Filty sex fetishes right under our noses

[Belker]

.... FED UP LISTENING to all that shite…..an the gick on the finger bit put me off me banana sandwitch

It was You who started it Cools !

The 'Space docking' thing I could go along with as long as it was me ex-misses !
But the idea of 'Feltching' is beyond me ! Maybe one fer Octy and his Ladyboy ??

[Octavia1]

.... FED UP LISTENING to all that shite…..an the gick on the finger bit put me off me banana sandwitch

It was You who started it Cools !

The 'Space docking' thing I could go along with as long as it was me ex-misses !
But the idea of 'Feltching' is beyond me ! Maybe one fer Octy and his Ladyboy ??

Yur jus jealous Ken cause ya havnt had it off wit all the tings yu cud of .. an now yur an owl cnut an nobody will giv ya a ride unless ya pay them ...an thats not happenin a anytime soon  now is it  ..

[Belker]

.... FED UP LISTENING to all that shite…..an the gick on the finger bit put me off me banana sandwitch

It was You who started it Cools !

The 'Space docking' thing I could go along with as long as it was me ex-misses !
But the idea of 'Feltching' is beyond me ! Maybe one fer Octy and his Ladyboy ??

Yur jus jealous Ken cause ya havnt had it off wit all the tings yu cud of .. an now yur an owl cnut an nobody will giv ya a ride unless ya pay them ...an thats not happenin a anytime soon  now is it  ..

Nope ! The very thought of being touched or touching another human (bar me small fella/son) stretches my imagination.
Unlike you I can happily live without some space cadet telling me what to do in order to get in to her Growler !

[John m]

Im down the Flats with Big Dommo Alan that drives the van delivering to pubs ,Billy the Bastard and Young Nodger and His Mate Turbo the car thief .Turbo has a new Chinease bird and he says to her in Dommos Kitchen I fancy a 69 .She gave him a clatter and ran off crying ."I think this is a date me not cooking "

[Octavia1]

Im down the Flats with Big Dommo Alan that drives the van delivering to pubs ,Billy the Bastard and Young Nodger and His Mate Turbo the car thief .Turbo has a new Chinease bird and he says to her in Dommos Kitchen I fancy a 69 .She gave him a clatter and ran off crying ."I think this is a date me not cooking "

Strangest ting happened today ....got 2  separate jobs of Thai birds from massage parlours ....I nearly asked the second one does she do happy endins  but she looked bollixed so I said nuttin  ...
...had 3 separate owlones with dementia ordered by apes who obviously wanted rid o them ....half an hour lookin for keys to ther gaffs  .....the second one I managed a game of chess ( level 9  i lost again ) on me phone  ....
3rd one I contemplated a nap ...

[Cool Boola]

Watch out for dem Thai birds…might have the Asian Bird Flu or sumfin 

[markmiwurdz]

Some hair do Octy..

[Octavia1]

Some hair do Octy..

It's goin that way marko