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Happiest day of your life ?
« on: July 25, 2023, 08:55:41 am »
.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....

Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?

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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2023, 09:45:48 am »
Wednesday .
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2023, 10:37:56 am »
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2023, 10:41:57 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....
Ther always seems to me anyway ...an incredible upside to disasters....except maybe a terminally ill diagnosis .... oops
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2023, 03:10:51 pm »
Wednesday .

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Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2023, 05:04:35 pm »
Wednesday .

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Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .

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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2023, 05:36:30 pm »
Yes OCCi it was a Wednesday Billy Brophy emigrated to Dudley in England .We were at a birthday party in the gaffs near the flats and I fancied Bridie  Foley and was going to ask her did she want to go to the Pictures to see Carrie but Billy Brophy shifted her at the party and got her out into the shed .You remember the old coal sheds that nobody ever kept coal in .Well it was pitch dark and Billy and Bridie went into the shed and Billy dropped his bags hoping for a Blow job but he was surprised when Bridie started to lick his hole .The oulones whos gaff the party was in opened the shed door and caught Billy bare arsed getting his hole licked by Sindy her Border Collie Cross mongrel .Billy got terrible embarressed and ran home packed his bag and emigrated to Dudley in the West Midlands where his Sister lived .I was delighted when he left as that meant I could ask Bridie to the Pictures .It was on a Wednesday .I did ask Bridie to the pictures and she said no .

Did you ask the bitch (Sindy) for a date after Bridie said no?
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2023, 05:50:46 pm »
The happiest day of my life was when I finished that poxy mortgage.  It means I can pretty much lie around for most of the week doing fook all. It's great.

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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2023, 06:01:46 pm »
Best day of my life was when I told halo to stick their app up their hole when they put the commission up from 10% to whatever, I can't remember cos it's gone up a few times since.... I think
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2023, 06:05:25 pm »
Jasus I forgot all about that one Tone.  The second happiest day of my life was when I told fn to stick their poxy, robbing fcuking app up their Swiss roll.

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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2023, 06:11:32 pm »
Ah jaysus ....can yous not take antin seriously...........Ken is rite about yuos   mongs
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2023, 06:12:49 pm »
The best day in me ma,s life was wen I was born .... ::sleep
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2023, 07:32:58 pm »
.... why I'm delighted to be alive ...or the best joke yu ever heard ...or the best shag outdoors ya ever had ...or the happiest day of yur life ? ....yea that's a good one ....

Wat was the happiest day of yur life ?
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2023, 09:04:50 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe .... ...
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Re: Happiest day of your life ?
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2023, 09:36:32 am »
Wen me ex fuked me out of the gaff ....at the time it seemed like the worst day in me life ....but now lookin back it was like Andy defresne crawling out of the shite pipe ....in fact all of the shittiest days in me life turned out to be the best ones ....


Her with the Gaff Keys and maintenance payments and you like a schoolkid with your suitcase full of stuff starting out on a new adventure like the first day at school with Joy in your heart .You make it sound SoSo Lovely .
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