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Offline John m

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Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« on: June 17, 2023, 09:51:33 pm »
First job today Whitethorne Palmerstown/Ballyer .I pull up and pick up two Americans .She left her phone in a taxi tried to contact Free Now but couldnt .She is heading home to the United States of Anarchy tomorrow and her ticket is on her phone .She tells me that she had find my phone on her phone and her daughter tracked it to Whitethorne .Now the bit you wont believe .Her phone is in Wheatfield Prison .She lost it about 40 minutes ago .Seems a girl visiting Wheatfield picked it up for safe keeping and was going to return it if she rang her .The phone had been put in a visitors locker in the Nick and the Yanks told the Gards that it was her phone and pinged it ,after some commotion when the visitor returned to reception and the Garda were going to be called the phone was handed over .Now the next  bit you wont believe is when I picked them up their destination was another Prison Kilmainham Jail .
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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2023, 08:11:17 am »
Think Ken has the Erms phone.
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Offline John m

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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2023, 09:57:53 am »
Think Ken has the Erms phone.

Na I gave a beginning middle and end to the story in one post !
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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2023, 01:31:41 pm »
And no mention of young girls with mini skirts and big jugs

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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2023, 02:43:15 pm »
And no mention of young girls with mini skirts and big jugs
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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2023, 05:17:41 pm »
I believe ya, JohnM  :2cheers  Reminds of a fare from years ago where I picked up a mother coming out of St Pat's (teenage prison) after visiting her son.  She was surprised to find out that someone had stolen her purse from her bag.  I wasn't. 






(she had enough cash to pay me so it's not my sob story)
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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2023, 11:27:28 pm »
Think Ken has the Erms phone.
Don't be 'Wrecking me Buzz'  today El Tonio !
I'm having a great day so far.  lol

Horse is NOT ENGAGING ME ANYMORE;
I'm not engaging him anymore John. He's overstepped the mark once again, this time calling me a liar. Leave him and his stickers and doughnuts at it. I'll just carry on doing my thing, no biggie.

And Octy dosent want to COMMUNICATE ANYMORE;
Ken ... I'm goin tell ya now ...and the gloves are off ....don't fuking communicate wit me anymore ....
IT REALLY COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER !!   rofl

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Re: Taxi Story nobody will believe .
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2023, 02:01:16 am »
And no mention of young girls with mini skirts and big jugs


Must bring some cakes into the office



Are you going back to your old ways of Snipeing at me again Deboy ?

 


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