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Offline Tony

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2023, 11:50:05 am »
So we Had Dutch Billy .French Monks and Vikings we are a Nation of Immigrants going back over 1000 years .
And the Welsh fella too.

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2023, 12:10:11 pm »
Down the Flats this morning with Big Dommo and his Cousin who is related to Galloping O Hogan on his Great Grannys side and Cucullin on his other Grannys side .He recons Occi might be a real Celt after all and not a Mattress Salesman .He was telling me a story his granny was told by her granny .That when the Jock Giant walked across the Giants Causway that Cucullin was Asleep in his bed and his Ma told the Jock Giant that Cucullin was actually the new born Child of the Irish Giant Cucullin and the Jock fucked off scared shitless and Cucullin threw a big sod of clay at him that  formed the Isle of Man and Lough Bann .So there is Celtic legend of sleeping .So I think I might owe OCCi an apology he could be the link between the De dannan the Ardagh Challace and have nothing to do with Mattress Sales .
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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2023, 02:33:34 pm »
Down the Flats this morning with Big Dommo and his Cousin who is related to Galloping O Hogan on his Great Grannys side and Cucullin on his other Grannys side .He recons Occi might be a real Celt after all and not a Mattress Salesman .He was telling me a story his granny was told by her granny .That when the Jock Giant walked across the Giants Causway that Cucullin was Asleep in his bed and his Ma told the Jock Giant that Cucullin was actually the new born Child of the Irish Giant Cucullin and the Jock fucked off scared shitless and Cucullin threw a big sod of clay at him that  formed the Isle of Man and Lough Bann .So there is Celtic legend of sleeping .So I think I might owe OCCi an apology he could be the link between the De dannan the Ardagh Challace and have nothing to do with Mattress Sales .
I have the certificate Johnny...from ancestry.com .
They asked me wud I like a free holiday to America they wanted to do all sorts of tests for science ....I rekoned they wer tryin to get me sperms...so I told them to fuk off

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2023, 03:11:42 pm »
So we Had Dutch Billy .French Monks and Vikings we are a Nation of Immigrants going back over 1000 years .
And the Welsh fella too.
And the long streak o' piss from NYC.

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2023, 04:19:26 pm »
never go near the mattress fella for a taxi.
del boy meets gordon gekko.
runs his taxi operation for his own personal amusement instead of a proper business.

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2023, 04:50:49 pm »
never go near the mattress fella for a taxi.
del boy meets gordon gekko.
runs his taxi operation for his own personal amusement instead of a proper business.

My cousin's youngfella does the marketing for Mick if you can call it that.


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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2023, 10:28:30 pm »
The fukin DeLorean was the best...the fat fuk in a bad silver space suit trying to get out of it was fukin hilarious,filmed in the Windmill lane of old.

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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2023, 10:30:31 pm »
You never answered the Question You Big Tubberdy are you getting Bobo for selling Beds .Dat Mattress Mick lad tried to rent out taxis to tired lads years ago they had to work a shed load of hours to make rent so would need sleep .I told Big Dommo I didnt think you were contracted to Mattress Mick but Marty Sorry Morrisey didnt have a contract just a Renault .Occi there could be evidence of your collusion .Occi do you have a Bed ?

I can sleep on a sixpence Johnny...as for mattress mick ...he's too hairy to be a celt an too short ...
He's good at wat he does fair play....but thers an old sayin in celt ....." everyone has a plan ...till they get hemorrhoids "  :(
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I remember Dig Dommos Cousins sisters friends sister at a Gaff party down the flats in 1985 .I went for a piss and she was already in the Jacks with a mirror on the floor squatting over it trying to put one of those Preparation arse tablets up her pipe .
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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2023, 09:36:01 am »
Ya hav to hand it to mick ...he's original .....he reminds me of wat used to be on kids TV on rte in the 70s ....if he was on wonderly wagon ....it cud o took off ...cud of even broke America.... ???.....
But I was in his shop once  yers ago lookin for a bed ....an taut the stuff was gick ....
An me bed is very important to me as i spend lot time init ... ::sleep
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Re: Silvers new Gaff ?
« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2023, 03:40:59 pm »
Ya hav to hand it to mick ...he's original .....he reminds me of wat used to be on kids TV on rte in the 70s ....if he was on wonderly wagon ....it cud o took off ...cud of even broke America.... ???.....
But I was in his shop once  yers ago lookin for a bed ....an taut the stuff was gick ....
An me bed is very important to me as i spend lot time init ... ::sleep

Mick and his daughter Mattress Michelle are far from original. Owner presenters were doing this in the U.S. for decades.


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