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New wardrode.
« on: July 13, 2023, 10:30:14 am »
Unfortunately as old age and cider catch up with me, my most beautiful array of summer XL shirts got a bit tight and much to my immense displeasure ALL 12 + a few old really good work suits had to be dumped in a Charity shop.

In thinking that getting a nua XXL shirt wardrobe would be easy-peasy I tried Dunnes and Tesco's, no joy in either, so I tried the more expensive high street shops, the prices were fairly astronomical but still nothing took my fancy.

Then I tried Ebay and to my amazement the amount of used shirts on offer was unbelievable, I bought 7 short sleeve (with top pocket) shirts in the first hour averaging about €16 each (including P+P), and dodging all the UK ones with their poxy Brexit sales tax.

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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2023, 11:19:43 am »
Ken your Shirts are telling you something .Get your blood pressure checked out and get on a diet .Weight gained at our age is not great .I am down 30 lbs in the last three months hoping to lose 5 stone .In this heat you also need to take on plenty of fluid (not porter or coffee} I know of a Driver who virtually baked his own shit through dehydration .Resulted in a fist full of tablets a mouthfull of the Cats Liquid Parafin the stuff to help her pass furballs and an Enema from the Chemist to remove the blockage .He is now feeding Anusol up his back passage having ripped the arse out of himself trying to shit .LOOK AFTER YOUR HEALTH .I actually have a fully equipped Gym at home including Multigym .Rowing Machine Bike on a turbo trainer vibroplate and treadmill .Getting motivated is the hard part .
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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2023, 11:29:15 am »
Cider is liquid suger.... ..yull get diabetes out of it ...get a bike an find a hill ...the gym is torture repetition...if yur adhd  oops
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2023, 11:37:21 am »
Not eating regularly is the thing that loads on the Fat .Your body thinks its being starved so stores the grub as fat for later use .Getting your dinner at 4Am in the Morning or your Breakfast @3Pm will fuck up your metabolism .I never eat  or drink when I am Working and dont exercise at all bed to sofa to car then back to bed .
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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2023, 12:38:27 pm »
Get one of these and check your self out ....https://top10bloodpressuremonitors.com/ie?gclid=CjwKCAjwwb6lBhBJEiwAbuVUSrOUbWj-33XsZyWAA4UDaIcprWxEUhf-9FYD6f3jcXmkDjX25zHWoxoCVeAQA
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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2023, 12:42:18 pm »
Yisser a shower of old fat cunts ffs
Mr. T-bag to you

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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2023, 12:51:54 pm »
Yisser a shower of old fat cunts ffs

Thanks Anto for the support .Its important I dont forget that .Thats the sort of encouragement that was taught in the Dealer ?
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2023, 12:52:41 pm »
Yisser a shower of old fat cunts ffs
Your still in Denial El Tonio !   lol

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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2023, 04:08:34 pm »
Yisser a shower of old fat cunts ffs

Thanks Anto for the support .Its important I dont forget that .Thats the sort of encouragement that was taught in the Dealer ?

It tis what it is Johnny, inanyways I never went to the dealer
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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2023, 04:26:09 pm »
Ken your Shirts are telling you something .Get your blood pressure checked out and get on a diet .Weight gained at our age is not great .I am down 30 lbs in the last three months hoping to lose 5 stone .In this heat you also need to take on plenty of fluid (not porter or coffee} I know of a Driver who virtually baked his own shit through dehydration .Resulted in a fist full of tablets a mouthfull of the Cats Liquid Parafin the stuff to help her pass furballs and an Enema from the Chemist to remove the blockage .He is now feeding Anusol up his back passage having ripped the arse out of himself trying to shit .LOOK AFTER YOUR HEALTH .I actually have a fully equipped Gym at home including Multigym .Rowing Machine Bike on a turbo trainer vibroplate and treadmill .Getting motivated is the hard part .
I actually have a fully equipped Gym at home including Multigym .Rowing Machine Bike on a turbo trainer vibroplate and treadmill .Getting motivated is the hard part .

Is it still in the wrapper? 8)

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Re: New wardrode.
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2023, 04:31:05 pm »
Ken your Shirts are telling you something .Get your blood pressure checked out and get on a diet .Weight gained at our age is not great .I am down 30 lbs in the last three months hoping to lose 5 stone .In this heat you also need to take on plenty of fluid (not porter or coffee} I know of a Driver who virtually baked his own shit through dehydration .Resulted in a fist full of tablets a mouthfull of the Cats Liquid Parafin the stuff to help her pass furballs and an Enema from the Chemist to remove the blockage .He is now feeding Anusol up his back passage having ripped the arse out of himself trying to shit .LOOK AFTER YOUR HEALTH .I actually have a fully equipped Gym at home including Multigym .Rowing Machine Bike on a turbo trainer vibroplate and treadmill .Getting motivated is the hard part .
I actually have a fully equipped Gym at home including Multigym .Rowing Machine Bike on a turbo trainer vibroplate and treadmill .Getting motivated is the hard part .

Is it still in the wrapper? 8)

covered in dust Silver .I set it up during Covid but decided on Drink instead .
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