Why do the public think we are robots?

[taxi1990]

Are you working Christmas day?

Can I book you for 6 am, main street to the train €8 fare.

Can I book you for 7 am tomorrow morning? No, I will be working until 5 am. Oh so you definitely can't collect me at 7 am?

[Dr. Martin Gooter Bling]

tell them yeah ye can book me and just don't turn up.
next time they fall inta your car outside a chipper at scaldy o'clock and they start givin ye jip hey you ye cunt ye left me standin like a wanker in the rain there a few months ago.
well yiv learned yizzer lesson. never ask me to antin for yiz ever again. was probably a jungle bunny anyway ye were talkin to not me.

[watty]

Tell them you're on day release from prison as you near the end of your life sentence for murder but you'll be back inside on whatever day they want to book ya.  Then laugh and say they're safe, you only killed your missus.  And finish with another scary laugh.  They won't bother you again.

[taxi1990]

 

I will make it worth your while then they say to bribe you to do it. Like say its a 10 euro trip and they even offered you 100 (more likely they think you will be delighted with 15), is it really worth getting up at 5 am to do it? health is wealth and I don't think id be doing myself any favors by depriving myself of much needed sleep. 

[vandriver]

It's worse if you have a wheelchair taxi.Every (wheelchair bound)punter tries to make you their special driver.
I just tell them to book me on the app.

[taxi1990]

It's worse if you have a wheelchair taxi.Every (wheelchair bound)punter tries to make you their special driver.
I just tell them to book me on the app.

I do have one.  I did 4 wheelchair trips last xmas day, someone else wanted me as well, I told her I couldnt as I was already doing too many. she never rang me again.  sure fcuk christmas day im not human like the rest of them, I have to work 24/7.

few years ago a stranger rang me on xmas eve, "can I book a taxi for 12:30 tomorrow night?" no, im not working, "why not?" he says. 

[mercenary for hire]

1990 Get the number of the illegal operator and pass on the bookings ya dont want.Feed two birds with one scone..

[Octavia1]

1990 Get the number of the illegal operator and pass on the bookings ya dont want.Feed two birds with one scone..

  smart

[taxi1990]

1990 Get the number of the illegal operator and pass on the bookings ya dont want.Feed two birds with one scone..

He isn't wheelchair accessible.....yet. the way this country is ran, he would probably get the wheelchair grant.

[silverbullet]

It's worse if you have a wheelchair taxi.Every (wheelchair bound)punter tries to make you their special driver.
I just tell them to book me on the app.

Terry Hall was one of the Specials R.I.P.

[silverbullet]

Will ya take 5?

Do I look like a porn star?

[silverbullet]

It's worse if you have a wheelchair taxi.Every (wheelchair bound)punter tries to make you their special driver.
I just tell them to book me on the app.

A heartwarming story:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsLwzXxeBe8

[Belker]

1990 Get the number of the illegal operator and pass on the bookings ya dont want.Feed two birds with one scone..

  smart

Yiz could be on to something there, a few very early morning hotel or b&b bogus airport bookings well thought out might piss him off a bit, mix it about a bit over time, different B&B's, different phone numbers (block him the next day) and always have the flight information and number at hand if he asks.

[taxi1990]

1990 Get the number of the illegal operator and pass on the bookings ya dont want.Feed two birds with one scone..

  smart

Yiz could be on to something there, a few very early morning hotel or b&b bogus airport bookings well thought out might piss him off a bit, mix it about a bit over time, different B&B's, different phone numbers (block him the next day) and always have the flight information and number at hand if he asks.

He is cagey about who he brings as far as I know. It's all word of mouth how he gets business. He knows about the NTA officers catching people like him. Still he is a greedy fcuker so you never know.

[Rat Catcher]

Did you give them the illegal lad's number?