riding a bird that ya taut yu wer havin a threesome ?
I did

[Octavia1]

Can sumone explain to me why anyone wud want to be wipped an told ther a nauty boy  by a fat ugly cnut in a wonder woman outfit?
Yous irish 

Better than livin beside 2 gay Russians I s'pose!!

Bastards 

[Shallow Hal]

Wer ya ever so buckled riding a bird that ya taut yu wer havin a threesome ?
I did

I remember being buckled...havin a threesome!!

[Octavia1]

Wer ya ever so buckled riding a bird that ya taut yu wer havin a threesome ?
I did

I remember being buckled...havin a threesome!!

Tell us more hal ...thers nuttin on the telly

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

as leslie nielson would say, i like my sex the way i play basketball.
one on one and with as little dribbling as possible.

[Octavia1]

I had a treesome wit 2 Italian hoors yers ago ...free of charge
They wer on ther break ...

[Shallow Hal]

Wer ya ever so buckled riding a bird that ya taut yu wer havin a threesome ?
I did

I remember being buckled...havin a threesome!!

Tell us more hal ...thers nuttin on the telly

Ah..I'm busy,just finished watching Dahmer...and now I'm watching Saving Lives at Sea,I've a few recorded...but I'll be headin to bed soon!!

[Octavia1]

True story ...they made me dinner after

[Octavia1]

Wer ya ever so buckled riding a bird that ya taut yu wer havin a threesome ?
I did

I remember being buckled...havin a threesome!!

Tell us more hal ...thers nuttin on the telly

Ah..I'm busy,just finished watching Dahmer...and now I'm watching Saving Lives at Sea,I've a few recorded...but I'll be headin to bed soon!!

Borin cnut

[Shallow Hal]

That's me Octy...the new me..and happy with it!!

[John m]

The year is 1979 the place Lower Rathmines Road .After having pints in Bambricks I  picked up a young ladies from Tipp that had a Flat in a Gaff beside the Church on Lower Rathmines Road .A dirty thing about two years older than me .Im doing me best on the Sofa as the bed looked like it hadnt been changed for weeks .I needed a shit so went out and up the stairs to the shared bathroom and dropped a big brown trout into the bowl it was like a ring of black pudding good and solis .I wiped me arse and pulled the chain it was an old fashioned Jacks and it didnt work .Fuck it I thought I cant leave it there so I wrapped some jacks roll around me hand and picked it out then I tried to open the window to trow it out but the window was nailed shut for security reasons .Now I am panicking so i decide to scrunch it down the plughole in the sink but its to hard and is breaking up like cheese on a grater .I dont know what to do so I lift the lid on the cistern and dump it in with the jacks roll then I head back into yer one .She is introducing me to me first 69 and sticks her finger up me hole and gets shite all over her finger so she heads up to the Barhroom to wash her hands and hopefully give her engine a bit of a rince it stinks like the Jacks Door on a Killybeggs Trawler .She enters the room with a head on her and asks ."Did you have a shite ?"What could I say she got a gicky finger so I said I did .She screamed "Then where is it ?I bet you tried to throw it out the window of push it down the plughole or put it in the Cistern with the others .I got dressed and left .She was a dirty old thing and I bet she would of battered you or worn rubber gear .I often wondered if the Ball Cock in the Cistern had not of been broken and the Jacks had of flushed would she of got so annoyed about a gicky finger or was it the bad hygiene of dumping a big Gock in the cistern that annoyed her .She would of made a lovely girlfriend .

[Octavia1]

The year is 1979 the place Lower Rathmines Road .After having pints in Bambricks I  picked up a young ladies from Tipp that had a Flat in a Gaff beside the Church on Lower Rathmines Road .A dirty thing about two years older than me .Im doing me best on the Sofa as the bed looked like it hadnt been changed for weeks .I needed a shit so went out and up the stairs to the shared bathroom and dropped a big brown trout into the bowl it was like a ring of black pudding good and solis .I wiped me arse and pulled the chain it was an old fashioned Jacks and it didnt work .Fuck it I thought I cant leave it there so I wrapped some jacks roll around me hand and picked it out then I tried to open the window to trow it out but the window was nailed shut for security reasons .Now I am panicking so i decide to scrunch it down the plughole in the sink but its to hard and is breaking up like cheese on a grater .I dont know what to do so I lift the lid on the cistern and dump it in with the jacks roll then I head back into yer one .She is introducing me to me first 69 and sticks her finger up me hole and gets shite all over her finger so she heads up to the Barhroom to wash her hands and hopefully give her engine a bit of a rince it stinks like the Jacks Door on a Killybeggs Trawler .She enters the room with a head on her and asks ."Did you have a shite ?"What could I say she got a gicky finger so I said I did .She screamed "Then where is it ?I bet you tried to throw it out the window of push it down the plughole or put it in the Cistern with the others .I got dressed and left .She was a dirty old thing and I bet she would of battered you or worn rubber gear .I often wondered if the Ball Cock in the Cistern had not of been broken and the Jacks had of flushed would she of got so annoyed about a gicky finger or was it the bad hygiene of dumping a big Gock in the cistern that annoyed her .She would of made a lovely girlfriend .

Ah jaysus Johnny   

[John m]

OCCi did I ever tell you about Helmut Corrigan from the other side of the canal from the flats and why he was called Helmut .Me and Helmut his real name was Anto were with the two Brophy girls from the flats one night in their gaff their mother was doing eight days in the Joy for shoplifting a Pram from the Pramshop on High Street so they had a free gaff .I was with Diedre and Anto was with Bridie I was in the living room he was in the kitchen .Deidre Brophy was about ten years older than me and was doing stuff to me a doctor wouldnt do or a Catholic would even think of .She had me dressed up as a Bay City Roller in her tartan shirt and a tartan shirt .Anyhoo I went for a piss and Anto heard me and he followed me out to the Jacks and I was telling him what was occuring he said he was drinking tea and eating burned toast cos the bread was stale .I asked was he getting any action and told him about dirty Diedre .He went back into the Kitchen and Bridie asked him what we were talking about and he said nothing but she knew .So she says to anto do you like sexy games as well and he said yes so she asked him to take off his shirt and then his shoes and then his trousers but leave on his jocke .She started to strip off and said to Anto go down on your knees so he was expecting a face full of pubes  She said to him lose the Jocks so he did and she then said crawl around the floor on your hands and knees ,Now he thought she was messing and wanted to ride him like a pony but he did what he was told he knew the girls were game I told him I was having a great time .Now she said bark like a dog .So there was Anto on all fours galloping around the kitchen with his hole high in the air barking like a dog and the lovely Bridie Brophy let her German Shephard Dog in to mount him .After that Anto was always called Helmut .Think he emigrated to Birmingham or somewhere on his next dole day .

[Belker]

Can sumone explain to me why anyone wud want to be wipped an told ther a nauty boy  by a fat ugly cnut in a wonder woman outfit?
Yous irish 

Strange world Octy, but it does go on.
Miz chungwan (since parted company) once told me of this fella she met on a 'private discretions' website or something like that, and that he wanted to be told off and offered her €200 fer an hour on facetime, she kinda reluctantly (??) took up the offer, and I saw her bank transactions and she told me of how she gave out to him and ordering him to pay her another €50 every 15 minutes.
I was intriged by her story and questioned her about whether he actually ejaculated and she said No he just sat there on facetime listening to her giving out to him.

[Cool Boola]

The year is 1979 the place Lower Rathmines Road .After having pints in Bambricks I  picked up a young ladies from Tipp that had a Flat in a Gaff beside the Church on Lower Rathmines Road .A dirty thing about two years older than me .Im doing me best on the Sofa as the bed looked like it hadnt been changed for weeks .I needed a shit so went out and up the stairs to the shared bathroom and dropped a big brown trout into the bowl it was like a ring of black pudding good and solis .I wiped me arse and pulled the chain it was an old fashioned Jacks and it didnt work .Fuck it I thought I cant leave it there so I wrapped some jacks roll around me hand and picked it out then I tried to open the window to trow it out but the window was nailed shut for security reasons .Now I am panicking so i decide to scrunch it down the plughole in the sink but its to hard and is breaking up like cheese on a grater .I dont know what to do so I lift the lid on the cistern and dump it in with the jacks roll then I head back into yer one .She is introducing me to me first 69 and sticks her finger up me hole and gets shite all over her finger so she heads up to the Barhroom to wash her hands and hopefully give her engine a bit of a rince it stinks like the Jacks Door on a Killybeggs Trawler .She enters the room with a head on her and asks ."Did you have a shite ?"What could I say she got a gicky finger so I said I did .She screamed "Then where is it ?I bet you tried to throw it out the window of push it down the plughole or put it in the Cistern with the others .I got dressed and left .She was a dirty old thing and I bet she would of battered you or worn rubber gear .I often wondered if the Ball Cock in the Cistern had not of been broken and the Jacks had of flushed would she of got so annoyed about a gicky finger or was it the bad hygiene of dumping a big Gock in the cistern that annoyed her .She would of made a lovely girlfriend .

Ah jaysus Johnny 

FED UP LISTENING to all that shite…..an the gick on the finger bit put me off me banana sandwitch